The Grand Tour Premiers Tonight!

Kamil Kaluski November 17, 2016 All Things Hoon


The day has come, and for reasons we cannot possibly comprehend, it came one day early. Tonight at 7:00pm eastern time and even earlier on the west coast, at 4:00pm pacific time, The Grand Tour premiers on Amazon Prime Video, as reported by Jalopnik. Clarkson, May, and Hammond are back!

It was March 8th, 2015 that we last saw these three idiots together. Following much drama and speculation, the trio reunited with their producer from Top Gear, Andy Wilman. Given what seems line an unlimited budget and a comfortable schedule, the show is sure to be good and not at all like Top Gear.

Last night I made sure that I was properly logged into my Amazon Prime Video account on my smart-ish TV. By coincidence the cable guy was over to upgrade my cable box and modem and check all the connections. I informed my wife that right after the kids go to bed, around 8:30pm, I need an hour free of any interruptions. No conversations, no discussions, no planning, no cleaning, no laundry, no budgeting, no nothing, not even sweet sexy time. NOTHING! All I asked for was fucking hour! In fact I told her that it would be best if she wasn’t home.

Knowing life I’ll get to watch this show around midnight, but damn it, it will be just me, a cold beverage, and some snacks.

So, how are you going to watch it?

British Cars Living and Dying in Poland


It’s been a while, but it is time for another episode of cars that are living and dying in Poland. Many things have happened since the last updated. Abandoned cars are actively being removed from neighborhoods. Poland plans on implementing huge import fees for vehicles, especially ones with large displacement engines, because polar bears. Think of this as their version of cash-for-clunkers, which means that soon there will be fewer older and interesting cars on the road there. We should then enjoy them while they’re still around.

British cars have never been really popular in Poland. The biggest issue was the fact that most of those imports came directly from the U.K., where the steering wheels are mounted on the wrong side. I am not sure what the current laws are, but some time ago they had to be converted to left hand drive, unless they were over some years old. The secondary issue is that a lot of the British cars are pricey and the cheaper British cars had always had German versions, for instance Opel and Vauxhall.

All pictures, as always, came from zlomnik.pl, and were sent in by that site’s readers. The site has been since redone and now focuses on obscure cars.

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Diverging Diamond Interchanges Are Here

Kamil Kaluski November 16, 2016 All Things Hoon

The Diverging Diamond Interchange might be old news to some, as it was named one of Popular Science’s best innovations for 2009, but it’s new to us here at Hooniverse, as most things are. The DDI model is a way to redesign existing highway overpasses for a faster and safer traffic flow. Please watch the above video which, in a Simpson-esque way, will explain everything. Go to 1:15 to get the juicy details of how it works.

Any questions?

The DDI its utilizes the existing overpass, making it inexpensive to implement. While it has a lot of benefits, there are some downsides, too. The first is that fact that the traffic pattern is very unusual – vehicles are required to drive on the left side of the road, like Brits with bad teeth. It also prevents same-direction traffic from re-entering the highway: think over-sized trucks, accidents or construction detours.

The concept seems very interesting. There are currently more than sixty of these interchanges in the United States. Has anyone driven on one and is willing to share their thoughts or experiences?

Autonomous Trailer Brings Racecar To Track

Kamil Kaluski November 15, 2016 All Things Hoon

With all this talk about autonomous, or self-driving, cars, here is an idea – a self driving trailer.

Imagine this: you want to drive or race your car on the track but the track is several hundred miles away. It’s a tedious task to haul your racecar all the way there in your big F-350 crew cab, which everyone needs to bring a 2700-pound car to a track.

Wouldn’t you rather be in your self-driving Tesla, drinking a latte and binge watch your favorite show on the way to the track? Sure, we all would, because we don’t really want to drive to the track, we just want to drive on the track.

Here is the solution – autonomous trailers. Just load your track hooptie on, set the destination via your latest smartphone, and meet your car at the track. Viola!

