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A country boy can survive

We make our own whiskey and our own smoke too
Ain’t too many things these old boys can’t do
We grow good ole tomatoes and homemade wine
And a country boy can survive country folks can survive
Because you can’t starve us out and you can’t make us run
Cause we’se them ole boys raised on shotguns
We say [...]

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Your Tax Dollars at Work

In the eternal struggle between the city’s road crew and green-space crew, the next move belonged to the gardeners.

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Superbowl Sunday Ride Special: The Armored Limousine

So what do the Dallas Cowboys Football Star Terrell Owens, and Reality TV Star (and Sex Tape Vixen) Kim Kardashian have in common? They both chose to use a most unusual Limousine Service, based in the Dallas Metro area, the Armored Limousine Service, Inc.

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Are you smarter than a fifth-grader: KSL Classifieds Edition

after market bagedless grill

If you don’t know by now, I live in Utah (save the Mormon jokes, heard them all, invented a few of my own) and I LOVE to surf the classified section on KSL (one of our local news outlets).  It’s kind of like a local craigslist but heavier on the bandwidth [...]

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V.I.S.I.T. – Obfuscating The Line Edition

It needs one of those orange triangles on the back.

Remember that night We I Mitch you forgot that most important of rules, “Beer before liquor, never been sicker”?  You wouldn’t, of course… but the results would certainly do their best to impart reminders into your skull the next day.  As does this rolling hangover, [...]

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Norman Bates Drives a Manta Montage?

Looks unassuming enough

If you happen to have a Manta Montage kit car, but the lack of ventilation makes driving with the windows in place untenable, how would you keep the thieves out of it?

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Vans and the Places They Were By Joe Stevens

Image Credit: Joe Stevens

Apparently we’re on a bit of a van kick. Let’s keep it a-rockin’. Having spent a decent portion of the 90s in a gray-on-gray (-on-gray) Ford Club Wagon, this particular Hoon laments the near extinction of the full-size van as a common family hauler. It’s like one day we woke up [...]