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Robert Emslie November 30, 2012 Hooniverse Asks 180 Comments

Douchebags, we all hate ’em, am I right? And the reason we hate them is because they are, well, douchebags, there’s just no sugar coating it. Thing of it is, we don’t just hate certain personality types, we hate every aspect of their existence. And it’s not just D-bags, there’s a bunch of different people out there that we can classify into this category or that, and their one communal trait would be that they universally rub us the wrong way. 

Usually you can identify these people by the clothes they wear, or their freakishly obsessive tanning regime, or maybe, it’s possible, by their cars. Are there certain cars and trucks that make you immediately hate their owners just by association? I don’t mean those inconsiderate jack of all asses who take up multiple parking spaces for their precious set of wheels, but specific makes and models favored by those who, for whatever reason, you think are dilholes?

Is it possible, do you think, to identify a dick just by his car, and if so which brands are the most likely to be dick-owned? What automotive make or model identifies their owner as automatically loathe-worthy?

Image: [MTVNews]

  • Kris
    • dukeisduke

      D-Bag City.

    • MVEilenstein

      Do you hate all Chevrolets, or just bro trucks?

      • dukeisduke

        Neither, as long as they're well-behaved on the road.

        • wunno sev

          so…..you just hate all bro trucks, then.

    • CherokeeOwner

      This. So much.

    • Scandinavian Flick

      Not really a brand… But yeah. Basically anything beyond a practical lift, making it just big for big's sake. On the rare occasion I have taken the time to engage an owner of one in conversation, I try to give them the benefit of the doubt, but it doesn't take me long to regret my decision.

      Sometimes stereotypes are justified…

      • Kris

        Bingo. Not after Chevrolets per se, but lifted bro-trucks of any stripe.

  • Mnm4ever

    Ferrari and Lamborghini are givens, too easy. My personal favorite to hate on is Infiniti G35 coupe owners. Almost invariably owned by total D-bags of the Jersey Shore variety. The new Camaro is a runner up. Honorable mention goes to the M3 now that they are becoming cheap enough in the used market for typical D-bags to afford.

    • Xedicon

      I must confess I know and have met several Ferrari owners who were all very nice, casual dudes. Heh one of them actually had a supercharged 430 that I saw when he pulled up to a coffee shop I was at, and he let me check it all out and sit in it and see the engine. Was a really nice guy.

      • BobWellington

        The only Lamborghini owner I've ever said anything to seemed like an alright guy. He looked like a bum for being in a Lamborghini, though (and I do believe he owns it, I've seen him multiple times and their is nowhere to rent one nearby).

      • Scandinavian Flick

        It really seems to depend on why they own the car. If someone supercharged a 430, chances are they love high performance cars, but just happen to be able to afford the definitional one. Then there's the designer handbag buyer, who bought it for the prancing horse on the side.

        I've met people on both sides of that coin. My favorite was the guy who owned an Aston Martin DB9, and you can tell he beat the hell out of it. He drove it to a meet with R compound tires, dirty as hell, and rock chipped from the previous day's trip to the track.

      • mnm4ever

        I dont think anyone here is trying to say that everyone who drives "whatever" car is always a D-bag; for every comment there seems to be 3 replies offering up exceptions to the rule. Of course there are exceptions. Lots of Porsche owners track the cars. Many, many more drive them to the gym and take up 2 parking spots. Especially the 996 or Boxster since they can be had so cheap in the used market. That ups the DB percentages.

        We pick on exotics because MOST of the buyers seem to choose them simply to make a statement that they can afford them. Ferrari, Lambo, Bentley, Rolls, Masarati, Aston, etc, etc. I would love to own any of them, and I wouldn't be a DB either. But a lot of the owners are.

  • PotbellyJoe

    <img src="http://www.allcarphotos.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mercedes-benz-c-class-01.jpg&quot; width=500>
    For aspiring D-bags… At least in the NY/NJ/CT area…

  • http://hooniverse.com/ Tanshanomi

    <img src="http://images.cdn.autocar.co.uk/sites/autocar.co.uk/files/imagecache/article_image_480/rolls-royce-185101016387981600×1060.jpg&quot; width="500">
    Bentley owners. Because going for the Rolls would have looked a bit, ya know, ostentatious.
    Heaven forbid anyone think they're deliberately flaunting their wealth.

    • SSurfer321

      I've always been taught that Bentley's are for drivers and Rolls' are for being driven in.

