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  • The Pointless Art of Putting off Purchases

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    So, earlier this year my trusty Halfords own-brand, Pacific-rim manufactured 12 volt “Tyre Inflator” noisily coughed its last and seized. It was 20 or so years old and, though I opened it up out of morbid curiosity to gauge its potential fixability, I declared it dead. To be honest, judging by the sub-optimal engineering within,…

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  • In Search Of Drivetrain Feel: Finding it on my Bike

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    A few weeks back I had an epiphany. During a damn good trip out on my friend’s yacht, I suddenly found myself overdosing on all the sensation that I had been missing out on in virtually all of the modern cars I’ve driven in recent years. Steering systems in cars today deny us of the…

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  • Diecast Delights: Curio Corner – Peugeot 307 Paperweight by Norev

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    My wife is, if not supportive, certainly tolerant of my 1:18 collecting habits. Though no doubt wary of the increasing demands that my 100+ boxed models place on our attic storage resources, she is sensible to the joy and pleasure that I derive from them. Though I usually unbox them in private, (lest she find…

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  • Click For Affirmation That Good Things Still Happen.

    Click For Affirmation That Good Things Still Happen.

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    If you guys think along the same lines as me, and I’m pretty sure you do, this story will blow your mind. It all started when a guy from Ipswich alerted the forumites of the esteemed Autoshite.com as to the existence and imminent sale of a Ford Sierra. Not just any Sierra, but the virtually…

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  • The Carchive: The Triumph Vitesse

    The Carchive: The Triumph Vitesse

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    It’s time for our weekly contrast with all that’s shiny and new in the Hooniverse News, as we blow the dust off something which had it’s moment of glory in the dim and distant past. Welcome the The Carchive. I presume I was hungry. Otherwise I struggle to explain the strange bite mark on the…

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  • The Carchive: The 1976 Ladas

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    It’s been a great week in the Hooniverse, and we’ve seen an awful lot of ongoing projects. Some are fixer-uppers, some are basket-cases and some are just so monumentally exciting as to defy any attempt at description. But only one of them is a Lada. In honour of Kamil’s Soviet slingshot, we’re heading back to…

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  • Project Car SOTU 2016: The Lion goes from strength to strength.

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    When I documented the tragic events that unfolded late last year, where the life of my wife’s venerable Peugeot 306 briefly hung in the balance, public reaction was heartwarming. Internationally, the loyal readers of a website littered with exotic Mercedes, glamorous Datsun and exquisite Subaru project cars to name but a few, had embraced the…

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  • Project Car SOTU 2016: Rover 825 Si. Roverjoyed.

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    I’m really not sure I’m doing this project car thing right. These stories are supposed to be full of skinned knuckles, bloodshed, anguish, despair and sorrow. On Monday my Audi update offered you nothing but a whimsical tale of low-stress ownership and perfect reliability. Today I follow it up with the latest on my 1997…

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  • Diecast Delights: 1938 Auto-Union Type C Record Breaker in 1:18 scale.

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    Museums are divisive in their appeal. On the one hand, standing face to face with legendary machines, breathing in the vapours of oil and leather that time erodes from a classic or historic car is a humbling, nourishing experience. On the other hand, unless such machines are kept working, you’re looking at corpses. Now inanimate…

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  • Project Car SOTU 2016: Project Audinary. Driving. Not quitting

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    So it’s cammed, tubbed, lightened, balanced, bluprinted, polished, ported and perfect. Well, no, actually it’s none of those things. It does have an oil leak, but that’s more of a characteristic than a fault. The question it poses is- stick or twist? The VW Group 1.8t engine is famously responsive to tuning efforts, with big…

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