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Your fantasies may not involve station wagons exclusively. You in fact, may entertain hopeful imaginations that perhaps involve you and Superman being BFFs, or maybe the discovery of a hitherto unknown breed of magic unicorn. Regardless of those distractions, I am pretty certain that the vast majority of your fantasizing revolves around what cars would make most excellent station wagons. I mean, who doesn’t?

The station wagon is not an exclusively American invention, but it is intrinsically connected to our great nation and the post-war suburban sprawl that today defines it. The ability to carry copious quantities of cargo, or a gaggle of little leaguers to an after-game celebratory slice of pie and coke is a major plus, especially while giving the typical pilot – the suburban mom – the security of ‘driving like a car’ whilst doing it. Today, there are still a few wagons left on the market, but most have been killed off, first by the SUV, and now the Crossover.

Neither of those beasts can hold a candle to a Vista Cruiser or Country Squire when it comes to style, or providing fond memories of the family vacation. And while there are a few wagons still holding on, like the polar bear, it’s hard to tell if the breed will make it or not. That’s why we need an endangered species act for cars, and the first on the list would be the family wagon. If that were the case, we could not only stem the tide of wagon attrition, but like another American icon- the bison, we could swell their numbers so they won’t become something our grand kids see only in museums and the movies. And if we’re going to do so, we need to determine which cars would make the best breeding stock, which means it’s up to you to say which car should turn your fantasy wagon into a fantasy no more.

Image source: [CWW Car Design]

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Currently there are "102 comments" on this Article:

  1. Dutch says:

    Oh that Challenger is just wrong! Why do I find it so attractive? I feel so dirty…

  2. JayP2112 says:

    A few years ago when Ford was talking up the 50th anniversary of the Mustang, they gave an impression that Mustang would become it's own brand including a sedan, maybe a wagon. Mustang Shelby GT500 Falcon Ranch Wagon??

  3. OA5599 says:

    The Challenger wagon would be just fine, but make mine a two door, please.

    <img src="http://pulpfictionbmfwallet.com/umawagon.jpg&quot; width=500>

    • vwminispeedster says:

      There is a certain E30 racing LeMons team that races the Kill Phil Pussy Wagen. It's pretty cool but they have "upgraded" to a Chevy 350 powered Lotus Elite. What could possibly go wrong?

  4. Tanshanomi says:

    A G8 GXP two-door wagon. Sorry if I'm being too repetitive.
    <img src="http://www.tanshanomi.com/temp/g8-2doorwagon.jpg"&gt;

  5. JeffieWasHere says:

    <img src="http://nozama.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54ed05fc28833011168fd93f7970c-400wi"&gt;

    Wait, what?

    Actually, although Pontiac is gone, a G8 Wagon would be sweet. I'm all about gas mileage, however, so maybe a return of the high roof 4 wheel drive wagons of the Corolla and Civic variety would be nice, too.

  6. PotbellyJoe says:

    My dream wagon already exists, I just have to wait out the depreciation…

    <img src="http://www.zercustoms.com/news/images/Cadillac/th1/Cadillac-CTS-V-Wagon-1.jpg"&gt;

    Of course my family man reality means i am also hoping Chevy builds and brings Cruze Wagon here.

  7. TDI_FTW says:

    Audi Avantissimo with 4.2 V8 TDI, rear wheel drive and manual gear box. Two rear facing seats to make it a seven seater.

    <img src="http://photo.netcarshow.com/Audi-Avantissimo_Concept_2001_photo_09.jpg&quot; width="600">

  8. Feds_II says:

    Well, I'm so out of touch with the new car market that I'm just going to say this:

    <img src="http://www.renaultavantime.com/uploads/images/avantime/14.jpg&quot; width=500>

    Only 4 more years and I can bring one to Canada.

  9. BradleyBrownell says:

    Ford Country Squire. That's all that has to be said to strike lust in the hearts of sexy babes the worldd over!

  10. flr1975 says:

    Ferrari Daytona Shooting Brake.

  11. Remdog says:

    Obviously the new 9-5 Sportcombi. It didn't have to be a dream until the bankruptcy. So close.