    • topdeadcentre

      Rolls-Royce and Bentley have really diverged since the mid-late 20th century days when they were essentially the same car with a different grille design. I don't like the new Rolls-Royce designs much compared to what they used to be, but around Massachusetts, Bentleys mostly seem to be very nice commuter cars for the boardroom types and there are almost no Rollers to be seen.

  • Dutch

    Two words.
    Toyota Prius.
    F**k "em.

    • dukeisduke

      We have some friends that bought two used ones, mainly for the gas mileage. The husband is a retired AF Lt. Colonel, a test pilot for a defense contractor, that flies RC-135s for a living. He has a 40+ mile commute each way, that he formerly did in a Gen I RX-7 (great car, lousy gas mileage). They definitely are the opposite of the stereotypical Prius owners.

      • Scandinavian Flick

        To me, the Prius is the modern daily beater for people who like to buy new cars. They are reliable, efficient, safe, and practical. The roll the Civic used to take back in the 80s and 90s. I know a number of people in the car enthusiast groups I hang out with who daily drive a Prius or similar, and have a burly, nasty, dead dino sucking, fun car for other occasions.

    • HTWHLS

      I could only +1 this….I would have given you +8.

  • iRbitterT

    Volvo. Anyone who owns a Volvo newer than 2005-ish… Old volvos are for HighSchool and college age girls to drive as tanks… New volvos are for Asshats, period.

    • BobWellington

      You have a tough break-up with a Volvo?

    • MVEilenstein

      I don't think we should give him thumbs down just because we don't like his answer, guys.

      Bitter, why do you hate Volvo?

      • BobWellington

        BUT THIS IS THE INTERNET, WE HAVE TO SHOW OUR ANGER WITH DISLIKES!!! (AND THROUGH YELLING WITH CAPS LOCK ON!!)

      • Scandinavian Flick

        I agree, but I was tempted simply because it was poorly worded and undefended. I didn't, but I felt the same about the Prius answer up above. They both contribute nothing to conversation, and I seriously doubt the unregistered user will come back to explain their answer. It's like crashing a party, partaking in the alcohol, then leaving without socializing.

        • MVEilenstein

          True. I'd be interested to see if he does show up again.

          That said, the high school/college kid stereotype is spot on.

          • Scandinavian Flick

            I'm a 30 year old, middle class office-working schIub. I drive an old Volvo… :(

            I really hate this stereotyping game… It's like automotive racism, and it always leaves someone feeling bitter.

            • MVEilenstein

              Yes, but the stereotype about kids and their first car being a safe, old, heavy Volvo is valid, isn't it? Nothing wrong with owning an Volvo, mind you.Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

              • Scandinavian Flick

                But that's a stereotype about the person, not the car.

              • FuzzyPlushroom

                My first five cars have been old Volvos (well, assuming the 850 counted as such). Make of that what you will.

                No, I don't partake of the good herb.

                • Vairship

                  A mushroom isn't an herb, right?
                  <grins>

                  • FuzzyPlushroom

                    No, not even those.

                    …Well, not those.

            • TurboBrick

              Right there with you… I thought we were the new demographic for these?

    • http://hooniverse.com/ Tanshanomi

      I'd really like a C30. I guess I aspire to asshatism.

      • skitter

        We all… believe in you?

  • dculberson

    I think I get along with too many radically different people to make that leap. Too many times I've thought someone's a total douche at first glance but they've turned out to be a great guy. So I'll snicker at the douchemobile but still try to see if the owner fits the stereotype – even if they have spray tan and spiked hair. Although that might be a bit much.

    But I have met someone that had a tattoo of their car on their shoulder, seemed like an instant douche branding, but he was great to hang out with. So you never know!

    • Bart

      I once saw a man with a "Pontiac R.I.P." tattoo… Does he qualify?

    • Vairship

      Like Bart, I think there have to be exceptions. If I saw a guy/gal with a Trabant tattoo or KV Mini tattoo, I think I'd like to have coffee with them.

  • http://www.proofnpudding.com muthalovin

    Nope. There are cool people that own cool brands as well as lame brands. They just get a bad rap mostly.

    Jeff has a Prius in the stable. I own a Ducati. We are cool dudes, right guys? Right?

    • Scandinavian Flick

      I'm surprised I had to scroll this far to find this answer. There is no brand for which I can make that assumption. I actually don't really like this question, and came to the comments ready to defend owners of those cars rather than make generalizations.

