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Hooniverse Asks: What’s the greatest car model name of all time?

Jeff Glucker August 28, 2017 Hooniverse Asks 47 Comments

Recently, we found out that Audi is adding more numbers to its already alphanumeric naming scheme. This is, we believe, unnecessary. Here in the Hooniverse, we’ve never loved the alphabet soup that’s taken over the model names for most vehicles out there today. It’s nearly meaningless letters and numbers that are supposed to instill some manner of passion and brand loyalty, and all it does is make the average consumer confused about exactly which vehicle they’ve pointed their eye holes towards.

So instead of trying to figure out which “name” is the worst name, we’re lumping all basic alphanumeric names into that list as a singular winning entry. With that out of the way, we want to know which car has the greatest name of all time.

We mean real names too… a word, that has meaning and makes you want to saddle up and ride off into the sunset.

Which vehicle out there has the greatest name of all time?