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Robert Emslie January 17, 2013 Hooniverse Asks

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The BMW 3-series is not only the brand’s Brot und Butter here in the States, but as the basis for the legendary M3 Bro-mobile, it has secured itself a place in the pantheon of history’s most beloved platforms. And now it seems that, for the two-door coupe at least, the end of the road is near. At the 2013 NAIAS BMW introduced a concept 4-series coupe that could be construed as a thinly veiled usurper of – oh hell, this car takes the place of the 3-series coupe starting next model year. The reasoning is simple, the brand wants to rationalize their model naming where 4-doors get odd numbers and 2-doors get the even stevens.

The two-door 3-series has been a staple of BMW’s US line up from the days of the 2002Tii to the present, and as such has built an equity – if not mystique -around that form, and the attached 3-series name. There’s a lot of history, lineage, and soul in a name, so changing so long running an appellation is a bold move by any manufacturer. Imagine if, instead of introducing the C7 Corvette at the same show Chevy debuted their next generation sports car. . . the Partridge!

Sure, it’s just a name and if BMW wasn’t messing with things this car would simply be the new 3-series coupe, likely sire to the next iteration of the equally venerated M3. But of course now that it’s not. . . well, it won’t. That means that there either will never be another M3 coming out, or, if there is, that it will mandatorily carry 4 doors. The new 4-series could only logically spawn an M4, and while that speculative car will probably be amazing, the history and mythology of the M3 will perhaps not easily come along with it. What do you think, is this just a repositioning and after all a name is just a name? Or, is this shunning of the equity and history potentially a huge mistake on BMW’s part? What do you think about the end of the 3-coupe and the arrival of the 4, Brah! or Blah?

Image: [BMWBlog]

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  1. engineerd says:

    Brah. Actually, I don't give a damn about the name. This doesn't mean there won't be another M3…there have been M3 sedans the last few generations. It just means there will be an M4…which you could translate to M3 coupe.

    An awesome car by any other name is still an awesome car.

    • Tanshanomi says:

      Names DO matter. If the Holden-based GTO had been called the Monaro, it would not have suffered much of the criticism it received, most of which was in comparison to the old, "real" GTO. If the Matador coupe had been called the Barcelona (as was considered), maybe people would have realized that AMC had come out with a totally new car [doesn't mean those people would've bought one, however]. And from the comments yesterday, Preludacris (59p) would like the new NSX more if it was called something else. The EX500 and CBR600 were not "Ninja" and "Hurricane" to avoid those names' notoriety with insurance carriers.

      • engineerd says:

        In this case, then, are you saying people won't buy this car because there is no history with a 4-series? All of what you cited were cases where pundits and, because of the pundits, consumers comparing the current model to its namesake. I never understood the GTO debacle. If you wanted to be purist, you would demand that it be based on the Tempest…wait…you couldn't. Because there was no Tempest.

        Yes, names do matter, but only insofar as people link the current offering to history. In this case, some people may ignore the 4-series because they want a 3-series. At least until they realize that all they can get in the 3-series line is a 4-door. The BMWCCA members, though, will have no problem knowing that this new 4-series is really the 3-series coupe. Their only problem will be that BMW is messing with their sacred numbering scheme.

        • Tanshanomi says:

          I should point out that I was responding to your general statement about names. I'm not a BMW guy and couldn't care less if they call it the BMW 3, BMW 4, or BMW Billion Gajillion Fafillion Shabadulumillion Shamacamashamillion.*

          *I take that back. That last one would be cooler.

          • Vavon says:

            Absolutely! Just ad Turbo and I'm sold!

            • engineerd says:

              Yes!

              My point was that the name doesn't have anything to do with the capabilities of the car. Possibly the perceived desirability, but not the capabilities. Mechanical bits don't care about names.

              • jeepjeff says:

                So, would you have been indignant if Ford had sold the Probe under its model name? As Vairship pointed out (EDIT: on the NSX post), the only thing that really bothers me about the Honda CR-Z is the piggy-back on the CR-X legacy. If they'd called it an Insight instead, I wouldn't do things like try to compare it to an FR-S.

                (That said, I have no real skin in this game. BMWs don't check any of the boxes for me. I don't hate them, there is, obviously, something to love there. I'm just ambivalent since they don't include any of my automotive fetishes.)

              • Vavon says:

                True, but I was merely replying to this:

                BMW Billion Gajillion Fafillion Shabadulumillion Shamacamashamillion.

