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Robert Emslie November 4, 2013 Hooniverse Asks

quattroporte-clock

There are certain elements of supposed luxury that have passed into the annals of history- crushed velour upholstery, padded landau roofs, and ocean liner-like rides among them. One tradition that seems to have stuck around with herpes-like tenacity is the analog dash clock, an institution of luxury identification that may be found to this day on everything from Chrysler’s lowly 200 to Rolls and Bentley models that most of us can’t afford to so much as look at.

Knowing the time in an automobile can be a useful thing, and in fact with modern technologies we not only can know how long we’ve been behind the wheel, but also the time it will take to reach our destination, calculated with both traffic and global strife taken into account. It’s a simple matter to add local time to the display of a dash-located trip computer or infotainment system, and yet many car makers choose to clutter up the dash designs of their cars with redundant analog clocks as a nod to some supposed classic aesthetic. That of course means that there are two (or more) time devices on the dash, and how annoying is it when they don’t match precisely? Arrgh!

What do you think about analog dashboard clocks, do you appreciate their aesthetic as a icon of luxuries past? Or, do you think their use looks like Betty White at a Jonas Brothers concert? 

Image source: Maserati Enthusiasts’ Page

Currently there are "49 comments" on this Article:

  1. Sjalabais says:

    Classy:

    <img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zp5hU5oekAI/TNi0dyozA3I/AAAAAAAAE4o/7hMivu1xiZ4/s1600/volvo 240t dash.jpg" width="600">

    I was waiting for a ferry in my newly bought first car, a '77 Volvo 242, in 2002. Something was ticking. I got all nervous, did I buy a wreck after all? Is this a leak? Expanding or shrinking metall? No, it was the clock.

  2. Maymar says:

    For the most part, classy. Even in the lowly Chrysler 200. That said, those BVULGAR monstrosities in some mid-2000's Cadillacs were pretty tacky. I mean, that's some pretty awesome plastic. I could totally see justify paying $10k to wear that on my wrist.

  3. dukeisduke says:

    In some newer cars, they look classy. In that Quattroporte, it looks stuck on and cheap. And that accelerator pedal looks out of place, not to mention the name branded into the wood, that reminds one of those branded wooden signs bordered with rope, that you find for sale at the state fair.

    • nanoop says:

      I saw that pedal on my neighbour's 2012 Skoda Octavia 4×4 yesterday.
      Oh, and classy on cars before 1990. After that, digital was mandatory. Today, in a classy car, I'd expect a display showing an analog clock, in shades matching the weather conditions. And a decent FLAC recording of a very nice "tick, tick, tick".

    • quattrovalvole says:

      In that QP, everything looks stuck on and cheap anyway. Someone clearly forgot about the instrument binnacle until the last minute and just super glued the whole cluster on top of the dash.

  4. LTDScott says:

    Analog clocks in cars could go away completely in cars and I'd never notice. Then again, I've never owned a car fancy enough that would have one.

    I think digital clocks are safer. It takes an extra second for me to mentally process the time on an analog clock.

    • dead_elvis says:

      I'd argue the exact opposite – at least for those of us old enough to have grown up with analog clock faces. I need only to see where the hands are, rather than process what the numbers say.

  5. P161911 says:

    The only cars I owned/ridden in with analog clocks were 1970s and 1980s American cars. I can't remember a single one where the clock actually worked.

    I'm pretty sure the clock is the most valuable part of most Maserati Bi-turbos.

    • OA5599 says:

      <img src="http://www.performancecargraphics.com/images/Dash_Stuff/Restoration/Instrument_Panels/E-body_Rallye.jpg&quot; width=500>

      I have had a couple of them in Challengers, and while I never bothered to drill out the rivets to look inside, I had read up a little on how they operated. They used a spring mechanism, like a wind up clock, and had an electrical plunger-type device to occasionally wind the spring. The clock would still tick for a short while after the battery was disconnected or the fuse was pulled. After a few years, the parts would start to accumulate a little rust, and not operate smoothly. They were pretty susceptible to weather changes, too. I think my best one would work for about 14 hours in the summer, but sometimes only 30 seconds in the winter.

