Last Call: Tikes on Trikes Edition

Robert Emslie February 15, 2017 Last Call

The only downside of this clever kiddie car wash is tipping the guy with the chamois at the end.

Last Call indicates the end of Hooniverse’s broadcast day.  It’s meant to be an open forum for anyone and anything. Thread jacking is not only accepted, it’s encouraged.

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Craigslist Crapshoot

Welcome to Craigslist Crapshoot, our weekly search for the most bizarre, awesome, and/or terrible vehicles that the online classifieds has to offer.

Finding something special hidden away in some barn, outbuilding, storage locker or shed is the stuff of legend, and in fact that’s just what we went for last week—barn finds for sale. We’ll go for a roll in the hay in a just a sec, but first this week’s quest.

Have you ever looked at the new cars on auto dealer lots and ever wondered what they do with them if they never sell? I mean, you’ve got to be thinking that when driving by Mitsubishi dealers, right? Well, that’s what we want to find this week: the oldest new cars the classifieds can offer. I saw a never-registered 2006 Lincoln LS on a dealer’s lot in January 2008! See if you can beat that.

As always, we want your finds to go down in infamy and not in the site’s spam filter. Since we’ve changed commenting systems, you may need to update your commenter account. Make sure you have a Disqus account – they’re free and easy to get – and then comment away.

Got that? Good, now let’s see the barn burners! … Continue Reading

Hooniverse Asks: What Car or Truck is King of the High School Parking Lot These Days?

Robert Emslie February 15, 2017 Hooniverse Asks

I still remember my high school days. Of course mostly I remember the cars, as things like a kid driving his dad’s Aston Martin V8 to school happened. He parked it right there in the lot, next to the clapped out Mustangs and Chevy LUVs. Me? I made do with my trusty ’61 Corvair. Yeah, I may not have had the classiest ride at my school, nor the fastest, most luxurious, or for that matter safest, but I sure as shit had the oldest.

High school is a microcosm of real life and there just as here status matters. I remember well that you were nobody if you didn’t wear Sperry topsiders with no socks, a Lacoste polo, and white narrow wale cords, every single day of the week. Cars too can express what strata of the high school caste system you inhabit. It’s been a long time since I’ve been there so today I’d like you all to do a little intel and let us know, what do you hear is the new hotness when it comes to cars on the campus? What is today’s king of the high school parking lot?

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Last Call: It’s Too Late Edition

Robert Emslie February 14, 2017 Last Call

Thank goodness they didn’t use the TR7’s initial tag line—the shape of things to come—for this ad.

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Track Tuesday: Name That Track

Robert Emslie February 14, 2017 Track Tuesday

Welcome to Track Tuesday where you are asked to identify a (maybe) famous race or test track from just one closely-cropped aerial image. This week, it’s an odd jog. Good luck!

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Hooniverse Asks: What’s the Most Anonymous Vehicle Sold Today?

Robert Emslie February 14, 2017 Hooniverse Asks

Let’s say that, for whatever reason, the world has been thrown into a period of economic uncertainty for those of us of meager means. Where would you turn to make ends meet? I for one, would probably take up bank robbery. I mean after all, if you get away with it you’ve got that sweet, sweet cash, and if you get caught somebody else is now paying for your room and board and three squares a day. Win/win, right?

Taking up a life of crime means having a suitable getaway car and the best ride for nefarious activities is one that blends in with the crowd. With that in mind, let’s see what we can come up with as the most anonymous car that is presently sold today. After all, even criminals appreciate that new car smell. 

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Last Call: Bear With Me Edition

Robert Emslie February 13, 2017 Last Call

A little known fact is that long before his career as an advocate for forest fire prevention, Smokey the Bear worked as a seeing-eye bear for blind long-distance truck drivers.

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Because it’s Monday: Let’s Watch You Asked For It Put Together a Kit Car

You Asked For It was one of a plethora of human interest TV shows that filled the airwaves across America in the 1950s. Originally titled the Art Baker Show after its host, the series ran from 1950 to ’59, with the premise of granting viewer’s requests for things they wanted to see. It was in fact presented as “TV’s all-time greatest request show.

In this short segment we get to see the wish of a viewer, one Al Rathman of Milwaukee Wisconsin, that being the building of a Woodhill Wildfire kit car out of the parts of a donor Ford sedan. The Wildfire was the brainchild of car dealer Blanchard Robert “Woody” Woodill who got the idea that Willys ought to have a sports car to compete with those recently arriving from Europe. Woodhill couldn’t get Willys’ corporate to go along with the plan so he went it alone, producing 15 complete cars and another 280 or so kits, like this one. Woodhill worked with boat builder Glasspar on the Wildfire’s fiberglass body, the first for a production car ever.

The show states that Woodhill’s estimated time for the kit’s completion is three days for three men. Since the show could muster more bodies than days, they threw 12 stout gentlemen at the task and completed the car in mere hours. Check it out—and the Wildfire’s radically tilted windscreen—and let the stress of Monday slip away.

Source: YouTube

Hooniverse Asks: What’s the Most Surprising Car To Have a Racing Pedigree?

Robert Emslie February 13, 2017 Hooniverse Asks

Just as people will invariably gamble over the outcome of any event, so too will competitive types race damn-near anything. There have been bar stool races, beer cooler races, ostrich races, you name it.

When it comes to cars too, people will race pretty much anything with wheels and so much as a downward incline and a hint of a tail wind. That said, not every car ever made could be considered a contender just by meeting the most basic requirements. As example, you probably wouldn’t want to race in any way a 1976 Chevy Caprice hardtop with its grotesque weight and 145-bhp base V8, although you might want to have one around to sleep in between races.

That being said, there have been a number of cars over the decades that have had surprising careers on the track. Maybe not ultimate success there, but they generated enough enthusiasm that people gave them the old college try. What we’re looking for today is a compendium of cars that it is surprising to discover have just such a racing pedigree. What do you think are the most incongruous cars to ever go racing?


Last Call: Trailer Parking Edition

Robert Emslie February 10, 2017 Last Call

Ed’s neighbors questioned his priorities, but no one ever questioned his taste in cars.

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