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  • A Little Eye Bleach Here (Rant)

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    Okay, here’s the thing, I don’t think I can ever watch Top Gear again. And I mean the real one, not the Victoria Bitters-fueled Aussie version, or the Day of the Dead that calls itself the U.S. edition, but the steak and kidney pie, god save the queen, if it’s not British it’s crap ye…

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  • Balls of Depleted Uranium: The 1905 Darracq "200"

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    I’m not a huge fan of the insanely old antique cars, but every so often, something springs onto my radar that makes me stop and take notice. One such example was my nominee for Hooniversal Car of the Year. If I hadn’t found that car, this might have been my runner-up.

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  • Celebrate President's Day with a Daihatsu Taft!

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    It’s a well-known story in Japan that when the as-of-yet-unnamed Daihatsu Taft prototype was weighed to establish its gross vehicle weight, the engineer assigned to record what the scale read was an amateur history buff particularly interested in – nay, obsessed with – Presidents of the United States. When he glanced at the scale, he…

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  • Saskatchewan Snowmobile: Blasphemy or Brilliance?

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    This little gem appeared magically on my Facebook wall last night, courtesy of the incomparable Number_Six. Part of me is screaming “NOOO!“, while another part of me wants it so badly I can taste it.

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  • Hammarhead Industries: Introducing "Pier 18" and the Solo X

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    Hammarhead Industries made a splash earlier this year with the Jack Pine, a stripped-down, hopped-up, blackened Triumph Scrambler that feels like it should be followed everywhere by uniformed Germans in Kübelwagens. And to prove its legitimate dirt capabilities, the folks at Hammarhead created this short video: a dusty ballet of supreme hoonage against a backdrop…

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  • Shinya Kimura, Motorcycle Sculptor

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    [vimeo]http://vimeo.com/16981453[/vimeo] Shinya Kimura, nominated for a 2010 Vimeo Award, clocks in at just under 3 minutes, but in that short amount of time it speaks volumes about Shinya Kimura, motorcycle artist and proprietor of Zero Engineering, which builds motorcycles to the stars. (Tom Cruise might have lifted one from the grasp of Xenu himself.) Kimura…

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  • Chicago Auto Show 2011 Roundup: Hyundai and Kia

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    Hyundai came out swinging at the Chicago Auto Show, making a bold statement of sporting intent with two new cars.

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  • Chicago Auto Show 2011 Round-up: Chrysler

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    With all of the hype behind Chrysler’s Super Bowl ad, the pressure is on for the company to deliver on their promise that they know luxury. The company’s showing at the Chicago Auto Show suggests that a turnaround may be on the cards, but also that the company has a ways to go.

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  • Hoonicast #5: Epic Road Trip Tales from Beyond! (With Bonus CAS Coverage)

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    Remember the road trip sequence in Dumb & Dumber, that Jim Carey flick chocked so full of cheese and poor taste that it might as well have been a Domino’s pizza? How one minute they’re driving across the country in a van done up like a shaggy dog, the next Lloyd Christmas is dreaming about…

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  • Hooniverse's Greatest Director Films Hooniverse's Greatest Opening Sequence

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    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a27pCW2DPc0[/youtube] The above clip is from the beginning of a 1986 French movie called “Un homme et une femme, 20 ans déjà,” which is about…I’m not sure exactly, but it’s certainly not about a bunch of guys who bash up a Lancia Thema, Saab 900, Mercedes-Benz 190E, BMW 528i, Peugeot 505, and a Renault 25…

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