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  1. Devin says:

    My parents' neighbors' son had the same decal on his truck. He later added "Nothing rides like a short box."

    • dead_elvis says:


      On my previous commute, I often saw a guy in a massively lifted old Bronco with a large "I prefer lipstick on my dipstick" decal covering most of the rear window. Always wanted to ask him, "as opposed to where?" I doubt he'd have understood the question.

  2. Van_Sarockin says:

    Wise advice. Follow it, and you could grow up to be a pentastar.

  3. I_Borgward says:

    I'd say it's a safe bet that the only load this fellow's bed ever sees is his fat behind. That goes for the truck, too.

  4. racer139 says:

    Seen on a Dodge 2500 diesel at a local pull a few years back "I'D RATHER BE CUMMIN THAN STROKEN". I still dont know why anyone would want somthing like that on their truck. And yes I know what it means and I am relativly well schooled in diesel. Id rather have the RAM the daughter one, if I was forced to choose at gun point would be the only way they would get stuck to my truck.. Also Im all for stacks and big rubber if done for towing purposes.. getting old now getoffofmylawn..

    • jeepjeff says:

      If it's at gun point, well, why not go all the way? Get both and a set of truck nuts.

      • racer139 says:

        I may as well get one of those oversized plastic tow ballz jambed on the reciever too and then iff to the walmart to get some of that tribal pinstripe stuff and those mudflaps withe the siloutte of the chick on em……..nahhhh just give me a 04 dodge 2500/3500 quad cab short box 4×4 with some 22" alcoa/highway michelines and a couple of 5" stacks towering over a 40 foot equipment hauler, in black or gun metal grey and Ill put it to work shortly after delivery. ( and dont forget the pacbrake)

    • C³-Cool Cadillac Cat says:

      I still dont know why anyone would want somthing like that on their truck.

      Because tacky redneck.

      Wait…I'm being redundant.

  5. jeepjeff says:

    That is tahoerible.

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