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Robert Emslie January 23, 2013 Last Call 20 Comments

Snow Way!

They used to laugh when Oskâr touted that his years driving a tank would someday prove fortuitous. Well, they’re not laughing now.

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  • JayP2112

    Bet it's not even quattro.

  • Stigshift

    Probably got Florida plates and is left-hand drive. His wife's vision is better for long distance trips, so she navigates. Turn signal has been on for the whole trip.

  • Van_Sarockin

    What I cannot see is of no concern.

    • Care to borrow my peril sensitive sunglasses?

      • buzzboy7

        Strange the lenses have gone solid black.

  • $kaycog

    It snow wonder he's going the wrong way.

    • Vavon

      I think it's just one of those typical Audi Ice-hats, he probably parks like one too.

      • mr. mzs zsm msz esq

        That's cold friend, you've been frigid towards Audi drivers ever since Audi snowed Peugeot at LeMans.

        • fodder650

          That's snow way to drive a car. The person driving must be a bit flaky or got plowed last night. Still when the cops pull them over they will be shoveling this crap at the cop to get away with it.

        • Vavon

          What can I say, I'm a stone-cold blue blood!

  • Devin

    Lazy man's snow removal: find stretch of highway, accelerate until you can see.

    • jeepjeff

      I normally call this the Sherman Tank Technique, but it's definitely a sub-classification of the Lazy Man's Snow Removal.

  • TurboBrick

    I've had one of those trips in an Amazon with a malfunctioning heater that blew most of the air on the floorboard. It was -30 something outside, the windows started freezing from both sides. My friend was driving as I was scraping the windows clean with a Pantera cassette case. Then the windows froze from the outside, and we drove the last 10 miles through the typical January darkness with two small peepholes in the middle of the windshield.

  • Hmm. UK plates. Pretty typical of Audi drivers over here.

    Yeah, I know….

    • dr zero

      With that much snow on the bonnet, how are they going to take photos of car brochures on it?

  • Sjalabais

    There is something wrong with evolution. An idiot in a safe car will probably produce offspring anyway, but he might wipe out less protected, much smarter folks. I have stopped people like this and just given them my brushscrape. Works best when done silently, but sometimes I have to let out some hot air from hell.

  • Scandinavian Flick

    I'm so glad it doesn't snow here…

  • Do you think he actually cleared the grill just enough to reveal the Audi logo?

  • Driftidiot