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  • Volkswagen Pickup-thing Makes Us Draw a Blank for Nicknames

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    Okay, we all know that we blogger-types love to come up with cheesy nicknames for vehicles we see. Rabbitamino! Volvochero! Transformarobirdobilederchicken!

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  • Dichotomous Awesome of No Equal

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    Esteemed Hoonigans, it is my great pleasure to present to you self-propelled Yin and Yang, Genius and Insanity, Design Intent and Functional Afterthought.; also known as what may arguably be one of the most hooneriffic vehicles to ever see mass-production:  the 1956-1965 Willys-Jeep FC-150.    A rare breed even its day, our specimen comes to us…

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  • The Cars of West Edmonton Mall

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    As one of the largest malls in the world — and one of the only ones with a Pirate Ship in the middle, and sea lion shows, and penguin shows, and meerkats — West Edmonton Mall can be a fun place to visit. Around this time of year, however, it works very hard at creating…

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  • Streetwalking: I See No Way This Could Possibly Hurt Me Edition

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    Normally, as we all know, I tend to do long-winded rambling articles about whatever it is I find. This time, I’ve got nothin’, other than a fair degree of certainty that this bike would kill me if I attempted to ride it. And somehow, that knowledge makes me want to try riding it even more.…

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  • 25-year-late Endorsement, REVEALED!

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    Well, after the jump, of course…

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  • Best Endorsements: 25 Years Late Edition

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    We’ve all seen them.  We’ve oft been told, “Run, don’t walk” from them.   We’ve told ourselves this also, as if by instinct.  We’ve experienced the anguished crises of conscience whenever we encounter one along our travels.   Some are landmarks and stomping grounds, old friends on the street; new ones are at once strange yet oh-so-familiar,…

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  • Streetwalker- Cossie Benz Edition

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    Back in the early ’80s, Mercedes envisioned entering a hot version of their “baby benz” 190E  into WRC competition. What they didn’t envision was the all-wheel drive competition from Audi and Lancia, which dominated the class. Realizing the error of their ways, Benz took their little Autobahner, with its Cosworth-modded mill, and attacked the DTM…

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  • Submission Thursday: Classier Streetwalking

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    The good thing about choosing streetwalking as a career is that it has infinite potential for career progression. It’s all upwards from here!

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  • Submission Thursday: The Allure of Streetwalking

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    Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be Hoonigans.

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  • Ride of Frankenstein: Midnight Go-fer Edition

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    Have you ever been happily minding your own mundane workaday business when you were suddenly blindsided by a mindmelting vision that you couldn’t even dare think to try to make up?  Then wish you had a camera and time to make sure it pics-or-it-didn’t-happened, before remembering you do and are therefore in (somewhat questionable) luck?

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