      Mods and stickers on the other hand….

      • http://www.proofnpudding.com muthalovin

        Hey, you gotta problem with stickers, jerk?! I show you some stickers!

        • Scandinavian Flick

          You're a sticker.

          Ha, that doesn't even make sense!

      • http://hooniverse.com/ Tanshanomi

        I dunno. The problem with Mods isn't so much the stickers as the mirrors.

        <img src="http://www.cluas.com/images/music/features/phil-cooper-lesley-ash.jpg"&gt;

  • $kaycog

    I know a couple of douchebags, but I don't hold it against their vehicles.

    • POLAЯ

      Well said and I agree, except if I may supplement your comment with how sad I feel for some of their cars. Many aren't operated or cared for properly, and left in a mess years later, only to mill amongst the herd at used car auctions.

    • Scandinavian Flick

      My vehicles thank you.

      • $kaycog

        You definitely don't fall under the category of douchebag.

        • Scandinavian Flick
          • $kaycog

            You funny man!

          • mr. mzs zsm msz esq

            manly essence…

            a**hole…

            somehow connected…

            o_O

            I don't think you thought this image out too well before commenting.

  • https://www.facebook.com/alex.w.wise tiberiusẅisë

    I'm going to go with the "pointless douchey modification" over the vehicle type or brand. Be it a lifted diesel pickup with big rig stacks, a perfectly Simonized bed floor and scratch free trailer hitch or a lowered import sub-compact with huge rims, painted calipers and a shocker sticker on the back. The mods make the douche.

    • gearz1

      Well put!

    • gearz1

      Well put! Although my peeve is the way loud look at me exhaust.

      • ptschett

        Is it just my neighbors, or is there a significant overlap in the Venn diagram between "has an extremely loud exhaust" and "lets the vehicle idle for a ridiculous time period before driving away"?

        For example: at my previous apartment, my upstairs neighbor had a straight-piped Harley. He'd idle it (and randomly blip the throttle for no apparent reason) for 10-15 minutes before leaving, even if it was 100 degrees out. There were times that I'd decide to also go for a ride several minutes after I heard his bike fire up, and I could put on my full gear, fire up my KLR650, give it all the warmup it needed (not much) and be gone before he left.

        Where I am now, a neighbor has a late-model WRX STI sedan. Neat car, but obnoxiously loud at idle and it tends to make windows resonate in the building. Now that winter is setting in, the guy lets it idle for 15-20 minutes before driving away.

    • Xedicon

      B..B..B..But like, DUDE, way massive rear wings add like 38hp! It's because it lifts the front drive wheels and there's like less drag and stuff so they can spin fasterZ!

  • OA5599

    These cars are rare enough that I've never met an owner in person, but I know that some of these exotics have been imported via jetliner. Anyone who puts on such a vulgar show of ostentation is bound to be a douche. Cornering the market on them is just icing on the cake, er, vinegar on the douche.

    <img src="http://i640.photobucket.com/albums/uu125/mharrell_photographs/KVMini1x2.jpg&quot; width=500>

    • https://www.facebook.com/alex.w.wise tiberiusẅisë

      Your just jealous. Hate the game not the playah. YOLO.

      Did I miss anything?

    • http://www.washington.edu/news/archive/52703 mdharrell

      No kidding. Every owner I've met so far has been a terrible excuse for a human being. Surprisingly handsome, however.

      • Vairship

        And they're dumb as a box of rocks.
        Oh wait, no, they just know a lot about boxes of rocks.

  • Maymar

    As I'm a borderline park-Occupying pinko commie (or at least Don Cherry would probably describe me that way), I'm wary of any luxury brand. BMWs are a given, certain Benzes (especially GLs driven by really tiny women, like the one who drove the wrong way down a one way, and then expected me to back up, since she couldn't), Infiniti Gs (although one of my wife's best friends drives one, and he's a really good guy), and worst of all, Range Rover Sports (because why wouldn't you just buy an LR4?).

    Backing away from the class warfare though, Corolla, Camry, and Jetta TDI drivers are pretty much guaranteed to piss me off. Old farmers in pickups too, although I'd be perfectly content to just avoid farm country.

    Oh, and I can't forget late-model Impalas. Or at least the orange ones. If any cop who set up a speed trap just followed a taxi around for a couple hours, they'd easily hit their month's quota.

