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Robert Emslie December 21, 2011 Hooniverse Asks

Grim fairy tale,

Once upon a time, there was a Swedish Airplane company that thought it might be a good idea to branch out into automobiles. Idiosyncratic and individualistic, the car arm of the company, while not exactly flourishing, survived for decades selling their quirky, but owner-beloved cars. Eventually, the cost of building autos in a nation of stoic blonde people with 16 weeks of paid vacation a year became financially untenable for the company, and they decided to offer themselves for sale. Eventually they were  bought by one of the world’s largest car makers – a company that would itself shortly suffer significant financial hurdles.

That pecuniary misfortune led to the Swedish maker being cast off by the wounded titan, and they were forced to wander the vast economic wasteland, in search of another savior. At one point a benefactor seemed at hand, in the form of a beautiful but rare SWAN. Unfortunately, that maker of all things engine-turned was quickly revealed to be a false profit, and the faltering Swedish company was once again set adrift into the unremitting fiscal winter. Sadly, as is sometimes the case, the ardor of their devotees was not matched with monetary faculty, and despite much encouragement for their continued survival, just this week, the small Swedish auto company finally succumbed. The world today is a less quirky and interesting place for its passing.

Yeah, I know, what the SAAB story. Need a tissue? Anyway, now that Saab is kaput (do the say kaput in Sweden? Maybe Käpût?) they won’t be building Saabs any more, so this is obviously the ripe time to:

A. Pick up a rare and desirable model that will appreciate in value as an investment.

B. Grab that Saab you’ve always wanted and stock up on spares before they go the way of Elvis and, well, Saab.

If either of those options puts the Lingonberry in your pie, then what Saabs would you be hoarding?

Image source: [saabwagon.com]

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Currently there are "72 comments" on this Article:

  1. pj134 says:

    For me, this is an easy one… Probably because I never really knew Saab before GM.

    <img src="http://www.auto-power-girl.com/high-resolution-wallpapers/saab-turbo-x/saab-turbo-x-2008-38.jpg&quot; width="500/">
    <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4b/Saab_9-3_Turbo_X_Front.jpeg&quot; width=500>

    Also, it did the sinister thing better than just about any car since the Grand National.

  2. Van_Sarockin says:

    Sonetts are looking pretty good to me – they're bone simple, distinctive, and built in small numbers. And the 99 EMS turbo was the first SAAB that really captured my imagination, so they're worth a look. My geometry teacher's 96 wagon was just too bizarre to get me hooked.

    The last 9-5 may turn out to be very collectible, if they actually ever built any. I'd hold out for an Aero wagon with a five-speed, and the wackiest high line interior offered.

  3. P161911 says:

    While Saab has made some cool cars I'll go with the complete heresy of the 9-7X Aero. It is a Trailblazer SS without the boy racer looks, but sadly only one front cup holder, since they had to put the ignition in a cup holder to make it a Saab. I also like the other anti-Saab the 9-2X Aero, except when I test drove one it felt like someone hit the center diff with a sledge hammer when a did a fast shift at full throttle. As far as semi-traditional Saabs go a 9000 Turbo might be nice. If I had unlimited amounts of time and money I would fit a Ferrari 288 GTO engine to a 9000. The 9000 was the same car as the Lancia Thema. The Lancia Thema 8.32 came with a Ferrari V-8. How hard could it be?

  4. muthalovin says:

    <img src="http://mycarblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/saab-900-aes-1.jpg"&gt;

    900 Turbo for funstuffs and daily driving.

    For a collector car, I would pick up the Saab Jerry Seinfeld drove in, uh, Seinfeld.

  5. muthalovin says:

    0-60 in under 6 seconds? I will also take one of these:

    <img src="http://saabcarsite.com/saab-pics/2008-saab-9-7x-aero-16.jpg&quot; width=550>

    9-7x Areo

  6. LTDScott says:

    I think the answer is none. They've never done anything for me, and that is even after I've raced 2.5 LeMons races in a 900 Turbo. Anyone who knows the story of my last LeMons race 3 weekends ago knows that Saab is a word that I'd prefer to be stricken from my vocabulary.

    Actually, scrolling up the answers, I gotta agree with P161911… the 9-7 and 9-2 Aeros are actually pretty cool in a weird way, but they're not real Saabs.

  7. david42 says:

    I do like the new 9-5. If it were sold by anyone else (i.e., a company that could offer a warranty), I'd buy a stick shift with the HUD. A real shame that GM didn't spec it out like that for its own brands.

