Last Call- They See Me Rollin’, They Be Hatin’ Edition
It’s not enough to adorn your Honda Goldwing trike with statuary and gold bling everywhere, if you really want to be noticed, ride it wearing only patterned leather boots and your underwear.
Image: [AbuNawaf]
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So I see it's "No Pants Thursday"…
(Is no one going to tell him it's Tuesday?)
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Things that can't be unseen
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I'd thumbs up this but then I'd hate myself.
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This monstrosity brought to you SPEEDO
Are those Ed Hardy Boots?
The horns play the melody to Macho Man
Didn't know they made Torque Thrusts in 4-lug
The Austin Powers Goldmember sequel get's off to a bad start
Gold Torque Thrusts. Now I've seen freaking everything…
With enough money an not enough taste anything can be gold plated.
Living in a world where everyone's a brick wall would screw you up.
Their all built like a BRICK HOUUUSE
In China that's actually known as a LeadWing
When they told me it was a naked bike I was expecting something different.
HA! Nicely played
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In the trunk 20 pounds of KY Jelly
Where was this earlier? I need to change my answer to my favorite two-wheeled cruiser!
What's that you say?
One, two, thr… Dammit!
Opulence, I has it.
Taste, not so much.
Granted, I'm viewing this on a phone, but is that peewee Herman?
Does it look like a Florida movie theater?
Cowboy Curtis has really let himself go…
Meka leka hi, meka GoldWing GO!
Why, yes it is.
Chow Yun Fat on his day off
No, that's his cousin that likes to star in John Woo's "seedier" movies.
Gold is $1700 an ounce. 401k LOLWUT?
My other car is a PT Cruiser…
Even the streetlight doesn't want to look at that.
Now that's tacky, seriously, it's 2012 already, what's with the Hawaiian shirt!?
OMG!
He's not wearing a helmet.
What's that tiny little black thing perched atop his head?
It's the hat of the guy standing behind him. I had to go look closer. At first, I thought it was ponytail bump and a really ugly woman.
Kim Jong Il isn't dead – he's rolling to a meetup with Elvis and Tupac.
As always, relieved to see, "No related posts."
Welp. Time to renew the eye bleach prescription.
Clorox FTW!
So undescribably awful that it justifies all other lame, halfhearted embarrassing trikes. Perhaps that list of Craig's contains other statuettes of gold that I may obtain for mere coppers?
Is there something out of the ordinary about the cruiser trike in the picture?
They ALL look like that to me.
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the Acura grill badge
E37
In other news, I saw a car just like mine in the classifieds with only 100k (Km) on it. That's 250% less! It's 1800$. That's 222% less! Than I paid. Yes I paid too much.
I don't need a parts car, especially one that may just be in better shape then my actual car, but it's hard to resist. I have a hard time believing that not spending this not-all-that-much-really amount of money could overall be to my benefit. Even though I would have more money and 85% of my car storage capacity full (rather than 185%, which is how full it would be if I had another one). I can even think of other things I'd rather do with the money, it's just that I'm the sort of person who 'buy one get one free' works on.
So I guess I've sort of talked myself out of that? I kind of hope so. You are subjected to my neurotic ramblings regardless, haha!
TL;DR: Yes it is and you shouldn't have.
I wish to withdraw the comment I made yesterday, in response to the Bajaj Tempo Hanseat, in which I expressed my delight at more coverage of three-wheelers.
On the bright side, I remain convinced of the superiority of tadpoles over deltas.
I wrote in a different post that "I've always liked Honda Goldwings" I will not be able to repeat that sentence anymore. Ever. Now I will have to be more specific when I talk about Goldwings.
Ps: hasn't anyone figured out how to implement an "Unsee Now" button?
It's labeled "N".
I'm afraid……..very afraid.
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