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Hoonimerch: Let’s Try This Again…

the_missus April 25, 2012 All Things Hoon, Featured, For Sale, The Store 74 Comments


Update – as of this morning (4-26-2012) we have sold out! Thank you so much to those of you who have ordered!!  For those who didn’t get a chance to buy one (or 5), we are placing a new order right now for more decals (in a few more color options to boot).  We will let you all know when they are available. 

After patiently (or not so patiently) waiting 2 1/2 years, and working through a false start on Friday (sorry about that…), we are now ready to officially launch the Hooniverse Shop (at least we think we are).  We are starting out super small with only decals, and only 60 of them.  We really have no idea how well (or poorly) this will go, so we thought we would start out slow so that the Mad_Science household  garage doesn’t fill with unsellable Hooniverse paraphernalia. 

So jump on over to the Hooniverse Shop, where you can buy some of these nifty decals for $3.50 each (and free shipping!).  If this experiment goes well we will continue to add items to the store to supply you with cool Hooniverse gear to show off to all your friends.  If it goes poorly, well at least we have some cool decals to give our relatives at Christmas…



  • acarr260

    It's not working. I just see "Index of /" when I click on the link. I'm using Firefox 11.

    • There are 11 versions of Firefox already!!??
      I remember using 3.1 like… very recently. :-\

      • the_missus

        This comment was from Friday, when things went bonkers…. sorry…

      • FuzzyPlushroom

        They've changed their model from 'perfectly logical' (patches warrant an x.x.x increment, reasonable changes being x.x, serious overhauls a new version altogether) to 'incomprehensible bullshit' (added a feature? NEW VERSION GUYS) allegedly with the intent of rolling out new features faster.

        At least that's how I understand it. I'm still waiting for 'uses less than half a gig of RAM' to be one of those 'new features', though.

      • TurboBrick

        They changed the version numbering system. Now instead of sub-versions, it's just a whole new version every 6 weeks.

      • acarr260

        That was 5 days ago… I'm now on Firefox 12. Seriously. I think they're trying to compete with Adobe (or maybe Java) for the most updates.

  • Devin

    I'll admit I don't usually use decals, but will be interested in shirt-like products.

    • I have five of my best guys on it!

      • the_missus

        By that he means me, the two kids and our dog. You should see the designs Buddy the dog has come up with for the shirts…

        • Devin

          Dogs are famous for their graphic design abilities.

          • Yes, they are responsible for some very fetching work.

        • PowerTryp

          I missed the R in that last word and wondered why you were talking about that. Then I re read it.

  • make one with black text so it can clash with a gold roll bar.

  • Just to make sure, these go on the outside of the glass?

    • It looks that way, which is why I only bought five.

    • yes

    • OA5599

      Unless you want to put it on the inside so you can read it through your rearview mirror.

  • LostOnJalopnik

    Do I need to get drunk and post most of my address again?

    • LostOnJalopnik

      I can't wait to see how much poo comes to my mailbox.

      • Scandinavian Flick

        Which type would you like? NSFW-ish warning (pictures of poop) http://www.poopsenders.com/

        • LostOnJalopnik

          GREAT! UPS just pulled up out front….

          /bookmarked for future gift ideas.

  • Scandinavian Flick

    Any plans for doing them in black? I love the design, and I am interested in getting 4, but if there are plans for black stickers I'll hold out…

    • Scandinavian Flick

      Upon further evaluation of my want/need impulse, I will be ordering 2 when I get home tonight.

      Put me down for 4 in black if/when you make them.

  • We are discussing other colors… Personally, I am interested in a Silver, but others keep voicing Black. Maybe we will run a poll.

    • Kogashiwa

      I would go for a silver one for sure. Match my bike.

  • skitter

    In the future, I'd be happy to purchase Hoonimerch before it's even made, like with a forum doing a bulk order. You might be able to do a forum post to establish some minimum quantity before you do a run. And if there's any way I can be useful, please let me know.

    • omg_grip

      I kind of like this idea. Like a group buy on shirts/hats.

      You could even just do it once a year or something and not have to worry about it year-round

  • PotbellyJoe

    And one is on the way to NJ…

  • Stu_Rock

    I like it, but I can't think of any places I'd put it where it would last. I could use some inside-adhesive stickers, though.

    • the_missus

      Toolbox, the dashboard of your car, inside the hood…..ummm the back of your laptop or on the case of your desktop…. your oven, fridge, work bench, your boss's car, your neighbor's car….

      • Stu_Rock

        but no one except for me would see the sticker in any of those places (except the last two).

        • the_missus

          You just need to throw more parties and casually point out the awesome decals plastered around your house.

      • Van_Sarockin


        • Scandinavian Flick

          I know a certain water barrel barrier at a turn lane on my commute that needs something awesome plastered over a bunch Jesus stickers…

  • I tried to say it on Friday, but I will say it again: I am so pleased you beat [Redacted] to the sticker-punch.

    The ones I ordered on Friday are still on the way though, right?

    • the_missus

      Yes, though I don't know your real name, I had 6 orders on Friday, and they all went out with the postman yesterday. I will be sending out emails for the completed orders this afternoon.

      All the orders from today will be processed tonight/tomorrow (an activity best to do when little ones are not under foot).

  • rennsport964

    This hoon now has two stickers on order. They will be displayed proudly in the mens room two P-cars.

  • Age_of_Aerostar

    Whoo Hoo! Ordered 2 before they're sold out!

  • PowerTryp

    If I wern't at work I'd be placing my order right now. But because I am I'll have to wait. Damn.

  • Purchased two. One for the truck and one for the toolbox.

  • optflv

    Lurker buy sticker…. yes.

  • e46christopher

    Mine will go on the toolbox or the floor jack.

  • Van_Sarockin

    Shit. Now I have to go and buy a helmet.

    • PowerTryp

      That's a good idea, cept my helmet is white…

      • I… made that mistake too.

        AND I fucked it up a bit in the process…

        Oh well, Tim had the bright idea to spray paint over it, and use it as an impromptu stencil, which I just might do.

        <img src="http://i.imgur.com/0Ih6s.jpg&quot; width="500">

  • rovingardener

    Two on order. So now I have to buy another car. Dammit.

  • robthesquare

    I usually lurk here, but I decided to create and account and express my undying love for this website. Thanks for the work that you guys put into this. Keep it up!

    I've got one on order for the Miata, BTW.

    • Deartháir

      That earned a thumbs-up-clicky from me!

  • SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY Just placed my order. Now to decide which vehicle/object/etc. gets the privilege of wearing it. Hrmmmm….

  • vwminispeedster

    3 ordered. Also, fee free to bring them to Seconds Saturdays to sell to the masses. You can market them as FREE WITH THE PURCHASE OF A $3.50 BACON SCONE!!


    According to Storenvy, POLAЯ gots the LAST STICKER!

  • Scandinavian Flick

    Argh! Crap! I forgot to put in my order last night!

    Hey… POLAЯ, I'll fight you for it…

  • dukeisduke

    Still looking for a reversed version (in white), for the inside of the glass.

    (they last a lot longer that way)

  • edgar

    hola tengo un Datsun 1962, me venderia piezas (volante, logos. rines)

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  • Ian Niederer

    getting an error message at checkout, undefined method api webhooks

  • Bob Teagle

    Where may I purchase the ‘Hooniverse’ window transfers. Or, are you still sold out?