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Tanshanomi October 2, 2013 Quick Shifts 39 Comments

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I have nothing against tattoos, but I have never gotten one myself because I am unsure if there is any affiliation so important, any statement so dear to me that I am sure I will wish to declare it to the world for the rest of my days. Perhaps my faith, my wife, my national citizenship come close.

Using my body as a billboard to advocate a particular method of valve actuation? That would be a bit farther down on my list of lifelong priorities.

  • Prince Halibrand

    O. M. G.

  • http://www.hooniverse.com BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ

    W .T .F.

  • Scandinavian Flick ★

    B.B.Q.

  • $kaycog

    L.M.A.O.

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  • Irishzombieman☆

    The motivation behind these is simple brand identification–it's just a complicated way to have the word "Ducati" writ permanently on you, like something you have done to join a club or something. The fact that these three are identical makes me wonder if the original pic is floating on a forum page somewhere.

    As a technical writer and illustrator, I gotta say this cutaway, scale-accurate V-engine is more my speed.

    <img src="http://www.brandpowder.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/flat-belly.jpg&quot; width=400>

    • http://hooniverse.com/ Tanshanomi

      I actually compiled those from three different photos I found various places on the web.

      • Irishzombieman☆

        No–I mean the original line art illustration, probably from some old Ducati literature, that someone posted under a thread titled "Wouldn't this make a cool tattoo?"

        • http://hooniverse.com/ Tanshanomi

          <img src="http://micapeak.com/DPG/ducati/art/beltdrive-desmo.gif"&gt;
          I've seen the original illustration reproduced a gazillion times. (In fact…) I'm betting one of those guys did it first and the other two said, "I need to do that, too!"

          Because the guy who will tattoo a camshaft and valves on himself is the same guy who is motivated to duplicate a tattoo he saw somebody had.

    • http://hooniverse.com/ Tanshanomi

      And while the cutaway is impressive, I cannot comprehend how any human has the desire to have that on your belly 24/7 until you die.

    • Scandinavian Flick ★

      Exactly. It would kinda be like me getting this.

      <img src="http://i.imgur.com/RdzqW8J.png&quot; width="400">

      It looks like they got good artists to do the work too. Especially the first one and the one you posted. Personally though, I prefer something a bit more subtle…

      <img src="http://i.imgur.com/5PwpALO.jpg&quot; width="500">

      • http://hooniverse.com/ Tanshanomi

        I don't know what vibe I get from that. She's a practical, faithful, unexciting tramp?

      • jeepjeff

        I was going to hop on and say that maybe they love desmodromic valves as much as I love push-rods, and like getting inked. I'm only missing the desire to get a tattoo (at this point, it seems like that's the way to wave my freak flag…).

        • Scandinavian Flick ★

          I admit, I actually didn't know much about pushrods until recently while having to dismantle half of a pushrod motor… Now I know more than I really cared to, and hell, I dig 'em.

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  • http://www.flowerpowerkc.com Alff

    Odds are, you're eventually going to experience valve slap.

    • http://hooniverse.com/ Tanshanomi

      …And bent valve stems.

  • http://roadworkuk.com Rust-MyEnemy

    I have a Firebird screaming chicken tattoo on my left upper arm. I can think of nothing more fitting for an Englishman who has never driven a Pontiac in his entire life. Je ne regrette rien.

    If it was on my arse I may have grown a little less fond of it.

    • http://www.flowerpowerkc.com Alff

      I shall henceforth think of you as "Bandit".

    • http://hooniverse.com/ Tanshanomi

      So, what you're really saying is "I was really drunk, and there's nothing I can do about it now."

      • http://roadworkuk.com Rust-MyEnemy

        No, I didn't get really drunk until afterwards. You have to have quite some presence of mind to demand to be permanently marked with the sign of the Trans-Am. It was either ask for that or Pi to 30 decimal places.

    • http://www.oleragtop.blogspot.com longrooffan

      Next time you are in the Sunshine State, I will find you a Pontiac T-1000 to drive.

      • http://hooniverse.com/ Tanshanomi

        With a dead turkey riveted to the hood.

        • Dean Bigglesworth

          Cheerily floppin' in the wind.. All they do is flop in the wind.

    • http://hooniverse.com/ Batshitbox

      Meet the Bassist from The Gravel Spreaders…

      <img src="http://assets2.deliradio.com/uploads/picture/band/19205/78319/onesheet_1e22a4b2-1120-4d40-8d33-92e7984f99c8.jpg"&gt;

      I've seen that bass up close and it's definitely all that. It's got the Trans Am and 455 decals as well.

  • Van_Sarockin

    Yes We Cam!

  • Slow_Joe_Crow

    I've seen BMW Boxer tattoos and in something worthy of a Bike Snob screed, i saw a guy on a club ride with a Specialized Bicycles logo tattooed on his calf. Personally I don't really get the attraction of tattoos, plus you can't be buried in Jewish cemetery with a tattoo.

  • smalleyxb122

    I actually like it, and think that it makes a great tattoo. If it weren't so identifiable with a particular brand, I'd consider it for its mechanical ingenuity. My next tattoo is going to be something mechanical; It just won't be something so specific. This is just a little too close to getting a corporate logo as a tattoo, and I'm not going to ever do that.

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  • Kris_01

    <img src="http://royalscotsgrey.com/images/deltic-lo.gif"&gt;

    Napier Deltic diesel. I win.

    • Irishzombieman☆

      One of the most amazing motors of all time, that.

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