  • DemonXanth

    Mansory as an aftermarket/tuner brand.

    Why? Because people who buy these cars continue to give money to people who ruin cars. We should not support automotive terrorists like this.

  • http://www.flowerpowerkc.com Alff

    Stanley Steamer, invariably puttering along in the left lane, holding up traffic.

    • http://hooniverse.com/ Tanshanomi

      <img src="http://www.cable-car-guy.com/images/blog/stanley_rocket.jpg"&gt;
      This gentleman would like to have a word with you.

    • https://secure.flickr.com/photos/deadelvis/collections/72157607912481786/ dead_elvis

      I don't know, I've heard Leno's a pretty nice guy.

    • Vairship

      I know! Why buy one of those when a Doble is clearly superior?

  • onrails

    The only thing wrong with the Corvette…is the bulk of the owners.

    Not that it keeps me from aspiring to be one of them. Still want, despite the douchebaggery that goes along with it.

    • rwd guy

      Well im one of those vette owners when i bought mine i was a single dad to a 14 year old girl who wanted a car to beat on at the local autox track day events. The truth is now most guys in my class hate me to when i get them by 4 plus seconds at the autox ! I do think its funny how people hate you before they ever get to know you but keep hating me for busting my ass to get what i dream of! Parting words haters suck as bad as bad drivers do keep it real and follow your dreams and dont hate on people for making there dreams come true!

      • MVEilenstein

        I . . . can't disagree with this.

      • mnm4ever

        Problem is, you kinda come off like a DB with a response like this. No one is hating on you or your car or what you do with it or why you bought it. I love Corvettes, I have often thought about getting one myself. But that doesn't change the fact that for every cool Vette owner there are 20-30 of them that are total DBs, or just incredibly tasteless.

        Some guy around here has a gorgeous new burgandy Grand Sport, and has outfitted it with every possible chrome accent or badge he could find in the Ecklers catalog… outside, interior, engine compartment, tailpipes, stickers, wheels of course, etc, I bet he has $5k of chrome on it. Of course it's an automatic too, and he is at every local car show showing it off. I completely admire his enthusiasm, but at the same time, he is a total DB. It doesn't make me not want a Corvette, but it virtually guarantees that I won't be parking in the Vette lineup at the car shows if I did get one.

        • rwd guy

          If you live in California come out to a all corvette autox i like they guys who put on the marina event promise there will be on db for ever 20 cool people

  • danleym

    I can't help it, I don't know why, nut when I see a BMW, that's the first thought in my mind. Not that I can't get over it, I've had friends that own them, but it is the first impression I get.
    <img src="http://d3uwin5q170wpc.cloudfront.net/photo/92819_460s.jpg"&gt;

    And a certain type of Mustang gives off that vibe, too. It's the overly modified excessively aggressive ones.
    <img src="http://mustang1.net/data/media/20/Mustang_modified%20%2818%29.jpg&quot; width="500/">

    Oh, and the one Lotus Esprit owner in my old apartment complex that had "SCKRIDE" or something close to that as his license plate. Though that's more an issue with the individual owner, I don't think that way about Lotus' in general.

    • dukeisduke

      Thanks to their off-a-cliff depreciation, E65/E66 cars are showing up on we-tote-the-note lots.

  • Xedicon

    <img src="http://media.treehugger.com/assets/images/2011/10/toyota-prius-red-b02.jpg"&gt;

    Prius. Didn't have to think even a millisecond for this one. Prius owners are insufferable!

    • dukeisduke

      Not all of them. See my post above.

    • Zach

      5 or 6 years ago, maybe. Nowadays the Prius is as mainstream these as any other midsize sedan. It really truly is.

  • SSurfer321

    <img src="http://autoweek.com/storyimage/CW/20120326/CARNEWS/120329884/AR/0/benz-gclass.jpg&quot;, width=500>
    AMG G-Wagons

    IMG from autoweek.com

    • http://www.hooniverse.com Kamil_K

      What about non-AMG?

      • SSurfer321

        most of them R2

  • Devin

    Outside of Mansory or similar awful tuners, I can't actually think of anything where I hate the owners automatically. For the most part everything has a mix of cool people and douches.

    I will say I do treat Mercury with suspicion, since their owners are all on the very old side, but then again they're usually really nice people behind the wheel, it's not their fault they got macular degeneration and slow reflexes.

