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Classic Captions – The 1962 Cony Guppy Edition

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Welcome to the Hooniverse Classic Captions Post. This is a series of posts that are set to run this time each week, so let’s review the premise; I search for images that were used by the car companies in their print advertising or brochures, and it is your job to provide a humorous, snarky, or thought provoking caption that is some how tied in with the image. This week the image is from a Japanese Micro-Car Company!
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Last week, we had an image of a Couple of Daredevils around a Plymouth and all the responses were pretty good. Both of the top comments came with images this time, so let me try and set this up for the runner-up. You see, there was this very bad Science Fiction series called Alien Nation, a spin-off of the successful movie of the same name, only the lead actors were different. Instead of using James Caan for the lead as Detective Sykes, the television series used Gary Graham. best-sci-fi-tv-ever-20110126110440312And instead of using the brilliant Mandy Patinkin as the alien detective George Francisco, they used a very close copy in the form of Eric Pierpoint. It was our very own mdharrell who decided to tie in this television series with the caption contest with this observation: “Seriously? Roller skates? No wonder you switched to police work.” How this ties in with anything is beyond my perception (I have to admit, I didn’t like the movie, and despised the series) but it was one of the top vote receivers, so way to go!

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However, it was another image that seemed to garner the most votes this time. You see, from 1985 to 1990 there was a sit-com called Mr. Belvedere, with the lead character played by Christopher Hewett. It was Batshitbox who tied a image of Hewett (Image to the left) with this great caption: “…aand that’s how I met your mother.” Very funny, and very clever, so bravo Mr. Batshitbox!

It’s now time to take a look at this weeks image. This is an image for the Cony Guppy, launched by the Aichi Machine Industry Company Ltd, in 1962. This was an ultra-light truck smaller than many mini vehicles that were for sale in Japan at this time period, with a loading capacity of 100kg. In addition to its low price of ¥225,000, the Cony Guppy featured four-wheel independent suspension and a torque converter for clutchless operation. Production ended after a little over one year, with less than 5,000 units manufactured. This is a very period image, and you have to wonder what those boxes contain. What do you think the guy in the pickup bed is saying to the girl? And when do you think Godzilla is going to make landfall? Only you can make sense of this image, so let’s see what you come up with this time. (You can click here to see the full size image)

You have the next five days to come up with a great caption. The editors will deliberate entries, and after contemplating our own caption, we will pronounce a winner. So, get to work and create you’re own caption for this interesting image

Photo Credit: Alden Jewell’s Flickr Photostream

  • onrails

    Mishi-san… head to Chicago! I hear of a baseball team that is so bad that even their announcer is called Hari Kari!

    • OA5599

      Interesting. I don't think I've ever seen a Japanese car factory-equipped with hari kari doors before this one.

      • How does this comment not have more up votes?

  • Irishzombieman☆

    Dang. This box weighs more than that car did.

  • "No, I don't know what's in the box, and I don't care! I'm just so pumped to find something that fits in this bed, I'm haulin' whatever it is home!"

  • "Babe, you may be cute now but when you grow up you're going to be a brat."

  • Irishzombieman☆

    Excellent, Batshitbox! Enjoy this Russian River Salvation. Look at the head on that sucker! Looks like beer-flavored whipped cream!

    Ooh. Now there's an idea. . .

    <img src="http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3222/3150880590_2dc00b688f_z.jpg&quot; width=400>

  • What do you mean: "It only holds Bento Boxes for two." We only get 30 minutes for lunch! What are the rest of the guys going to eat? This is the last time we order from The Hungry Guppy!

  • Devin

    Noriko had begun to tire of all the men that were jumping into her bed.

  • Japanese car porn is as messed up and tiny as their regular porn.

    • vroomsocko

      At least there's no tentacles.

  • Alcology

    Japanese manufacturing took a turn for the crazy when they exported empty boxes back in the early 60's. Luckily, Cony capitalized on the trend and build the perfect transport vehicle.

  • Alcology

    Well, yeah, it'll carry a 6-pack, but how does it mow the grass again?

    [youtube AJB9e1ghQ1w http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJB9e1ghQ1w youtube]

    • Irishzombieman☆

      Holy crap! Literally hands over my mouth trying to hold in giggles!
      I sorta do okay until the driver floors it. Really lose it when I hear THE CRICKETS!

      • jeepjeff

        I watched all the way through. Still not sure when he really floored it…

        • Irishzombieman☆

          That's what's so funny! The engine revs and nothing happens!
          EXCEPT CRICKETS! HA HA HA HA HA!

          • jeepjeff

            I had a hard time hearing it over the crickets. I think it was when the puff of oily smoke came out the back? 😉

  • Watch out for bridges and hop-ons; you're gonna get some hop-ons.

  • $kaycog

    "I'm sorry, Lotus Flower, but this isn't the bed I wanted to ride in."

  • OA5599

    Mari was reasonably attractive, but even the longshoremen ignored her flirtations.

    Michiko suggested aiming higher–an American geologist, perhaps–and sweetening the deal with a shiny red truck.

    • Ever the coward, Mari responded that neither her nor her truck had the stones to appeal to him.

  • skitter

    Oh good, there's our apartment! Wait, please don't pull on it, we can set it back up ourselves!

  • Pidgeonsplatz

    "Honey, I shrunk the El Camino!"

  • dukeisduke

    "You just open box, pour contents into boiling water, and three minutes later you get Cony Guppy! Just like Ramen noodles!"

  • topdeadcentre

    "Where's the good stuff? It's in the red box!"

  • dwbf11

    Rule #1: "Never change the deal."
    Rule #2: "No names."
    Rule #3: "Never open the package."

  • Pidgeonsplatz

    Driver: "No no no, I say I want Truck Nutz, not nut in truck!"

  • Newport Pagnell

    The translated kanji says…Cony "Live Hamsters" Handle with Care! Doo itashimashite.

  • desolit

    Fukushima keeps leaking, that will be an Excursion in no time.

    • As manager of the league winning fantasy football team "Fukushima Mutants", I gotta thumb that up.

  • desolit

    Nissan intends to use more influence from China's market. All new Datsuns will be wrapped in canvas strapps to keep them small.

  • vroomsocko

    The 1962 Cony Guppy, the only new car personally delivered to your front door.*
    *Assembly required.

  • Van_Sarockin

    "Hey there handsome, I see you're ready for a little truck!"

  • faberferrum

    "Ok, honey, out you get. I have to put a box back there."

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