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Last Call- Do Not Follow Too Closely Edition

Robert Emslie December 13, 2012 Last Call 21 Comments

They say it pays to advertise and if the vanity plate and rear window decal on this Trail Blazer are to be believed, their owner has something for sale, and it’s called desperation. 

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  • Devin

    So there's this game called Tokyo Jungle, about a post-apocalyptic Tokyo where all the humans have disappeared and the animals go feral. When you play it the goal is to eat lots of stuff and then pick up a lady animal to have tender animal moments with. There are different 'grades' of females, including one characterized as a 'desperate female', who will give you fleas if you touch her. So basically, whatever you do, you want to avoid touching any desperate females if at all possible.

    What I'm saying is that sometimes videogames can have valuable life lessons which we should follow.

    • mr. mzs zsm msz esq

      So from this I take the lesson is:

      That bitch is unlabeled, screw it, score big!

  • From_a_Buick_6

    Well I see at least three problems here: 1) She drives a TrailBlazer (poor judgement), 2) She has at least one pet (I'm one of those weirdos who doesn't like the idea of filthy animals sharing my home) and 3) A female who is remotely physically, emotionally or intellectually desirable shouldn't have to advertise like this (self-explanatory). I believe I'll withhold my application.

  • Rover1

    And on the other hand…..There's no such thing as bad publicity !


    …and I believe her tailpipe has the Blue AIDS also.

  • Strange.
    One dog, not six cats.

    • alain

      LoL i noticed the same!! usually these types are the cat-lady type. especially with all that room in the trailblazer for them!!

  • JayP2112

    Plate = "Free to date"

    I am witness to the fact there are NO FREE DATES!!

    • mr. mzs zsm msz esq

      I saw a plate this morning "GOLFTOO" on a yaris hatch, made me smile.

  • Sjalabais

    The smart choice would have been to trade the fat man's car with a little red two door Italian accesssoir on wheels. First impression fixed, and dogs can walk ftw.

  • "Free to date" sounds like "free to play", as in online games.

    Said games are "free to play" but in the end end up costing you a lot of money if you want to do anything cool. …similarities?

  • You all are hating like a bunch of mirror universe Jezbians.

    • skitter

      You haven't seen the application, then.

  • Van_Sarockin

    So,… The Date Is A Lie!?!

  • smalleyxb122

    I’ve known some attractive women who are perpetually single, or at least serially single, and aren’t quite insane enough to seemingly justify it. Without knowing anything else about her, I can’t make an informed decision, as to the intent of the “advertisement”. I’d be willing to meet her, at least, under the assumption that it is meant as self-deprecating humor. Did you happen to get a number? I sure as hell am not going to drive throughout Michigan trying to track her down.

  • That is some scary stuff there.

  • Alcology

    Is the guy version of this a picture of a guy and busted up car that says "Seeking Projects"?

  • topdeadcentre

    Other than the scent of pure desperation, there will be nothing "free" about dating this one.