      • danleym says:

        Don't know why someone downvoted. I voted you back up.

  2. Vavon says:

    I couldn't care less! Now let's jump to something interesting…

    <img src="http://www.bmw2002turbo.nl/turbo_air.jpg&quot; width="670/">

  3. buzzboy7 says:

    I could care less about this name scheme. Sure. Use 4-series. What's really important to think about though is that they are out of E## and are moving into F##. This saddens me.

    • M44Power says:

      They started blowing through them once they quit using the EXX/y designations (E46/4 = sedan) and went to individual numbers for each configuration. So an E90 and E92 are different. Still, sigh.

      • buzzboy7 says:

        So E90 and E92 would be the same car but different styles? Silly. It all made so much sense in the 80s and 90s models. Even more importantly, I know the ones from that time period.

        • M44Power says:

          E90 (sedan), 91 (wagon), 92 (coupe), and 93 (convertible) are the choices. Previously (and someone correct me if I am wrong here, but I know this applied to the E30-E46s), it would have been designated E90/1, E90/2, etc.

          • buzzboy7 says:

            Yeah, the old system was E## / # for a few things, but mostly just E##. The system with the dash was used for the Z3 and the 3-Series compact. Otherwise I can't find anything about the dash. I'll stick with E## being the underpinnings. I like that way better.

        • Maymar says:

          I might be mistaken, but I thought there was an acceptable model number to define the entire generation, but you could get more specific. In other words, an E90 could be any last-gen 3-series (although it's specifically the sedan), but you could get specific and throw out E92 to describe a coupe.

          • Hans Raptor says:

            I'm pretty sure that's just a habit held over by owners. BMW has made the official switch. I've been curious if it might be to make ordering parts for the same series but different body styles easier.

  4. muthalovin says:

    As if BMW's naming conventions were not confusing enough.

  5. Number_Six says:

    Strange things are afoot at the circle/propellor. Meet the latest BMW F650GS. For many years it was a…yes…652cc single-cylinder. However, the latest iteration is powered by a…wait for it…wait for it…798cc twin. But if you like the thing, then who cares what it's named?
    <img src="http://static.ibnlive.in.com/ibnlive/pix/sitepix/05_2012/bmw-050412.jpg&quot; width=500>

  6. Van_Sarockin says:

    BMW is dead to me, ever since they first Bangled, and then decided that future profitability rested with ever increasing amounts of electronics. I wish them well, and an eventual return to being the Ultimate Driving Machine. But until then I won't be darkening their showroom door.

  7. Joe_Btfsplk says:

    I own and drive six vehicles, the newest is a fourteen year old Miata. The rest are 60's and early 70's. My method is to look when the depreciation cycle bottoms out in about ten years. If there are many decent examples available, it will be deemed a sucessful design and worthy of further investigation. If not, well…….

  8. JayP2112 says:

    The move to the 4 Series is a counter to Audi and it's naming scheme for its sedans, coupes, sedancoupes, SUV, SUVCoupes and sportscar (singular).

    Again… I miss the days when we had the 4000 and 5000.

  9. Alff says:

    It's no biggie. I'd rather they build it with a squared off rear roofline, though.

  10. OA5599 says:

    [youtube EbVKWCpNFhY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbVKWCpNFhY youtube]

    I can't believe BMW marketing hasn't already made this an 11-series.

  11. Devin says:

    To be fair, it's not the stupidest naming convention. That would be Infiniti's new Q ALL THE THINGS policy, followed closely by Lincoln's MK??? setup.

  12. Kogashiwa says:

    Maybe not very convincing coming from an IS300 owner but I wish makers would go back to using actual names as in actual words that actually mean something.

  13. Maymar says:

    On one hand, there are plenty of odd-numbered two-door BMWs – 1 and 3 Series, Z1s and Z3s, the M1, if you want to stretch it a little, the 3.0CS. On the other hand, you've got the 2002, the 6 and 8 Series, the Z4 and Z8, and now this 4-Series. Does this mean the next small BMW will be the 2 Series (although the howling of the internet about how it's no 2002 will be deafening? Will they keep the 1-Series name and finally send us the 5-door hatch?

    I mean, the 4-Series itself looks nice enough, although I'd much prefer the more sensible sedan if I felt like spending ~$35k on a car.

  14. domino_vitali says:

    (runs away crying)

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