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Robert Emslie November 13, 2012 Last Call 21 Comments

One of the attractions of motorcycles is their elemental mechanical nature – the ability to ride what’s little more than an engine strapped to two wheels. Crustaceans, on the other hand, are known for their hard exoskeletons, which cloak their tasty goodness. It’s hard to imagine that someone thought what the world needed was the combination of the two, but here is proof that someone did indeed think just that.  

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  1. JayP2112 says:

    Looks like something Jr would build.

  2. Scandinavian Flick says:

    Coming up, on the all new American Lobster: Senior vs Junior, the end to a saga started at Orange County Lobsters…

    "This kitchen that we're in is only going to lead to one place. All this passion and drawn butter brought us together. And drove us apart. It only makes sense that this ends where it started. With the grill."

    "It's important to move on. Within this fish tank is where it all started. And now, we're going to eat it."

    Special guest appearance from celebrity chef, Gordon Ramsay.

    • JayP2112 says:

      Man, I watched that junk when it first started… then the show became unwatchable.

      So this Fast N' Loud show is on- I drive by their shop every day, see them in traffic and one of my track pals has made the show.

      Now the Gas Monkey guys are in a build off with Jr, Sr and Jesse James (I think).
      I try to get out, but they keep dragging me back in.

      • apfeifer3 says:

        Fast N' Loud is fun to watch sometimes but Richard Rawlings isn't my favorite person. He just seems sleezy, and lies saying he has the Cannonball Record. That bugs me the most. He broke it but won't Admit Alex Roy smoked him.

      • Scandinavian Flick says:

        Pretty much all of those shows are in the category of, "I'll watch it if it's all that's on and I'm really that bored."

        Also, I live in a house where I'm not the one paying for cable…

  3. Batshitbox says:

    I always knew the Custom Cruiser market were a bunch of bottom feeders.

    "Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
    And heard the ruckus that rises from the pipes
    Of lonely men in wife-beaters, burning out their tires?…

    I should have been a pair of ragged claws
    Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.

  4. boostedlegowgn says:

    Funny, normally I hear Harley-Davidson and think "crabs."

  5. Tomsk says:

    So…would this qualify as a hardtail or a softtail?

  6. Mad_Science says:

    Ride's as smooth as butter…

  7. Alff says:

    A lot of choppers are bought just to get tail.

  8. wisc47 says:

    What's the Top Gear motto? Delicious but rubbish?

  9. Vavon says:

    A Triumph of man over food…

  10. Jeff says:

    I would ride it but only in a pinch

  11. POLAЯ says:

    Can't help but wonder how that lobster would sound with a good set of Trapps?

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  12. fodder650 says:

    Do you know what they shelled out for this?

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