  8. Alff says:

    In order…
    1. Any Sonett
    2. Saab 95
    3. Early 99 Turbo

  9. FЯeeMan says:

    96. Dad owned several, I remember the last one. it was a fun little car, and he used to drift into the driveway when it snowed in IL.

    Also, this: <img src="http://www.saabhistory.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/ev1_color_600a.jpg&quot; ,="" width="500"> Because solar roof powering cooling fans when parked in the sun. Also, really cool gauges that I cannot find a picture of.

    image courtesy of saabhistory.com

  10. JayP2112 says:

    Yea- I was in the 'none' camp until I saw…
    <img src="http://img-10.carmax.com/Images/2/10/7797210-3-3-ba5452ad.jpg"&gt;

    Then I saw this thing…
    <img src="http://img-00.carmax.com/Images/9/30/7866930-3-3-a5a0acaa.jpg"&gt;

    What's that about lipstick on a pig?
    <img src="http://img-00.carmax.com/Images/6/48/7674648-3-3-4fbc102e.jpg"&gt;

    Edit: The 5.3 makes the 9-7 a little prettier.

  11. pj134 says:

    Too bad nothing ever came out like this concept. I think perfect is an apt descriptor.

    <img src="http://images.thecarconnection.com/lrg/2010-saab-custom-1968_100306708_l.jpg&quot; width=500>

  12. scroggzilla says:

    One of these, driven by Mr. Carlsson or Mrs. Moss-Carlsson….
    <img src="http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6004/5945255544_36f4d3734f.jpg&quot; width="500" height="343" alt="64 coupe des alpes carlsson-haggebom saab 96">
    …or, one of these driven by Mr. Blomqvist, Mr. Lampinen or Mr Eklund
    <img src="http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2614/3984648414_a98a688bf8.jpg&quot; width="500" height="328" alt="73 rac rally lampinen saab 96">

  13. Vavon says:

    SAAB 92, 93, 95, and 96 (1950-1980)

    <img src="http://www.suisseautomag.ch/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/1300638-Saab-96-a1.jpg"&gt;

    Because of the way they look and the way they sound…

    [youtube WCC-UbTfmms http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCC-UbTfmms youtube]

  14. Tanshanomi says:

    There are three Saabs on my list.

    1) Sonett III
    <img src="http://www.carsablanca.de/files/medias/filename/Saab%20Sonett%20III%201%281%29_1367_big.jpg"&gt;

    2) Original 99 Turbo.
    <img src="http://www.autowp.ru/pictures/saab/99/autowp.ru_saab_99_turbo_combi_coupe_5.jpg&quot; width="538">

    3) Any 850 two-stroke. Especially one that's been upgraded to later "soccer ball" wheels!
    <img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MiZ-UqDwf6c/TCeN0YnVEOI/AAAAAAAAFmc/_iomfE1pMsg/s1600/1967+Saab+96+Monte+Carlo+Montecarlo+850+V4+Coupe+1.jpg&quot; width="536">
    I mean, seriously, how can anybody look at these cars and NOT want them?

  15. mdharrell says:

    I'm way ahead of you all. I knew this day would come!

    <img src="http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6029/6098032932_9c1bcaef35.jpg&quot; width="500">

    Oh, wait, you mean as an investment? Sonett II (not V4 or III), 92, or 93. (For the benefit of those just joining us, the latter two model numbers refer to the two-stroke vehicles of 1949-1959, not production years or that weird superscripted/hyphenated stuff.)

    As an "any model you want" question, however, it'd have to be a Sonett Super Sport and a Saab-Lancia 600.

  16. mallthus says:

    <img src="http://www.carlustblog.com/images/2008/08/28/saab900spg3.jpg"&gt;

    This one (an '86 900 SPG) is the Saab that turned me from "interested in Saab" to "smitten with Saab". I've never owned a classic 900 though.

    These were my Saabs:
    '91 9000CD turbo<img src="http://www.swedishmotorcars.com/php_includes/image_from_db.php?photoid=73"&gt;
    '01 9-3 SE<img src="http://imganuncios.mitula.net/2001_saab_9_3_se_new_castle_de_94630819711107310.jpg"&gt;

  17. Lotte says:

    Barring having a 9-7x Aero just to rip out its guts, it's got to be this 99 notchback:
    <img src="http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2010/04/saabtest1.jpg&quot; width=500>
    Saw it on [redacted] and I've never forgotten it. There's another story out there, don't remember where, but it was this young guy buying a used Saab 99(? It was yellow.(?)) and having it break down on the way home. Called the original owner to ask what might be broken, and the owner just said "bring it back." The original owner bought it back instead of helping him get it running. Couldn't bear to see it go.