  • BobWellington

    So basically the automotive equivalent of Apple?

    Well, I'd say lowered trucks/SUVs, cars with ridiculously huge plastic chrome wheels, especially on trucks/SUVs, and Priuses. BMWs get an honorable mention.

  • jtk2

    Back when they were popular, it was those terrible Thunderbird Supercoupes. Invariably their owners think (thought?) they are/were the best cars ever.

    Then after that it was a competition between those newer Monte Carlos (especially the "Intimidator Edition") and the Grand Prix GTP.

    But these days, based solely on the way I see them driving on the highway, it's Hyundai/Kia SUV drivers. I'm not sure if it's limited to Illinois or what, but they seem to drive as fast as they can until they are tailgating, and then switch lanes without signalling and accelerate as fast as possible to the next bumper. Repeat over and over again. Although I'm also not a fan of people with giant SUVs with 25 inch wheels and 40 aspect ratio tires.

    • ptschett

      Hey now. T-bird SC's are still awesome. (Though I was usually happy with my '96 T-bird LX V8.)

      • jtk2

        To be fair, it was one guy in particular that ruined them for me. He would park a rusty and dented SC across 2 parking spaces at work.

  • buzzboy7

    I've yet to meet someone nice who owns one.
    <img src="http://www.motorstown.com/images/cadillac-escalade-02.jpg"&gt;

    • Devin

      I know a nice guy who has one, but his is unmodified. He bought it as a retirement present for himself.

      • buzzboy7

        To once again show that most people are nice. It's the few a-holes that ruin it for the rest of us.

        Interesting choice of retirement present though…

        • Devin

          I think he just always wanted a Cadillac and also needed a way to tow a fishing boat. It's a pretty solid way for an old man to tour fishing spots in comfort.

      • SSurfer321

        my neighbor has one and he's one of the nicest people i know.

    • CherokeeOwner

      Unmodified, these are acceptable (to a certain degree). Strangely, I usually see these pulling trailers full of gardening equipment more often than I see normal full-size pickups and SUVs. If you use an Escalade as something other than a fashion accessory/penis extender, docuhebaggery is probably non-existant.

      • buzzboy7

        I agree wholeheartedly. My friends mom has an XL Denali which to me was always on the same level as the Escalade. It totes lumber, tows a boat, hauls dogs, fit an entire golf cart into etc.

    • Scandinavian Flick

      I actually plan to get one to beat the shit out of it off road. It's basically a Tahoe, but with a Lazy Boy for a seat, and pearl white paint.

      You can pick up one of the 1st gen ones for less than $4k.

    • Maymar

      Back when I worked for a GM dealer, Escalade owners spanned a pretty wide range from the douchebag you'd expect to pretty normal people. H2s were pretty much the same.

      On the other hand, my city's mayor recently traded a Chevy Uplander for a new Escalade, and he's such a rampant douchebag, he just got himself kicked out of office.

      • Kris

        Ford? Toronto?

        • Maymar

          Yup. Not too sad about this week's goings on.

  • TurboBrick

    I try not to judge others, because that gives them the green light do the same to me… and judging by the comments above I'm already in the running for the intergalactic a-hole of the year with my two Volvos and desire to own a newer one… HOWEVER…. it's really hard for me not to judge when I see a Hummer.

    • RetroBox

      Yeah, the H1 and H2 are the cars I judge the hardest, for sure. I can't help but stare laser death at them. There's an H1 in my area I see sometimes, driven by this mysterious and maybe mentally ill older man who wears an Army ACU camouflage suit and white sneakers every day, to look the part, I guess. Sigh.

      • danleym

        The little kid in me loves H1s. That part of me really wants one, albeit an older one, before the H2 even existed. But the image that you put out driving one down the road, even if you're not wearing ACUs, would probably be enough to keep me from driving one. The cost, however, will definitely keep me from owning one. Now, if I could find a cheap beater H1, I'd be all over it…

      • TurboBrick

        H1 gets a pass from me, actually. You really have to want one to drive one. H2 on the other hand is the ultimate douchemobile and H3 says "hi, I'm a part time realtor". That's just the vibe I get but I hope I'm wrong when I meet the person. I'm sure the $300 minivan I drove to work this morning creates a lot of misconceptions in people.

        • http://hooniverse.com/ Tanshanomi

          My brother-in-law has an H3. He bought it because he also has a motorhome and the H3 has very strong, easily accessible tow-bar mounting points and a flat-tow mode switch.

