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Last Call- All You Can Eat Edition

Robert Emslie November 7, 2012 Last Call 31 Comments

It was noted by many in response to last evening’s Last Call that a lot of you don’t live in here the US. Because of that – as a public service, so to speak – I wanted to provide you with an example of what it’s like to live here.

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  • pizzahoon

    Only in 'murica

  • Devin

    Today, I was feeling bad because I have a bunch of garbage in my passenger side footwell.

    Now I feel not so bad. Thanks!


    Any chance Boardwalk piece #946 is in there?

  • $kaycog
    • POLAЯ

      Yeah, can I get a Big Muck combo with large flies.

      • $kaycog

        I think I could get you a BK Slopper.

        • POLAЯ

          That almost sounds sexy, but I'll take one as long as I can get a McSlurry for dessert!

          • Whatever you get, be sure to wash it down with a nice, refreshing Rashairy Nastea.

    • Note to self: Avoid parking the KV next to dumpsters.

    • I think this is the first time I've ever seen the Smart Car prototype.

  • JayP2112

    Bless their heart they didn't toss it out the window.

  • boostedlegowgn

    "…better make it a diet coke."

  • joshwebster84

    Oh come on now. I am so sick of hearing Americans talk shit about fast food, poor education, or any of the other stupid stereotypes foreigners have about us. No one thinks you are superior to your countrymen because you do that. You don't hear Frenchmen talking about how their people smell bad.
    This is not a common occurrence in America and you know it. Grow up.

    • tempesjo

      I would add "hubristic" to your list of stereotypes foreigners have about us.

    • "You don't hear Frenchmen talking about how their people smell bad."

      It's hard to know whether that's the case. I don't speak French.

      • danleym

        For the record, from someone who does speak French, and spent a little time in France, talking with Frenchmen, yes, they do. Maybe not smelling bad per se, but the guys I knew joked around the same way.

  • lilpoindexter

    Hmmm…I wonder what, if any, political party this person affiliates them self with?

  • Relevant.

    [youtube Ce67aakGfig http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce67aakGfig youtube]

  • OA5599

    You would never find a car in England looking like this.

    All the trash would be piled on the other side of the car.

  • Suddenly I'm hungry … for a cross country road trip.

  • wisc47

    Where's the beef?

  • Alcology

    Impacted away in their colon

    • POLAЯ

      Two all beef patties,
      special sauce,
      lettuce, cheese,
      impacted in a sesame seed spackled bum.

  • dukeisduke

    Thankfully I've never seen a car that bad. I've seen cars full of junk, or full of trash, but not fast food trash. And McDonalds? Yuck.

  • aastrovan

    Thank you for that photo of your car Mr. Emslie.
    Could you post one of your Kitchen?Or was that it?

  • BobWellington

    I don't know how someone can willingly eat at McDonald's.

  • Van_Sarockin

    Nice. You've just got to admire that kind of consistency and dedication. Reminds me of a friend who always used to just toss trash on the floor of his car. Once it had built up to the point that it would start to fall out when you opened the door, then he's do a thorough clean out. And start back in filling it up.

  • Target29

    One company I used to drive for had a Kenworth K100 COE that we would throw all our trash in the passenger seat. It would only be cleaned out under two scenarios –
    1. Some one would open the passenger door
    2. It reached the top of the dog house (hump above engine) and interfered with the shifting

  • vroomsocko

    This reminds me of a dude I worked with. He had a mid 80's Olds Toronado that was completely filled fast food wrappers. I would hate to open that car door after sitting in the hot sun.