  12. The_Yellow_Box says:

    Walkinshaw G8 without those wheels.
    <img src="http://strumors.automobilemag.com/files/2010/03/28553785-623×423.jpg&quot; width="400">

    I've always been in love with this generation of the RS4 Avant
    <img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1103/568696506_f122172924.jpg&quot; width="400">

  13. i truly torn between the G8 and challenger wagons. oh to dream…

    this is my real dream wagon however…
    <img src="http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3209/3286038973_78b9287a0d_b.jpg"&gt;

  14. hwyengr says:

    <img src="http://www.teppersautosales.com/images/1601151507.216536206.IM1.02.565x421_A.562×421.jpg&quot; width="500">

    Not just any run of the mill V70 T5, though. But one of the handful of 5-speeds that were sold in the US.

  15. Irishzombieman says:

    I grew up in Chrysler land yachts. Early years were spent being carted around by my mom in two different 1966 New Yorkers and a couple Imperials. My own first car was a 1978 New Yorker. Huge cars felt comfortable.

    But familiarity breeds contempt (long since cured) and I dreamed of huge cars from exotic places and the epitome of these dreams was the Mercedes 600.

    Now I betcha I could've fit any of the three New Yorkers inside the space occupied by a standard 600 with literal feet to spare in every direction.

    The only thing better would be to make the gargantuan car gargantuaner.

    <img src="http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/7893/grosserwagon.jpg&quot; width="600/">

  16. Alcology says:

    Luckily two of my dream wagons are in my driveway, AMC Eagle and a Subaru Legacy. I'm currently trying to cure the Eagle of it's automatic trans with a manual. Luckily the Legacy is a manual. I don't know what would be next on the list. Avant, mazda 6, or probably some extended time over here: http://velocityresource.com/default.aspx. Lots of love for the wagon there.

  17. Tanshanomi says:

    This belongs to my boss, and every time I examine it close up, it causes deep longing in my soul.

    <img src="http://www.tanshanomi.com/temp/armacost_front_quarter.jpg"&gt;

  18. Van_Sarockin says:

    1800ES
    9-5 Sportcombi
    Jerrari
    Breadvan
    Lagonda wagon

  19. Scandinavian Flick says:

    I basically just want every other version of my current car, (excluding the sedan, even though it's sexy too) which happen to be the two that we don't get. I would seriously buy a wagon and a ute of the same damn thing. I love this car so much.

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/y4wKo.jpg"&gt;

  20. domino_vitali says:

    shooting brake, please. preferably BMW M series.

  21. hotrodrendering says:

    Am I the lone dissenter?
    I had to ride in station wagons as a kid, it is no more fun than riding in a minivan.
    Kids in station wagons got laughed at by kids who rode in in Javlins, Mustangs, Camaros and 4 door sedans. (when I was a kid)
    I don't like station wagons, I don't like mini vans, and will own neither.
    I do own a 4 door 4wd truck, but I also raise pigs and my kid shows her pony, so I actually have a reason to have that monster.
    My daily driver and school taxi is my 05 mustang.
    The scars of childhood rear their ugly head.

    • Devin says:

      Yes. I've got a hatchback right now as a daily driver, and will continue to buy hatches, wagons, and so on for that purpose, because they're so much more useful. Need to carry a bike? Wagon! Need to take friends on a ski holiday? Wagon! Need to have a fun car that can also carry an armoire? Wagon!

      They're basically everything good about cars and can also carry big bulky objects.

  22. joshuman says:

    My personal dream wagon is an RS6 Avant. If it comes with a rear-facing third-row, all the better.

    We will be in the market for a replacement to the XC90 in April. The new family hauler needs seven usable seats. We like wagons but have outgrown all the wagons for sale in the United States. I want the people and cargo capacity of a Suburban in a more tightly packaged wagon format.

    • dr zero says:

      It's surprising how much love the RS6 gets, while the E63 and M5 estates are largely ignored. Really, sa far as I'm concerned, the more 500hp wagons there are, the better.

  23. topdeadcentre says:

    Someday, some automaker's marketing team is going to need a new direction. By then crossovers will be old, full-size SUV's barely a memory, and minivans still the most hated vehicle in suburbia.