          A good friend of mine drives an H2. He bought it because he found himself constantly noticing a clean white one that the used car dealer at the end of his block had had for a while. When the cost of gasoline spiked just shortly right after GM killed Hummer, he low-balled the guy with a stupidly low price (something like 60% the KBB value). The guy practically ran him off the property, then called him in a couple days and agreed to his offer.

          Neither of them is a DB.

    • buzzboy7

      I live in a town where the road washes out frequently and there is need for a capable ORV. There are a couple of people who Hummer(verb) around here. It's the intent that matters I think.

  • Fritzo2162

    The minute I see giant rims, I automatically want to punch the owner in the neck.

    <img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OsAgeaI8U2s/TIiIMII_qtI/AAAAAAAAAC0/IrM9BO_0X4k/s1600/41-wide-body-topo-dodge-chalenger%5B1%5D.jpg"&gt;

    • jib0582

      I have one on 22" rims that are actually lighter than the factory 20" rims. I get compliments all the the time (mainly from older gents) and I swear I'm not a dbag. That setup in your pic is absolutely horrendous though…

    • ptschett

      BLACK GOOOOOLD!

      (Could be worse… at least the car sits at a normal height. So it can be fixed.)

  • Vavon

    Peugeot. Their owners just make me want to drive them off the road…
    <img src="http://www.ridedrive.co.uk/images/advanced-driving-tips/braking-part01/peugeot-wheel-liftoff.jpg"&gt;

  • Trampster

    Picture it, 2 lanes of traffic approaching a junction. Approx 30 cars in left lane waiting to turn left, 4 cars in right lane waiting to make a right. Mr Idiot in his black BMW comes steaming down the right lane, waits for a green light, then gets his passenger to do a left turn arm signal & pushes his way across in front of everyone in the left lane. This is the type of thing,I see as a trucker every day here in the UK. By brand, a poll has voted BMW drivers the worst in Europe for the last 3 year's, with Audi in the 2nd place slot. Need I say more.

    • FuzzyPlushroom

      I've said it before, but I'll run That Guy off the road before I'll let him in voluntarily.

    • owl

      Let me assure you the Audi's are now No 1…

  • GregKachadurian

    Most of my choices are already covered, so I'll add this in. I still fail to see why this is popular. I can't say I hate "Donk" owners as people though, just their tastes in cars.

    <img src="http://blog.1aauto.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/donk2.jpg"&gt;

    Guess what those "DB" stickers stand for? 😉

    • danleym

      Donky Bong?

      • danleym

        Desperate for Bitches?

        • danleym

          Drunk when Bought?

          • MVEilenstein

            Dumb and Broke?

        • dukeisduke

          Thread winner (Desperate for Bitches). Because if you drive that, you won't even get a sniff of them.

      • GregKachadurian

        I was thinking more along the lines of "d-bag", but Donky Bong sounds better.

        • http://www.proofnpudding.com muthalovin

          I thought about googling Donkey Bong, but thought better of it.

    • jib0582

      When you have to change your entire suspension to accommodate your big ass rims, you've already failed.

    • rwd guy

      I love having them stare down at me while there in the slow lane going 55 because there cars to unsafe to go any faster

    • buzzboy7

      Problem is that I love the cars they drive, just not what they do to them. G-Bodies and Panthers are some of my favorite american cars ever(stylistically). Hurts me to see what is done to them.

    • rwd guy

      Best guess is d boy or drug boy for the none hip hop set

    • HTWHLS

      Why…why would someone do this to any car, let alone an Impala??!

  • http://hooniverse.com/ Tanshanomi

    Miata owners. Always hitting on me.

    • http://www.flowerpowerkc.com Alff

      Your own fault for being so damn sexy.

      • http://hooniverse.com/ Tanshanomi

        It's the stupid sexy leathers.

    • Vairship

      And I take it you don't like being hit on by mid-20s girls?

      • http://hooniverse.com/ Tanshanomi

        No, I'm married.

  • Officer Farva

    BMW.

    The majority of BMW owners I've encountered have been douchebags that don't use turn signals, tailgate and make all kinds of driving errors because they seem pretty fucking smug.