Review: 2017 Jaguar F-PACE S AWD


The 1990’s were especially fond of truck-based SUVs. But then, with the new millennium, a change came. First it was the BMW X5. Then Porsche followed it with the Cayenne. Eventually there were many others, too. Unibody vehicles in the general shape of SUVs, but with direct resemblance to their corporate luxury sports car siblings were popping up everywhere. Those vehicles combined, more or less, the road manners of sport sedans, the utility of SUVs with none of the off-road prowess, and the preconceived notion of prestige. Needless to say they sold in droves to those who wore sport chronometers.

Jaguar was resilient toward an SUV model. The brand exhausted every possible option first. They evolved the XJ, they introduced of a beautiful convertible and then an equally stunning coupe. Two sport sedans followed – the new XE and the revamped XF. Jaguar was even about to introduce the C-X75 supercar, only to nix it in the last minute, probably when someone in a board meeting asked how it was going to be financed. In the end, there was no other means of generating profits but to succumb to the evil that is SUV.

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Truck Thursday: Toyota TownAce Camper 4×4 Diesel


Overlanding, basically long distance trail hiking in a modified 4×4, is all the rage now. Where Jeep Wranglers and Toyota Tacomas are the norm, there is always someone who wants to be different. If you are that someone, here is an opportunity to buy something truly different.

Someone near Burlington, Vermont, is selling a Japanese market ’91 Toyota TownAce 4×4 with a camper shell and a pop-up sleeper. And it’s diesel, to boot! With it you can impress the overland crowd, JDM lovers, and diesel worshipers – a trifecta of car dorks – with just this one vehicle!

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Duemila Route – 600 Vehicles, One Owner, One Auction

Kamil Kaluski November 9, 2016 For Sale


Luigi Compiano is an Italian rich guy who didn’t like paying taxes. The Italian government did’t like that. Sources say that the man owned between 14 and 40 million Euro in taxes. So the governmenet seized his possessions. Those included houses and a whole lot of vehicles, including street cars, race cars, boats, bicycles, rally cars, motorcycles, automotive memorabilia, engines, and much more.

RM Sotheby’s is the auction house in charge of selling off the vehicle collection called Duemila Route, 2000 Wheels. And what an incredible collection it is. It consists mostly of European cars with a handful of Americans thrown in. The collection of Fords specifically stood out to me. There were a few Lancia Deltas and Fulvias that I also drooled over. The is a variety and quantity of Porsches is impressive, too.

Conditions of these cars vary from daily driven, fully restored, original, to undergoing restoration. Now I don’t know this man and I don’t know what he did or didn’t do, but his collection of cars is amazing. Check out the above link and some more pics after the jump.

Thanks for the tip, Mike!

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Don’t forget the parking brake!

Kamil Kaluski November 4, 2016 All Things Hoon

Parking brake, hand brake, emergency brake, or e-brake, whatever you call it, use it. This is just a friendly reminder from your friends at Hooniverse, don’t end up like this guy.


Hooniverse 24 Hours of Lemons: Buick skips a race


The  24 Hours of LeMons’ “Halloween Hooptiefest” is at New Hampshire Motor Speedway this weekend. Eric gave a brief preview of it yesterday. I’m sad to report that for the first time in four years The Park Bench Racing Team will not be racing at the Hooptiefest.

It’s not the race, it’s us. The last race at Thompson, the famous-ish GP du Lac Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg kicked the Buick’s ass pretty well. Since then we, the team, could not get our collective shit together to fix the car and get it race ready. Jobs, families, and other boring adult responsibilities got in our way.

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Of Caterhams Big and Small


Many of us love the classic lightweight Caterhams. Unfortunately most of us are faced with the reality that we will never be able to own one. It could be due to the size of our butts, too big, or wallets, too small.

Fortunately Lego has your back. Perched on top of this beautiful burnt orange metallic Caterham Seven R300 SV, which is currently at Ace Performance, is yellow LEGO Caterham Seven 620R. You can buy the latter for around eighty bucks, substantially less than the real thing.

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