    • dukeisduke says:

      GM clocks used what was called a "three-minute spring", with a spring and set of contact points (like ignition points). The points would make contact and then jump apart (accompanied by a loud click), winding the spring, and allowing the clock to run. The process would repeat roughly every three minutes. Eventually the points would burn and the clock would stop working. When I had my '76 Vega, I had the clock in the car, a spare I had bought at the dealer, and another spare I bought from a guy that had parted out a couple of Vegas, including a Cosworth. I took the clocks apart and cleaned up the points, and when one died, I would rotate in another one with good points. I could pull the instrument bezel, lens, and clock setting knob, and swap out a clock in a couple of minutes.

  6. zsvdkhnorc says:

    I invariably prefer analog clocks to digital.

    The ability of a carmaker to put something in the dash that is less reliable than something you would find on a dollar store shelf, however, leaves only a hint of doubt.

  7. buzzboy7 says:

    I love the one in our W116
    For driving lemons it's really easy to glance at the position of the dial and know how much longer you have until you're supposed to come in for the next stint.

  8. C³-Cool Cadillac Cat says:

    I prefer an analog clock, much like I prefer analog instrumentation, because it's quicker to gather the information at a mere glance.

    This said…some analogs are horribly done. Some digital ones aren't much better, however. I'm looking at you Toyota/Lexus…the clock in my wife's 2002 RX300 should not look identical to the one in an '85 Tercel.

    <img src="http://cimg.carsforsale.com/374582/JTJHF10U920249200_27.jpg"&gt;

    • Devin says:

      Toyota's digital clocks are bizarre. They're always awful, and they're always so bad at integrating them. Even when the interior is decent the analog clock is crap. It's like a Toyota exec is being blackmailed by the president of "Ugly Digital Clocks Inc." so he's forced to put these things in the entire line.

      • Sjalabais says:

        Exactly! Our 2002 Camry has the exact same digital clock that our '96 Corolla had. It looks so incredibly out of place, the UDC president must have had a giant bargaining chip.

  9. Tanshanomi says:

    I like the one in Mrs. T's Chrysler 300.

    <img src="http://www.tanshanomi.com/temp/2005-Chrysler-300-dash.png"&gt;
    I also like the simplicity of it. There's no AM/PM, date function, etc. There's one pushbutton that speeds up the clock hands. Let go when you reach the correct time. Easy peasy. No need to look up the clock setting procedure in the owners manual twice a year: "With the ignition off, press and hold the high beam momentary flash switch for three seconds to enter program mode. Lock and unlock the passenger-side rear door until the preferred 12/24 Hour display setting is selected…"

    • OA5599 says:

      My wife's car has auto clock set via GPS. Auto daylight savings time adjustment, too.

      The problem is, the government changed the DST dates after the clock was programmed, so now it adjusts for DST a couple of weeks off unless you do it manually.

  10. Devin says:

    I'll take an analog clock in something older where it fits the analog aesthetic, but since new stuff has screens everywhere anyway, might as well just integrate it there digitally, one less thing to clutter up the dash. If you really want to make analog clocks, give new owners a free watch (I looooooove a nice watch).

    • Preludacris says:

      Agreed! How cool would that be 25 years down the road?

      I bet there's a pretty significant overlap between Hoons and watch lovers.

  11. Van_Sarockin says:

    Analog clocks can be far superior to digitals. Particularly when they are legible and keep accurate time. The, they are much quicker and easier to read accurately and comprehend. They don't have to be fancy, but they do need to be big enough, and fit the rest of the dash design.

  12. hwyengr says:

    When they don't replace vital instrumentation, analog clocks are nice. Where they take the place of what could be a tachometer in a budget trim level, I hate 'em.

