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Last Call- Festivus for the Rest of Us Edition

Robert Emslie December 24, 2012 Last Call 19 Comments




Even the fat man in the red suit needs to stop for bathroom breaks every now and then. . .

Merry Christmas to those who celebrate that, while to our Jewish friends, peace be with you, and try the Lo Mein! If Kwanza is your bag then may you find tranquility and happiness this season. 

As for the rest, here’s hoping for a Festivus miracle for you all!

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PS: Stupid Mayans.

  • $kaycog
  • Stef

    That's not Santa's sleigh! Santa's sleigh is candy apple red, has major reindeer power, and Nick has far too much class to use burlap sacks for toting presents. I'm thinking this is St. Nick's ne'er-do-well brothers rig, you know Bob Klaus, the big elf that got run off for not paying elf union dues…

    • You're thinking of his long haul rig; he only drags that out for the main event, and sometimes to cover for the Easter Bunny. This is the grocery getter. That reindeer? His name's Boxer, and he's outlasted seven of those sleighs.

  • I work with that guy. He parks like that everyday.

  • fodder650

    That there is just cruelty to animals. You shouldn't leave them out in the snow like that. He should be indoors enjoying the house.

  • Taking a long drive tomorrow!

    <img src="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-sST9p-k8SUs/UNk6PqsGh0I/AAAAAAAACqE/XP7a5OiYR2o/s500/christmasdrive.JPG"&gt;

    Hopping in Steve The Unremarkable White Pickup and taking off for Mexico for a week of desert hot springs. Only downside is In-N-Out Burger is closed on Christmas. (You would think not having a radio or getting 16 MPG would be the downside, but no, it's lack of decent road food.)

    Happy days off from work, Hoonigans! I'll keep the hammer down and catch you on the flip side after the ball drops.

    • JayP2112

      Safe travels for everyone,
      As soon as this winter blast clears up, the lad and I are headed about 1000 miles east with a stop at Lane Motor Museum on the way. Just watched Two Lane Blacktop and Vanishing Point to get in the mood.

      EDIT: I need to pick up some uppers for the trip AKA Mt Dew Game Fuel.

    • jeepjeff

      I expect you're well on your way at this hour, but safe travels. Enjoy the hot springs.

  • Vavon
    • $kaycog

      Merry Christmas, ami!

    • Vairship

      Bon noel, tous!

  • Tom Lee

    That has to be Santa's hillbilly brothers sleigh, Bubba Claus, can tell because he uses burlap bags (spent the money on Billy Beer), and only has one reindeer (traded the other in for more Billy Beer)…………………
    thanks for a good laugh, and hope everyone has a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
    Off to Daytona Beach for lunch with the OLe LongRoofFan and the Jeep.
    what better way to spend a day than with family.

  • Rover1

    A very Merry Christmas from the hoons on the other side of the world, where it is now summer. 30 degrees C in the shade, we're off to a beach.

  • Here is something that I thought this gang might get a kick out of…

    <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mebleklG4T1qfmslto1_1280.jpg&quot; width="500">


    He left his lights on….

    It's funny how more and more Jews here in Israel celebrate Christmas 🙂 There were quite a few Christmas parties and a major Israeli radio station told their listeners Merry Christmas! They're probably missing the point but it's funny nonetheless.