    • John

      Gotta exclude e30 owners from that stereotype. I'm a firm believer that all BMW drivers are either pricks or enthusiasts, and the vast majority of e30 owners fall into the latter category

    • HTWHLS

      I have a few friends who are die-hard BMW owners, of both older and newer models. They are certainly not dbags..but even they acknowledge that most of them, especially the newer model owners are total bags, with pissy attitudes. Largely posers, to boot. As much as it pains me to say it, BMW has cornered that market and anyone BMW afficionado who isn't, needs to brace themselves. There was a huge passel of these wanks at the last Caffeine and Octane in Alpharetta this past weekend.

  • iBran

    Lexus and (modern) Toyota owners. Might as well take public transit if all you want is "something to get from point A to point B".

    Save for the LF-A, not a single model in their lineups has anything remarkable going for it. Boring cars for boring people.

    • buzzboy7

      I will disagree only with one model being significant
      <img src="http://www.autogush.com/images/toyota-tacoma-x-runner-04.jpg"&gt;
      Plus, the toyobaru, even though it's a scion.

      • dukeisduke

        I've got a Tacoma, and I don't get the X-Runner, and the fake hood scoop.

        • buzzboy7

          It may just be that I like hot pickups, but 304hp/334ft•lbs with a six speed and lovely supercharger whine sounds awesome to me.

          • dukeisduke

            I could handle the TRD supercharger, that is if I had an extra $4k plus the labor cost (you only get the full warranty if it's installed by the dealer) lying around doing nothing.

    • wunno sev

      i know plenty of very interesting people who drive priuses – not just toyotas, but priuses.

      they're interesting people – they just don't care about cars. and to be fair, you could love cars and still drive a prius – the prius is an engineering work of art.

  • Mr. Queeg

    Hooray! no mentions for Lexus!
    Oops, should have kept quiet, let the hate begin.

    • http://hooniverse.com/ Tanshanomi

      I don't normally make it a practice to actively hate on old, bitter Republican empty-nesters and mcmansion-dwelling trophy wives. Their lives are miserable enough as it is.

    • rwd guy

      I do love how someone will buy a es 300 and think its not a camery!!!

      • dukeisduke

        The seventh-gen ES (the new one) shares its platform with the Avalon.

  • Ol'Shel'

    VW enthusiasts.

    It's not that I hate them, but I worry about people who have so much faith in cars that haven't been good since the early '80s.

    And even those '70s and '80s models drove the wrong set of wheels.

  • KevinKiley

    this is obvious. Hummers.

  • Sjalabais

    So how did this topic get so many answers in so short time? Maybe we shouldn't judge people on their rides.

    But then there is Audi…

    😉

  • facelvega

    What's interesting to me is that cars that tended to connote douche when new tend to become quirky and/or charming after enough time has gone by. New Corvette? Only if you don't mind that people think you're a douche. C3 or earlier? No problem. 944 when new? Pretentious ass. When seven years old? Spoiled 20-ish choad. Now? Unpretentious car-loving guy. There are a million examples.

  • Van_Sarockin

    Porsche people. It has to be said, since no one else will. Anal retentive, status conscious, compulsive spenders and clean freaks, every last one of them mother humpers, You know the guy, with the thinning, plugged combover, smoked aviator shades, silver windbreaker, gold chains, driving gloves and loafers. He's going to explain for the next hour how the smaller pitch of the contrasting seat stitching and chromed hose clamps on his ride elevates it above the other two hundred and seventy five thousand identical 911 whatevers.

    • Vairship

      I think this only applies to owners of new Porsches and people that take their Porsches to car shows. People that daily-drive their Porsches tend to be much better (especially 912s, 914s and other less pretentious Porsches).

  • Slow_Joe_Crow

    As a motorcyclist I don't hate particular cars, I just fear them based on the likelihood of them being driven stupidly. In the early 90s it was Volvos since their reputation as tanks led to their drivers being oblivious. Now I fear minivans and soccer mom SUVs due to distracted driving and bro trucks for testosterone induced stupidity.
    That said, newish BMWs do seem to generate a lot of dbaggerey, although I am pleased to say that BMW motorcycles are the polar opposite.

    • sporty88au

      So very true. SUV drivers are the new Volvo drivers. Also I'd throw anything popular with the tuner crowd into the 'testosterone induced stupidity' category.

  • e46christopher

    e46christopher crosses fingers not to find too much BMW hate. Only 4 mentions so far — I'm not a douche … really!

  • Devin

    I challenge you to look at this and not think "D-bag"

    <img src="http://www.all-car-brands.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/daihatsu_d_bag_4-1.jpg"&gt;

    (I don't think they actually manufactured them.)