  18. joshuman says:

    I was this close to buying a turbo 900 for my wife when we were in college. I liked the car but could not get over the fact that the mechanic's shop was a lean-too with a floodlight and a dirt pit used to access the under parts. That sort of thing is just fine for somebody working on their own vehicle but a used car lot? No thanks.

    My Dad had a few of Saab two-strokes when I was very young. I thank him for that.

  19. <img src="http://face2012cars.tk/images/Saab_9000_Aero/Saab_9000_Aero_4.jpg&quot; width=400>

    Not the Saabest of Saabs, admittedly, but a genuinely excellent car to drive. The turbo lag is there but progressive and managable, the wrong-wheel-drive handling grippy, benign and predictable, and the overboost makes for a car that, mid range, could blow a Ferrari 348tb into the weeds (Autocar test, Saab 9000TCS 1991).

    Not the sportiest car in the world but easily capable of devouring continents. And some of the best seats of eVar. Buy one now, before they all end up as hoopties or Euro-Scene fashionvictim-mobiles.

  20. Bret says:

    I'm keeping my 9000 Aero for as long as possible. I'd love to have 99 Turbo as well. Wonder if the B234R could be made to fit in a 99's engine room?

  21. sport_wagon says:

    This is for sale in my neighborhood:
    http://bend.craigslist.org/ctd/2761361864.html

    I had that car as my desktop picture for ages. Now it's totally affordable. But with 180k, I fear this one will be in need of, well, everything in just a few months.

  22. Maymar says:

    Between my budget, and sheer availability (seriously, in certain parts of Toronto, they feel more ubiquitous than Camrys), I'd probably go after an NG 900/9-3. I mean, I'd probably ideally go for something older (be it 2-stroke or turbocharged), or a brand new 9-5. Or the rare Venture Motors variant.
    <img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qeJ-S9Brz84/TJ-oraZZJRI/AAAAAAAAALk/zacWPnSlm18/s1600/Picture+34.png&quot; width=500 /img>

  23. Hopman4@comcast.net says:

    An mid 80's 900 Turbo for me, and a 99 Turbo & early 900 (non-turbo) for my dad.

    Heck, let's toss in a 9-3 Viggen for good measure.

  24. sport_wagon says:

    Okay, seriously guys, I have a real opportunity to nab a bitchin' Saab:
    http://bend.craigslist.org/ctd/2761361864.html

    I could sell my sport wagon (2003 Mazda Protege 5), buy this and have about $2k leftover.

    But would $2k be enough to cover repairs on this thing? It has 180K on the odo. I'm thinking tons of stuff will need replacing/rebuilding soon. Definitely the turbo, if it hasn't already been replaced. Clutch? Engine? Suspension bits?

    What say you? Go for it? Or keep the P5 and save up for a 2005-ish MINI Cooper S?

    • Van_Sarockin says:

      It'd be a good car, generally. However, it looks like a dealer. And it looks like someone's rode it hard and didn't know what they were doing. Salvage title just for crunching a corner, which you can't be bothered to repair? I doubt it. So approach with extreme caution. However, if not abused the engine and turbo should be just fine. I bought one with 186k on it and put on another hundred thousand with no engine or turbo issues. Took a while to get a DI cassette that didn't leak, though.

  25. ATL_Boilermaker says:

    I've been seriously shopping for a 9-7x Aero, as I can't find a decent low miles wagon with some power and the wife approves of the looks on the Saab. I agree on it looking way better than the Trailblazer SS, and having essentially (totally?) GM running gear… Not looking for it as an investment but I'm totally going to grab one up after the new year.

  26. Proflig8tor says:

    Saabs, huh, never got it. Used to work in the exotic car body shop in a small town. Fenders that came in a front half and back half, which had to be welded on. Hood hinge arrangements that hardly ever worked right from the factory. The complete lack of rocker panels (how did they get these things certified in the US?) and the goofy lack of structure forward of the firewall made the 900's the most flexible unibody car this side of a rusted out Lancia. At least the Turbo's and torque steer meant the owners were frequent customers, as they could accelerate towards a ditch with alacrity.

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