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Last Call: Happy Birthday Mr. Emslie

LongRoofian November 27, 2015 All Things Hoon 6 Comments


As the Esteemed Mr. Emslie is continuing to Celebrate Life on his birthday, this olelongrooffan speaks on behalf of all of my fellow Hoons in wishing him a Happy Birthday for the Last Call here in The Hooniverse this Black Friday.

Image Shamelessly Stolen From These Interwebs But Proportedly To Have Been Taken In Daytona Beach, Florida.

  • Rover 1

    Happy Birthday ! Happy 30th?

  • Sjalabais

    Hip hip hurray!

  • Rob Emslie

    Gorsh, I’m speechless.

  • Manic_King

    Happy Birthday, mr Robber!

  • Batshitbox

    Somehow, I never realized longboards were that long. Probably because I never watched any Surfer movies (other than The Lost Boys) or have ever been closer than 50 yards to a surf board.

    Here’s something that looks like a surf board in profile, and was at Daytona Beach before the Sky Lift. From the wikipedia page for René Stapp, which says nothing about the man and barely enough about the car. (Who puts a side view mirror on a land speed record car?)


    • Perhaps the easiest way to determine whether one’s land speed record attempt is in jeopardy is to check the mirror for approaching traffic.