    Back in the early '90s, not long after Nissan launched Infiniti with the dashboard clock as their signature piece, my teenage self and a buddy were supposed to meet his parents back at their car in a mall parking lot. Neither of us were wearing watches, and neither of us had any idea what time it was. So, we just hung out by their car for what seemed like hours admiring the brand new Q45 parked next to us, remarking about how fancy its dash clock was, and lamenting that we had no idea what time it was.

    We figured it out eventually. But an embarrasingly long time had elapsed.

  13. JayP2112 says:

    A pal got a Passat loan car last week- 3 clocks, analog in the middle of the dash, digital in the dash display, digital in the infotainment center.

    You have to work hard to be late in a Passat.

  14. mdharrell says:

    <img src="http://hooniverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Zombee.jpg&quot; width="500">

    If an analog clock is good enough for the 2011 HCOTY, it's good enough for me.

  15. dukeisduke says:

    My grandfather's '51 Chevy had a clock that you actually had to wind. He was a lifelong watch and clock repairman (my grandparents' house was always full of repaired clocks that the owners never returned to pick up after repair), but never bothered to fix the one in the Chevy.

  16. SSurfer321 says:

    Just because you have an analog clock in your dash, doesn't make you luxury. I actually really dislike clocks in the dash. It's almost like the car is trying too hard to be classy.

    **edit** Mr. Emslie knows the Jonas Brother broke up right?!

  17. C³-Cool Cadillac Cat says:

    Going back to standard time, yesterday, it was obvious I forgot how to change the time in the new-to-me 1998 Grand Cherokee 5.9L's Vehicle Information Center (VIC). The OEM radio has a clock, too, but it has small, recessed buttons to press. Easy.

    The VIC, however…it has two buttons, select and set. I remembered holding set got you into where you can actually change the time/date, but pushing select merely changed from 12-hour to 24-hour time.

    /facepalm

    It would have been slightly less painful had I not owned one of these from '97-'99 (just a Limited, however).

    I blew it off as the COOLANT SENSOR BAD, i.e., the ignition is 'on', warning kept going off, so I figured I'd get around to it at some point. It's the 3rd car, so meh.

    <img src="http://i.ebayimg.com/t/93-95-JEEP-GRAND-CHEROKEE-VEHICLE-INFORMATION-CENTER-DISPLAY-VIC-1993-1994-94-/00/s/NTMxWDgwMA==/z/ZX4AAMXQAEFSFZiK/$(KGrHqUOKpYFIKf1iJs-BSFZiKtOdw~~60_35.JPG"&gt;

    When we pulled up to the restaurant, it had somehow rolled back an hour, and was now correct.

    Aliens.

    The ones in W124/W126 Mercedes were nice because small, analog, in the cluster not Bogarting useful space, and they keep remarkable time.

    • OA5599 says:

      Hours and date are set with the VIC buttons. Minutes are set via the radio clock to stay in sync.

      I think you hold the set button until the display blinks, then push it momentarily to advance the value.

  18. Alcology says:

    True class is having someone else who knows what time it is for you. That being said, I'm with Devin. Depends on the age of the car.

  19. Preludacris says:

    I prefer my analog clock to be just outside the car – attached only by a steel rod wrapped in the finest of bearskins.
    <img src="http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z313/ndrwhrnr/DSC_2020_zps93d70183.jpg&quot; width="600">

  20. mac350 says:

    The only analog clocks that worked for as long as I owned the cars were the ones in the 69 Karman Ghia and the 72 Mercury Capri. Otherwise, I assumed electrical/mechanical analog clocks in cars were junk and never depended on them to work. Although, I really liked the style of some of the clocks in the 50s and 60s cars my family owned. In some cars the clock would balance out the speedometer in the dash – like in this 48 Ford:
    <img src="http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5262/5667561377_baa686b01c_o.jpg&quot; width="600">

  21. Razvan says:

    Good integration. Middle dial in center console.
    Alfa Romeo 156
    http://www.carsimg.org/wallpapers/2012/02/alfa-ro

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