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LongRoofian January 10, 2013 All Things Hoon 45 Comments

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So here it is a couple weeks after Hoonimas has passed and I kinda figured it was time to see what those of we Hoons who chose to participate in this year’s gift exchange received. And to expose those slackers who have not sent their treasures off to their benefactors.

This olelongrooffan was extremely honored by my presents. A speedo from what appears to be a ’57 Chevy, two Hot Wheels funny cars, a Datsun 510 and Cougar Eliminator (I think my age serves that purpose quite well) Hot Wheels, a laser pointer, a ton of chocolate, a classic Chevette badge and, finally, coolest of all, a key chain fob dating from a 1926 Buick. Yeah. Pretty Damn Cool Stuff to this olelongrooffan. Thanks again man.

What about you? What’d you get? And those of you who chose not to participate, see what cool shit you are missing?

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  1. fodder650 says:

    I really need to stop using my cell phone for pictures. Anyway my Secret Santa gave me a bag from England's underground. Two custom hand made pen. English stamps from the 2012 Olympics and a bag of homemade toffee. The bag is now in the hands of my Mother who is a bit of a Brit fanatic. The little suspension pen lives on my desk while the larger one in the case is now my primary one to use. The gentlemen who did this knows how to craft pens. Who knew?

    I feel like I didn't send enough out in my set but they seem pretty happy with one part of it.

    <img src="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-gKWumfoa64Q/UNI3sh0Vi3I/AAAAAAAAWLw/_F8GOb_oHAM/s912/20121219_165217.jpg&quot; width=500 />

  2. muthalovin says:

    Since I didn't get anything from my benefactor, I will post what I sent:

    1 open wheel race car (unknown brand Hotwheels-like)
    1 Dodge Charger R/T Hotwheels
    1 promotional flashlight/lamp
    1 fullsize Twix bar (man, I hope it makes it there in proper 2 pieces!)
    1 December issue of Car and Driver (Focus ST and GTI comparo! I flagged it for your convenience)

    I also included a nice letter. Hope you enjoyed your gift, Matt.

    • NothingHappens says:

      Your tense is allllll wrong.

      It isn't that you haven't gotten anything it's that your benefactor is lazy-ass good for nothing who has to 1) Find the stuff he knows he has packed in box(es) somewhere; 2) Wrap it; 3) Ship it to the Great State of Texa$ (yes, with a dollar sign),

      Hoonimas is a season (like 5 months long) and I only got mine last week and I refuse to open it until I get your shit together. Promise.

      Plus, February is shitty month, this'll brighten it up!

    • m4ff3w says:

      It was AWESOME!

      I posted on FB – that flashlight is the proverbial "bomb" I nearly pooped myself when I found out it had a magnetic base. I think I've used it 3 or 4 times a week since it arrived. My kids stole the cars and tried stealing the twix – and it did arrive as shipped.

      Thanks so much.

  3. The Professor says:

    I got a very cool gift for Hoonimas this year. My Secret Ninja Santa sent me a photo of an SR-71B in flight, silhouetted by the sunset, and signed by A-12 and SR-71 test pilot Ken Collins. Extremely cool. It's out getting framed at this very moment, then comes the hard part: finding unoccupied wall space on which to display it.

  4. Tanshanomi says:

    <img src="http://www.tanshanomi.com/temp/IMG_0832-reduced.jpg"&gt;

    I was reading the Jan. '97 Motor Trend just last night. Surprisingly cool. I had not quite comprehended just how much things have changed in the past 17 years.

    And I've already taken the 2002 out of its card. I don't believe that toy cars should remain in the package. Ever.

  5. Stu_Rock says:

    I was at a conference the week HSNC was announced, so I totally missed out on it. I'm sure you guys will be much easier than my family to shop for. Next year.

  6. JayP2112 says:

    I had my HSNC send to my son. A couple of brochures from the 90's, a few beer coasters (totally appropriate for an 11 yr old btw), undetermined aircraft parts, a few spark plugs I hope didn't come out of a plane, patches, a coin that doubles as a beer opener, a beer opener, aircraft ID cards, a kickass Ferrari hat, a bag of MicroMachines and an 8 track player. And a letter from HSNC kinda explaining the beer coaster and openers but not where the plane parts were from.

    I spent last week at my dad's house ferreting some old crap, I mean presents to send next year.
    <img src="http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/v/711603_10151385929947853_1719403730_n.jpg?oh=2a6631d50ee1340c1a0d5dd92b319f10&oe=50F0CB7B&__gda__=1357988115_66b417a15342de59959788e630c02771&quot; width="450">

  7. Joe_Btfsplk says:

    The speedo is a late 60's early 70's FoMoCo item, I believe.

  8. mr. mzs zsm msz esq says:

    <img src="https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/181825_934396674440_1557617126_n.jpg&quot; width="400">HSNC was very good to me! Those are some sweet signatures on that poster my youngest snagged.

  9. Maymar says:

    Mine hasn't arrived yet, but I also only sent my package off Monday. Seems fair.

  10. Stef says:

    Gosh, All I got was an Obama caganer…

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    • Stef says:

      well, my first attempt to include a picture was a failure. just google it for goodness sake…

      • Van_Sarockin says:

        I was going to do a courtesy embed…. but I just can't. I can't take responsibility for what this might do to the gentle souls hereabouts.

  11. ninjacoco says:

    My package arrived and the happy victim posted pics on FB. :o)

    I'm still waiting on mine, though. Eh. It'll show when it shows.

    Sidenote: I did a Secret Santa on a message board I post on and it was last seen leaving Austin…on December 6th. "How the USPS Stole Christmas," indeed. If there are postal workers enjoying my box of #winning instead of my recipient…heads will roll!

  12. NothingHappens says:

    Many thanks to Ron (and his daughters) in New Port Richey FL:

    1) White sand from the beach! (with sea shells, and the bag ripped so there was sand ALL over the package, heh)
    2) HW BMW 2002
    3) HW Falcon XB Coupe
    4) 'Nitrous' brand vacuum gauge (brand-name had electrical tape over it…trying to class up the Miata?)
    5) 'Nitrous' brand voltmeter (ibid)
    6) Sundry stickers to indicate Ron's a Miata driver
    7) Cool-ass flash light
    8) Mazda SkyActiv water bottle (guaranteed to be free of lead!)

    <img src="https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/148956_10152411385015646_760686450_n.jpg&quot; width="500">

    <img src="https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/541740_10152411385730646_1220136424_n.jpg&quot; width="500">

    <img src="https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/58271_10152411386740646_470203028_n.jpg&quot; width="500">

  13. busplunge says:

    Hey Longrooffan,,,, an Xmas check from your big brother Bus doesn't even rate a mention?

    ah jeez.

  14. ninjacoco says:

    My Ninja-claus knows where I live. Lulz. Hand delivery FTW!

    <img src="https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/r270/528971_10100756849818783_1310717605_n.jpg&quot; width="600">

    Fluffy and I appreciated the writing on the box, too:

    <img src="https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/580588_10100756849748923_1731542770_n.jpg&quot; width="600">

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