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  • A country boy can survive

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    We make our own whiskey and our own smoke too Ain’t too many things these old boys can’t do We grow good ole tomatoes and homemade wine And a country boy can survive country folks can survive Because you can’t starve us out and you can’t make us run Cause we’se them ole boys raised…

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  • To Hoon or not to Hoon, that is the six hundred dollar question

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    WWJSD?  I would totally take it to LeMons if there was one close to me.  Fiats do have an extensive racing history, why wouldn’t I want to Hoon the hell out of it?

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  • Hooniverse: The Calendar

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    Ok, before y’all get too excited, no, we do not have a Hooniverse calendar coming out, that I know of anyway.  Though that would be pretty friggin awesome… I mean I would totally buy like 3 and I know like 4 other people who would also buy some. but I digress…

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  • Found on Ebay: Seven Deadly Sins Edition

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    Deuteronomy 5:21 ‘You shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, and you shall not desire your neighbor’s house, his field or his male servant or his female servant, his ox or his donkey or anything that belongs to your neighbor.’  But what if your neighbor owns an original 7? 

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  • The Uberbird Has Landed!

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    Yep, it’s that time of year again where we get to live vicariously through the eyes of our Grand Imperial Poobah as he bashes his knuckles and spend most of his weekend swapping out broken car parts races ‘ol one-fo-three around the track in an attempt to take home all the cash nickels.  Check back…

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  • Hooniverse Weekend Edition: Getting to know your contributors

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    So I was going through my “other” PC and stumbled upon a bunch of old photos of past relationships.  I actually cried a little over loves lost.  In my third-of-a-century on the planet I have owned some oddball cars, and LOVED every one of them.  Join me, if you will, as I take a journey…

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  • Found on Ebay: Seven Deadly Sins Edition

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    Deuteronomy 5:21 ‘You shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, and you shall not desire your neighbor’s house, his field or his male servant or his female servant, his ox or his donkey or anything that belongs to your neighbor.’  But what if your neighbor owns an original 7? 

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  • Mine engine mystery is solved!

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    I was close, so close…  Well ok, I had the correct manufacturer. 

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  • Caption this: If the engine fits, hoon it.

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    Hmmmm, now where in the hell did I leave my keys? Via

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  • Streetwalking: Hoon on the Bayou edition

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    Any schmuck can take a family sedan and crazy glue a V8 emblem to the back and call it a day.  I’ve even heard tell there may or may not be a Prius running around with a Hemi emblem stuck to it.  I don’t believe this to be the case.  I believe that V8 emblem…

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