Wow, not only does this store have a collection of cool die casts for sale, but they also offer some pretty good life counseling. This mall has everything!
Oooh! It even has two Grocers' Apostrophes!
My prediction for the future of English grammar i's that all word's that end in 's' will just have an apostrophe thrown in there, just to make thing's easier for people who don't feel like learning the rule's. Be'cause apostrph'es are' fu'n,,,almost a's much fun a's comma's, and exclimashun pt's !!!
dont worry evrthng will b ok srsly postrofee overuse goin down
Well! See if you sell anything to the priest's!
OT for today so hang with me:
I'm trying not to die. I started eating better for breakfast and that led to oatmeal. At work. Specifically maple flavored oatmeal. When I finish, I toss the plastic bowl into the garbage pail by my desk.
What happens next is a Pavlovian response based on years of driving a British car.
I catch a whiff of the maple and I immediately start looking for a temp gauge.
At my desk.
I'm sure we can easily replace your heater core, with only 75 hours of labor.
They're beautiful, but the way they built some of those old desks, their heater cores are a bitch to get at.
Have to remove the sub-frame to allow access to remove the headlight fluid resevoir to finally get at the heater core.
Is it me, or is every blower fan shroud inhabited by rabid bats?
I've only done one, but it was wasps, or hornet, or yellow jackets – whatever they were, there were a lot of them and they were mad.
And for me,it's the smell of toast that I somehow associate with hot wiring-and it's twenty years sice I drove that old Rover.
I smell maple and immediately think a Canadian forgot to wipe.
We do smell quite lovely, don't we?
A similar thing happens to me because I drive an old Italian roadster, except whenever I see steam I automatically shout, "Oh fuck why didn't I just buy a Miata!" This makes going to a coffee shop socially challenging for me.
Ye gods, I haven't smelled that awful maple smell wafting from the dashboard since my '72 AMC Matador sedan in 1992 or so..
Please continue to try not to die. Plain oatmeal with real boiled-down-maple-sap maple syrup is much better and better for you than the manufacturer-flavor maple crap.
Did you know that Canada has a Global Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve? À votre santé! http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2012/…
Holy crap that's amazing! Makes you wonder what other countries keep as a strategic reserve…
I'm pretty sure the Netherlands has a strategic reserve of Limburg cheese, to repel any invaders.
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