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Found on Ebay - Sprechen Sie AWESOME Edition

Land ho!

Upon seeing this ad on ebay.de, I could only think of one thing. Deartháir stomping up and down, gnashing his teeth and screaming, “But daddy, I want it, NOW!”

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Gift ideas for the Hoon in your life

In case you had not heard, there is a major holiday rapidly approaching.  If you are anything like me you cannot wait for it to be over and done with.  That’s not to say I dislike the holidays, but I would rather chew on beer bottles and crap glass than be stuck in mall traffic or [...]

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WANT: R/C Unimog 406 Under Hooniverse Festivus Pole

Holy hell. Do you want to bring a smile to the face of any Hoon? Buy the biggest novelty faux-fur-trimmed sock you can find and shove this military-grade R/C Mercedes-Benz Unimog 406 – CR01 Series U900 from Tamiya inside it. Um, and hopefully that Hoon is me. Because I want one. More hot pics and [...]

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Want to Drive a Tank? Driveatank.com Can Probably Help With That

I got your PAH! right here, pal.

With the Holiday season upon us like a lead blanket, we feel it’s our duty to provide suggestions for the Hoon’s Wish list. Who doesn’t want to drive a piece of military hardware? For a few grand you could run out and buy a 6×6 (seriously, they’re crazy [...]

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In Case Tony From West Side Story is on Your Gift List

Have you ever felt especially stabby, but also wanted to pay homage to your favorite car? Well, now you can, and just in time for the holidays too. Franklin Mint has a selection of pocket knives – perfect for both fingernail grooming and impromptu tracheotomies – that are emblazoned with the [...]

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Ricer Wings Save the Planet

Here’s an idea who’s time has come. Designed by Leon Zhu, from China, it’s a folding solar panel that stores in your car’s fashionably massive rear-wing! When you’re parked, it unfolds to provide both shade and a jolt. When you’re on the move, it stores in the slamin’ big spoiler.

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A Proper Writing Tool for a Proper Writing Tool

This is my water bottle for the gym… too much?

You may remember that Mad_Science received a lovely parting gift from AMG, in thanks for proving just how quick the car makes your wallet go from $446 to $0.

The AMG pen has an all-business appearance to it. The dark carbon fiber blends wonderfully with the [...]