    They'll need something "fresh" and "new" for a big marketing push. And one of these bright young marketroids will remember that there were once wagons, but now they're a memory just waiting for a retro revival. Wagons won't cost too much more to make on the same production lines as the sedans and coupes, and can be built with many of the same parts. They're practical and save fuel over SUV's. They can be made sporty.

    And then the full-on media and internet blitz will come. They'll be giving wagons away on game shows. Pace wagons will lead NASCAR and Indy racing. Drivers will find them practical for cargo and family hauling, yet stylish enough that they don't look like they've given up everything and are forced to wallow around in minivans, prisoners to their children's activities and schedules.

    My dream wagon is all wagons. Any wagons.

    And maybe a brand new BMW 5-series Touring for my driveway. Thanks!
    <img src="http://www.bmwblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011_bmw_5-series_touring-11-655×425.jpg&quot; width="350/">

    And as an MVP bonus for dreaming up the biggest new auto marketing segment since they came up with cute-ute crossovers, a Cadillac CTS-V Wagon:
    <img src="http://image.motortrend.com/f/35322547%20w786%20ar1/2012-Cadillac-CTS-V-Wagon-front-three-quarters-2.jpg&quot; width="350/">

  24. Tomsk says:

    Definitely the Mercedes-Benz E220 CDI BlueEfficiency. 170hp 4-cylinder turbodiesel. 6-speed stick. 0-62 mph in 8.8 seconds. And combined 45 mpg (and that's the small US gallons).

    <img src="http://media.caranddriver.com/images/09q3/292410/2010-mercedes-benz-e220-cdi-wagon-euro-spec-photo-299370-s-787×481.jpg&quot; width="500" />

    Sigh…

  25. mr. mzs zsm msz esq says:

    <img src="http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1337/574808994_9feb2bf204.jpg&quot; width="500" height="375" alt="1976 Rover SD1 3500 Estate Prototype"> It was so close to reality even. Look at that useful cargo room too! <img src="http://www.aronline.co.uk/images/sd1estate_07.jpg&quot; width="500">

  26. Devin says:

    This might be slightly boring, but I want this in my driveway:

    <img src="http://emotorauto.com/wp-content/uploads/2012-ford-focus-wagon-21.jpg&quot; width="500">

    I also want more interesting things in my driveway in addition to that, of course. Keeping on a wagon theme, this could also find a home in my driveway:

    <img src="http://daddytypes.com/archive/bmw_m5_touring_violet.jpg"&gt;

    Plus a bunch of weird Kei-Cars and other Japanese oddities, a couple pretty pre-war things, some Buick Rivieras…

    My dream driveway is much longer than my real life driveway, incidentally.

  27. ademrudin says:

    Man, what I'd give for a clean '65 Country Squire with a 4-speed and a 300ci I6.

    Nothing wrong with a clean Datsun 510 wagon, though.

    What about a Citroen DS wagon? Haven't seen one of those in the comments yet…

    <img src="http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2011/10/43-LLC-Citroen_DS-1280px.jpg&quot; width="600">

    • dr zero says:

      There was a DS Safari sitting a block across from me for a couple of months. It didn't look like it was running (flat tires, the fact that it stayed in the same parking space for a couple of months), and some punk kids scrawled "Hogwarts Express" on it for some reason. It made me want to rescue it every time I drove or walked past.

  28. suju89 says:

    By applying the Holden Sportwagon style treatment to the Ford Falcon FG sedan, a quite attractive wagon is created.
    <img src="http://www.caradvice.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/fgwagonxr8.JPG&quot; width="400">

    Combine it with the supercharged 5.0 Coyote motor from the FPV GT335
    <img src="http://www.thomsonford.com.au/images/fpv/10-fpv-coyote-engine-55_resized.jpg&quot; width="400">

    Mix in some FPV Black series
    <img src="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-VKpKMjfVJYU/TiUCPAmksuI/AAAAAAAACUQ/bF2CzvLu64I/FPV-GT-Conceptcarscoop1.jpg&quot; width="400">

    And you have yourself an AMG E63 wagon chaser.

