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  • Are you smarter than a fifth-grader: KSL Classifieds Edition

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    If you don’t know by now, I live in Utah (save the Mormon jokes, heard them all, invented a few of my own) and I LOVE to surf the classified section on KSL (one of our local news outlets).  It’s kind of like a local craigslist but heavier on the bandwidth and script errors.  And…

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  • Clean one-owner: 2001 Jaguar Daimler Majestic V8 LWB

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    Clean one owner.  Only 14,000 miles.  Meticulously maintained.  Previously owned by the Queen of England.  No, really…

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  • I don't want to grow up and you can't make me!!!

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    How is it we have come this far and not done a single article on Legos?  It’s a travesty I tell ya!  Who doesn’t love Legos?  I know I do, hell I even have a giant plastic tub of Legos in storage at the moment patiently waiting for the day when my boys are responsible…

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  • Use your grandma to sell your car

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    Got a car you are trying to sell?  Grab your grandma, some colorful cardboard and a marker and take notes.

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  • Found on Ebay: Identity crisis edition

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    This little guy has a secret.  Look really close before you venture in.

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  • Found on Craigslist: 1977 Buick Electra

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    For the low, low asking price of $1490 you too can own this fine example of a malaise-era, two-door, boat-towing boat. 

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  • Name that engine: the results show

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    In todays Name that engine I gave you nothing but a visual to work with and ended up with a lot of great answers.  If you said it belongs to a Lancia Delta S4 then you are a true Hoon of Genius.  Congrats to engineerd for correctly guessing it.  For your efforts, you win the internetz*…

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  • Quick and dirty Ford GT primer

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    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VSyO7PciLM&feature=channel[/youtube] The Ford GT is an awesome car and since I know for a fact that we have exactly two millions of hardcore Ford GT fans that visit this little website The Greatest Page In The Hooniverse, I figured I would sniff around for some footage to show how much I care.  This video that…

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  • White Triplex: 81,000 cc of doom

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    Hooning is nothing new. Sure the term is relatively new and it is often used to refer to one who drives in a manner that is fast, noisy or dangerous. I like to think that adding crazy, dangerous engines to already questionable cars and mashing the go fast pedal with complete disregard for safety also fits…

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  • Name that engine: IPT edition

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      Unlike Deartháir and his convoluted and somewhat demented “name that engine/part/countertop” I am not giving anything away.  Just don’t stare at it too long.  And see your doctor if you have IPT lasting for more than 4 hours.

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