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Hooniversal Secret NinjaClaus… The Third!

Jo Schmo November 23, 2012 Announcements, Featured 18 Comments

Welp, it’s that time of year again.  A time for giving, a time for receiving… random crap from strangers you met on the internetz.

Third times a charm right?  Let us hope so.  Round 1 we started late but seemed like an overall success.  Round 2 was a bit disorganized and it seems not everyone got their gift, but for the most part turned out ok.  This time I have faith that we can pull this together and make it a raging success!  The rules?  Same as before:

There are no rules.  See how easy I am?  Ok, so don’t send anything that might get the FBI knocking on your door.  Anthrax is probably not a good idea.  Starter fluid or a gallon of high-octane racing fuel, while fitting, probably isn’t a good idea either.  I am purposely omitting a “cap” to keep it interesting.  You might have a dusty old carburetor that is worthless to you but might be gold to someone else.  You might have a toy car that you paid a buck for that could be worth dozens of dollars to another hoon.  You get the idea. 

We are going to blow the dust off the official HSNC facebook page for those that care to join, and for you one-percenters (non-facebook users, not billionaires) that care to join you can send an email to ninjaclaus@atomictoasters.com.  Give us your name, nickname, address, date of birth, social security number, mother’s maiden name, bra size and interests and we will throw your name in a hat.

If you want to participate and can’t seem to come up with a gift, might I suggest a groovy t-shirt or sticker from our store?



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  • m4ff3w


  • I'm not ashamed to say I look forward to this every year!

  • jeepjeff

    Email sent. I carefully filled in all the information requested. Plz donut steel my idemnity.

    • no worries, I do need you to verify the last 4 of your SSN and give me your place of birth

      • jeepjeff

        7795, George, WA.

        • checks out, you are in! Also, do you prefer red or black lace bras?

          • jeepjeff

            Red and Black are both good. Lace is a must. Surprise me.

  • YEAY!!!!

    Now who wants a rusty English fender?!?

  • The Professor

    Good lord! Is it that time of year again? Damn, and I just dumped all of the sawdust I had.

  • BobWellington

    I've got some tasty used coolant. Goes great with turkey.

  • chrystlubitshi

    I missed last year. but look forward to joining the fun again this year!!!

    seeing the post above mine (from HycoSpeed) reminds me that I need to get a copy of the pic my wife has on her office door which has a picture of each of these above the words:

    Monkey Toes (Not Equal to) Mojitoes

  • Maymar

    My parents are trying to sell their house, which means I have to clear out 25 years of car stuff. It's awesome I'll have someone to foist it on!

  • NothingHappens

    Two years ago, NinjaClaus the First, Ms. Ambersand sent me a pile of wonderful goodies (and I sent some lego to a fellow in the midwest).

    My entire home smell of gasoline for about 3 months because I tried to clean the old Carter single barrel carb out, in a shower stall. It was amazing. I am so in this year!