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  • HCOTY 2012: Presenting the winner…

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    Our 2012 HCOTY field of nominees was vast and varied, and I’m happy to report that every nominee received at least a few votes. A few vehicles, however, rose up to become the clear favorites, but two of those took off from the rest of the group. It was a back and forth battle for…

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  • HCOTY 2012: The voting period runs through 1/4/12 at midnight

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    Voting is open until Friday, 1/4/12, at midnight. Share the post with your friends, and campaign (gentlemanly or gentlewomanly, of course) for your favorite. Good luck to all the nominees!

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  • Hooniverse Car of the Year: Get Your Vote On!

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    All right folks, the time has come for you, our loyal readers to decide which of our numerous nominees is most deserving of the largely unrecognized as meaningful Hooniverse Car of the Year! This year’s selections were picked from a nearly infinite pool defined only by what we could think of off the tops of…

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  • Announcing the Hooniversal Car of the Year!

    Announcing the Hooniversal Car of the Year!

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    The voting is over, the campaigning has come to an end, and with a great deal less pain and a great deal more excitement than any actual political election, the Hooniversal Car of the Year has been decided. For anyone following the epic, nail-biting drama, this should be no surprise. The results were there for…

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  • Quick Reminder – HCOTY Polls Close at Noon

    Quick Reminder – HCOTY Polls Close at Noon

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    That would be noon where I am. As in about 2.5 hours from now. As of right now, it looks like The Beast has opened up a bit of a lead over the Basement Lambo, but maybe the Lutz has an army of haxx0rs waiting in the wings, ready to bombard our servers with G8…

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  • Cast Your Vote For Hooniversal Car of the Year – Because the Decade Doesn’t Start Until We Say So

    Cast Your Vote For Hooniversal Car of the Year – Because the Decade Doesn’t Start Until We Say So

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    In our typical making-it-up-as-we-go fashion, we kinda kicked off the whole Hooniversal Car of the Year on a whim and never decided who’d wrap it all up. I just checked the post queue, and it appears no one else is, so here we go. Jump!

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  • HCOTY Nominee: Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor

    HCOTY Nominee: Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor

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    For most of the period between the end World War II and the Late Malaise Era, the full-size, body-on-frame (or primitive unibody), live-rear-axle, V8-powered sedan was the standard, middle-of-the-mainstream American motor vehicle. The Panther-platform Crown Victoria stands alone as the only car with an unbroken lineage to the Postwar Big Cheap Detroit Sedan gene pool…

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  • HCOTY Nominee: The Inimitable V-12 Jaguair

    HCOTY Nominee: The Inimitable V-12 Jaguair

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    HCOTY Nominee: ’67 Jaguair Nominated by: Han Solex As Seen in the Post: This Corvair Has a Secret, and it Ain’t Vicious Oversteer Rarely has a bone-stock-looking sleeper concealed such audaciousness. A V-12 Jaguar motor crammed into the front, radiators out back, and in between are several bushels of a master’s touch – all with…

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  • HCOTY Nominee: Reader Submission Volume 2 – The Uberbird

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    Call it what you want, but yes – we are posting a car of our own creation here for nomination. However, this wasn’t our idea really – it was yours. Numerous comments and a few emails suggesting our LeMons racer can no longer go unheeded… So I submit our beloved Uberbird for consideration as a…

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  • HCOTY Nominee: Pontiac G8 GXP

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    HCOTY Nominee: Pontiac G8 GXP Nominated by: Tomsk As seen being fawned over by the buff books, car blogs and a funny looking test pattern “Motorweek,” as well as (briefly) sitting on dealer lots. As a famous electric Lincoln driver and occasional balladeer once sang, “It’s better to burn out than to fade away.” Sadly,…

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