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Last Call- Harley Lobsterson Edition

Robert Emslie November 13, 2012 Last Call 21 Comments

One of the attractions of motorcycles is their elemental mechanical nature – the ability to ride what’s little more than an engine strapped to two wheels. Crustaceans, on the other hand, are known for their hard exoskeletons, which cloak their tasty goodness. It’s hard to imagine that someone thought what the world needed was the combination of the two, but here is proof that someone did indeed think just that.  

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  • JayP2112

    Looks like something Jr would build.

    • http://hooniverse.com/ Batshitbox

      Plans to build a Lobster Bike were scuttled.

  • $kaycog
  • Scandinavian Flick

    Coming up, on the all new American Lobster: Senior vs Junior, the end to a saga started at Orange County Lobsters…

    "This kitchen that we're in is only going to lead to one place. All this passion and drawn butter brought us together. And drove us apart. It only makes sense that this ends where it started. With the grill."

    "It's important to move on. Within this fish tank is where it all started. And now, we're going to eat it."

    Special guest appearance from celebrity chef, Gordon Ramsay.

    • JayP2112

      Man, I watched that junk when it first started… then the show became unwatchable.

      So this Fast N' Loud show is on- I drive by their shop every day, see them in traffic and one of my track pals has made the show.

      Now the Gas Monkey guys are in a build off with Jr, Sr and Jesse James (I think).
      I try to get out, but they keep dragging me back in.

      • apfeifer3

        Fast N' Loud is fun to watch sometimes but Richard Rawlings isn't my favorite person. He just seems sleezy, and lies saying he has the Cannonball Record. That bugs me the most. He broke it but won't Admit Alex Roy smoked him.

      • Scandinavian Flick

        Pretty much all of those shows are in the category of, "I'll watch it if it's all that's on and I'm really that bored."

        Also, I live in a house where I'm not the one paying for cable…

  • http://hooniverse.com/ Batshitbox

    I always knew the Custom Cruiser market were a bunch of bottom feeders.

    "Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
    And heard the ruckus that rises from the pipes
    Of lonely men in wife-beaters, burning out their tires?…

    I should have been a pair of ragged claws
    Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.

  • boostedlegowgn

    Funny, normally I hear Harley-Davidson and think "crabs."

  • http://www.sub5zero.com/ Tomsk

    So…would this qualify as a hardtail or a softtail?

    • Tiller188

      Depends on how long you boil it.

  • http://www.hooniverse.com Mad_Science

    Ride's as smooth as butter…

  • C³-Cool Cadillac Cat
  • http://www.flowerpowerkc.com Alff

    A lot of choppers are bought just to get tail.

  • wisc47

    What's the Top Gear motto? Delicious but rubbish?

  • Vavon

    A Triumph of man over food…

  • Jeff

    I would ride it but only in a pinch


    Can't help but wonder how that lobster would sound with a good set of Trapps?

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  • fodder650

    Do you know what they shelled out for this?

    • gearz1

      A lot of clams?

      • BobWellington

        I sea what you did there.


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