Last Call- Pretty Fly Edition
One can only hope that on the other side of those tires someone has thought to install a trampoline and that next to the track there exists a down pillow warehouse that always keeps their windows open.
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Although Frank finally perfected the first half of the motorcycle ejection seat system, he realizes he should have worked on the second half first.
Damn you gravity!
Because it's failed him or because it's going to succeed?
The trick to flying, by Douglas Adams http://www.extremelysmart.com/humor/howtofly.php
I've been trying that for years. Someday, I'll get distracted at just the right moment.
"Knee's pinch the tank, squeeze the lever, and look through the corner, I've got this. Damn that chick is hot! Good lord, how can she stand so close to turn one's tires? What kind of marshal would allow that? My god, look at that… wait, where did the bike go?"
You go where you look.
I'd like to shine the big Hoon symbol in the sky, and see if anyone knows a good mechanic in or around Birmingham, Alabama, to give a second opinion on a used car for my mother.
Duck, tuck and roll. I'm not going to tell you twice.
I'd just like to share something I saw on my lunch break.
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Yup! Civic Hybrid! Sorry that stupid Carrera thing got in the way…
Duuuuuuuuude. Nice find, however, the hybrid has a set of slotted moon disks standard. I think you found an EX. Not quite an Si, but still a premium, rare ride. It's got the bigger 1.8L engine, 16" alloy wheels (those bad boys in the picture came stock from the factory!) and real 5-speed automatic transmission instead of a CVT.
It's too bad that stupid Porsche got in the way. You should have chased after the Civic and gotten some better pics.
Those weird blue wheels are blocking the view of the rear of the Civic. Now I can't see whether it's equipped with a proper fartcan….
"Did I turn off the stove?"
Super Stig deals a devastating blow to his arch nemesis, Apriliator!
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Suddenly, I really want to grow my pony tail back.
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Wow. At first he appears to set up an oscillation that periodically put him in a lane with incoming traffic. He seems to get things more under control later in the video, but doing this in the first place is nutty enough without doing it on public roads with traffic.
It is pretty nucking futs. Entertaining… but futs.
Here, hold my vodka
Hasn't this guy ever seen Superman? You have to stick your arms out in front if you want to fly!
Man, this new bike handles as if it didn't weigh anything.
Yes. But once the sensation of lightness is achieved, the cornering goes to hell.
Somehow this looks like it might have hurt between the legs. I'm hoping there's a hot tub filled with beautiful women where he's flying to.
Pretty fly for a light guy.
Tony Stark test an early iteration of the Iron Man suit. Before it had its own propulsion system.
It's all about visualization. Once you master that, you hardly need the bike.
Simplify, and then add lightness.