Sometimes, when a car and a pickup truck love each other very much, they give birth to a hideous mutant child. At least that’s what my wife says, which means I won’t be buying a Holden Ute anytime soon. Fortunately for those of you without wives (or with wives who are more understanding when you want to spend five figures on a used trucklet with two seats), these Aussie El Caminos are now available in the U.S. through the aftermarket. A Colorado-based company called Left Hand Utes is importing Holdens and converting them, obviously, to drive on the right side of the road. You could have one for as little as $30,000. Hit the jump to see how.