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Deartháir March 20, 2012 Quick Shifts 38 Comments

Strangest application of Rule 34 I've ever seen.

We’re starting into an election season here in Alberta, or so everyone suspects, and this bus has been making the rounds of  smaller towns, carrying the Wildrose party leader. This is all the more amusing since the Wildrose Alliance is the sort of party that likes to get offended by everything, and though they’ve tried very hard to clean up their image in the last few months, I can’t imagine this is helping.

[Image source: Huffington Post; Hat-tip to Feds for the link!]

  • $kaycog

    It could be worse. It could have pink wheels.

    • mr. mzs zsm msz esq

      It could be better. It could have tassels.

    • Pink center caps?

      Though it would be worse if one was dented.

  • DemonXanth
    • Re: Pic #2

      Proof there should be a Megan's Law for vehicles.

    • tonyola

      Picture #2: Oh, my. There is a terribly rude and stereotypical joke here.

    • The Professor

      Oh my, I had to chuckle at those. Now I need to stop coughing…

  • She's very pneumatic but I'll bet they're retreads.

  • Devin

    Girls Gone WildRose.

    • Deartháir


      • OA5599
        • Deartháir

          Now I feel better for not thinking of it.

          Also: Holy shit, I didn't even think [Redacted] was still around!

        • Devin

          For the record, I did not see [redacted].

          • Deartháir

            Me neither. I wouldn't have run it if I had known they already did… but it's not like anyone reads that site anyhow.

            • Feds_II

              Aww, now I feel bad for sending it to you.

              Believe me though, I definitely got it from HuffPo and not [redacted].

              I read Huffpo all the time now, I keep hoping they're going to post DIY plans for the phone dialing robots.

              • Deartháir

                It's okay, I don't hold it against you. It's an honest mistake.

                Now go sit in the corner.

            • Devin

              Don't worry about running things they run, because who goes there on purpose?

            • OA5599

              There's nothing to read, ever since they stopped employing writers who use words, but I do look at pictures there sometimes.

              • pj134

                I think it was more the writers who use words no longer wanted to be employed by them over them no longer employing writers who use words.

                It's funny, for a bit it was kind of a beacon of the credibility of internet journalism which immediately degraded to being the exemplification of all things negative involved in using the term "blog" to describe a website.

                • I still go there regularly, but some of the comments re the Chinese Ferrari crash post today are just…

  • pj134

    Somebody needs to hit the wheels/tires with some spray paint for the greater good.

  • OA5599

    An awful case of asymmetry.

    • The Professor

      Yeah, she has an innie and and outie.

      • Something for everyone.

  • krasny

    Michelin Pilot Sport (D) Cups?

  • Torque those nipples all day long.

    • mr. mzs zsm msz esq

      Might be hard, one's an inie.

  • tempesjo

    Is it a little cold out here, or are you just sort of happy to see me?

  • Looks like the right one has a mileage counter on it. I'd rather not know how many miles she has on her.

    • Devin

      I think she's been around the block a few times.

  • I'll bet it looks interesting, when the bus hits a series of deep potholes.

    • TDI_FTW

      Hasn't anyone with crazy gif skills made a gif with the tires moving as if they're going through potholes?

  • tonyola

    The fact that one is an outie and the other is an innie is particularly disturbing.

    • Maymar

      She is hard right, so it sort of makes sense.

  • Number_Six

    Pneumatic is not a word I'd normally have associated with Ms Smith…

  • Van_Sarockin

    Once you go carbon black…

  • RegalRegalia

    I'm embarrassed at how long it took me to get it (three seconds)