  • kevin

    i dislike gm cars but i hate people who drive shitzuki's

  • NotADouche

    In this order:
    1. BMW
    2. Audi
    3. Acura
    4. Insert your favorite luxury SUV here.

  • Brian

    Geez! What's left then? You guys have eliminated pretty much every nice, fun to drive car on the market. Sounds like the only way to avoid looking like a douche to you guys is to drive a Camry or Accord, or minivan for that matter.

  • Lex

    The world is full of douchebags, and most of them drive cars.

    It's been stated multiple times in this thread, but there's a lot of variability. Lots of douchebaggery behind the roundel, but do i automatically count as a douchebag because i own a '91 318is? Probably not, right? Now i might be assumed if my BMW was 21 years younger than it is. And i might assume that of most brand new BMW owners, but i'm generally a misanthrope and assume people to be stupid assholes until they prove otherwise.

    My top two on this list would be clean, over-lifted trucks and WRX/STIs. That's probably because those are what i see where i live. We've got a handful of new BMWs in town, one summer house owner with a Lambo (which he putters around at 25 in and i keep hoping to watch catch fire), and i think two newer Porsches and a few Boxers (i know both Boxer owners, one is a douche and the other a really nice guy who also maintains a '68 Cougar). My e30 is one of three in town, and by far the nicest … i'm not going to call the guy who drives is vert e30 all friggin winter a douche when mine's in storage.

  • CarNDriver

    Not a douche because you own a bimmer. Just because you drive one.

  • Whine

    Cars that give off a Douchey vibe (even if nice people own them)

    Jeep Wranglers-especially when lifted or near the ocean.

    Any diesel pickup. Especially when fitted with stacks or a lift kit. (I like regular diesels, it's just the vibe)

    T-Rexes.

    Plymouth panthers.

    Mitsubishi Eclipses.

    Anything "Stance" or "hellaflush"

    Anything with a fart can. Most notably, civics.

    All car-trucks: el caminos, that modern Chevy whatever, etc.

    All cheap, old diesels (i like them, and they are practical but can you say hippy-douche?)

    Scion Xb (my phone even tried to auto-correct that to xbox) and tc

    Now I will get flamed for this but the Cadillac cts-v. Amazing car but highly Douchey.

    Veloster, genesis coupe

    Vette

    Porsche(a)

    Used cop cars (the tailgate you douche)

    Kia soul

  • HTWHLS

    It truly hurts to say it, but owning a brace of C5's exposed to be a load of douche-iness I never expected. After a couple of years, I stopped going to "Corvette Only" events for that reason, (unless they were to benefit charity). Someone mentioned how piping color and claimps were used to try and explain the difference between the exact same cars – man..that's Corvette d-bagginess too!

    It's sad as it doesn't need to be like that..but it is. I still love my C5 and nothing makes me laugh out loud or puts a smile you can't remove without a 2X4 on my face like taking it out for a ride…maybe getting it sideways through a turn or just cruising effortlessly at 85 with the stereo cranking SRV…but …yes, the taint of dbag is always there.

  • garytherival

    Any Mustang with the 4.0L V6. They always think they're driving the pinnacle of automotive design and performance.

  • Shortthrow

    1. Lifted diesel pickups "rollin' coal". They should stick every one of those f*ckers in the nearest crusher–maybe their Ed Hardy dragon shirt-wearing owners too.

    2. Hummer of any variety, but particularly H2 & H3 models.

    3. Any small or mid-level Audi/BMW/Acura, particularly the "S, M or Type R" varieties.

    4. Mercedes CLA, GL and GLK (great video on YouTube if you type in "Mercedes enthusiasts reaction to the CLA").

    5. Any Land Rover not driven by an African or Australian bushman. Particularly a RR Sport or LR3/4 driven by a non-female. Discos are ok and fullfat Rangies are ok too, because you probably work on your Disco yourself and hell, the fullfat Rangie does royal service along with the stuff from Crewe so it passes muster in my book, but most dudes I see cruising in RR Sports or LR4s have the true douche thing going and typically drive them like assholes, particularly hauling balls away from every stoplight–no wonder the govt is up all the car makers' asses about improving fuel economy, because any 'Murican with a giant ass SUV drives it like a Gallardo—GL, Suburban and Tahoe drivers included.

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