  29. Dr. Fine says:

    I guess I'm still wowed by the styling excess that sold cars when I was a kid. I still salivate at the thought of a 57 Buick or 61 Plymouth wagon; not just handsome wagons but gorgeous cars.
    <img src="http://bringatrailer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/1957_Buick_Century_Estate_Wagon_Custom_Sled_Rear_1.jpg&quot; width="600">
    <img src="http://www.allpar.com/images/plymouth/1962/wagon.jpg&quot; width="600">

  30. Vavon says:

    The only wagon I really lust after… Otherwise, just give me a hatchback!
    <img src="http://78.img.v4.skyrock.net/781/voitures1982/pics/283162947_1.jpg"&gt;

  31. Shit! I only gettting one choice? (quickly scanning the longroof image file in my library)

    Forget it. That choice could be a whole post for this olelongrooffan.

    Having said that, I will take any sedan based longroof that has ever been in production…Polish or not.

    or a Jerrari.

    • BlackIce_GTS says:

      Write that post!
      I can get it down to 6ish. If I wrote it down it would probably turn into 10, because I would stop forgetting what the first one was every time I added a new one.

  32. Sam says:

    any chevelle wagon four speed or powerglide. I'll do the rest.

  33. Lotte says:

    <img src="http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h112/Porsche-Power/Ford-Taurus_Wagon.jpg&quot; width="500/">
    (credit to Porsche-Power via carspyshots.net)

    The Ford Taurus SHO should start gettin' freaky with the Ford Focus Wagon Opel Insignia Wagon? (Two Fords, a forbidden love…)

  34. craigsu says:

    The Aston Martin Virage Shooting Brake will do nicely.

    <img src="http://astonmartincarsfan.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/aston-martin-virage-shooting-brake-1.jpg&quot; width="600" border="0" style="border:none;" alt=" " />

    Image from astonmartincarsfan.com

  35. citroen67 says:

    I'll take one like the big red one in the top photo…only I would take it in black, with a six-speed.

  36. money_pit says:

    <img src="http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/382930_10150394677213912_647573911_8433573_1636922606_n.jpg&quot; width="600">

    My dream wagon is my current daily… 1997 Commodore wagon, with 195kw (260ish HP) 5.0L V8, 5 speed manual, 3.45:1 LSD

    She's a nice ride when everything's working right…

  37. CptSevere says:

    Since I've loved station wagons since I rode in them as a kid, I'm having the same dilemma as Longroofan, thinking about how to answer this question. Hands down, as a kid, it was our '65 Pontiac Safari. However, right now, something like this appeals to me.
    <img src="http://www.stationwagon.com/gallery/pictures/1976_Cadillac_Castilian_back.jpg"&gt;
    I mean, if you're gonna have a wagon, why screw around?
    Image courtesy of stationwagon.comjavascript:%20IDcancelEditComment(255496165);

    • C³-Cool Cadillac Cat says:

      You've gotta love that.

      500 CID motor, FWD, and it's like driving a cloud…with similar handling characteristics.

      Not a bad thing, if that's what you're expecting.

      • tonyola says:

        That's not FWD. It's built upon a RWD Cadillac Fleetwood platform from 1975-1976. Still would be a fantastic cruiser though.

        • C³-Cool Cadillac Cat says:

          Ahhh…so it is!

          Damn, I hate getting old. The wheel covers are an immediate tip-off, as is the large B-pillar.

          /forehead smack

  38. C³-Cool Cadillac Cat says:

    <img src="http://www.imperialclub.com/Yr/1975/MikeWagon/75-front.jpg&quot; width="400">

    1975 Imperial front clip on a '76 Town and Country.

    I dream of owning a 1995 or 1996 custom RWD Fleetwood wagon, someday.

    I'm never winning the lottery, damnit.

  39. suju89 says:

    Just one more post about wagons (I honestly thought I was weird for loving them until I started visiting Hooniverse)

    This ad for 'Big M' flavoured milk pretty much sums up what wagons mean to me and to much of Australia I would imagine. It helps that we used to have the same model just in red.[youtube hjQN1TH81Q0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjQN1TH81Q0 youtube]

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