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Maybe it’s the myth of Ferrari – the unburned fuel burning the eyes of spectators and staccato exhaust making hearts beat like squirrel sex. Or perhaps it was the silent elegance of a pre-war Packard, Cadillac or Lincoln, which slipped down the road like great white sharks in the inky depths. Or, just maybe, it was something with Merlin embossed on its block and a fat, four-blade propeller at its nose. Whatever it was, there’s always been something magical about a twelve cylinder engine.

Sure, there have been 16s, and 10s, but they’ve always seemed like little more than the quotation marks surrounding what real enthusiasts consider the main event – the smooth as a baby’s butt perfection that is a 12. Enzo Ferrari knew the magical properties of 12, as did Sir William Lyons, and while Schoolhouse rock tried to confuse matters with some sort of new age base twelve mumbo jumbo, it doesn’t take a junior high grad to know that nothing sounds quite as sweet as a twelve when its on full chat.

Jags, BMWs, Mercedes’ Lamborghini and the aforementioned pre-war odes to conspicuous consumption, V12 automobiles have been part of the landscape for nearly as long as there has been cars cluttering up that very same landscape. And one must stand out to you above all others. Perhaps it was that Countach that you once saw leaving the WalMart parking lot, the constant pop-pop-pop from its quad-tip exhaust at once melodic and madness-making. Or maybe it was a Daimler Double six, quiet as a kitten’s fart, and as smooth as a lardcicle. Are you initiated into the cult of twelve? If so, which one, in your estimation, stands head and cylinders above the rest?

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Currently there are "102 comments" on this Article:

  1. P161911 says:

    I'm partial to the BMW M70, mainly because I briefly owned a 1988 750iL.
    <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2d/M70.jpg"width=500&gt;

  2. engineerd says:

    The Miura, but what about a 917?

    <img width=500 src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/22/1969-06-01_Porsche_917.jpg"&gt;

    A 917 at the 'Ring in 1969.

  3. Maxichamp says:

    Phaeton W12. It's a double-u!

  4. Charles_Barrett says:

    "Hey Little Twelve Toes" was my favorite of the Schoolhouse Rock segments, a mainstay of my Saturday morning cartoon-viewing experience. A little later, when the computer bug bit me in 7th grade (circa 1975), I had no trouble contending with machine language in binary, octal, and especially hexidecimal. Had Schoolhouse Rock lasted a bit longer, I suppose they would have included hexidecimal themselves and laid the groundwork for America's youth in the digital age!

  5. JayP says:

    XJ13 is pure sex.

    • Jim-Bob says:

      It's my choice as well. It's kinda like a hot, slutty chick: I know it has a bad reputation and will let me down but I want to think that if I have it, I can change it and things will be different. Plus: Just look at it. It's so beautiful that you can overlook it's reputation and try to make it work.

      • FuzzyPlushroom says:

        Continuing that analogy…

        …worst case, if it won't obey you and tries to cost you too much money, you can chain it up and rip its heart out…

        …and then drop in something more easily serviced, like a small-block V8.

  6. tonyola says:

    Beautiful car, but the engine was a dog with insufficient oil passages and a tendency to blow head gaskets. For a long time, people were dropping later V8s into these Continentals just to make them more reliable.

  7. tonyola says:

    It's hard to argue with a Miura on the basis of looks, but for something that can actually be driven, give me a McLaren F1.
    <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ee/1996_McLaren_F1.jpg/684px-1996_McLaren_F1.jpg&quot; width=400>

  8. scroggzilla says:

    Obvious Ferrari is obvious
    <img src="http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6077/6042867046_1114d60e8b.jpg&quot; width="500" height="402" alt="63 sebring 12hrs ireland-ginther ferrari 250gto">

  9. skitter says:

    I'm going to be a little contrary and say we would revere cars like the Miura and F1 regardless of their engine configuration. Or forget them, like the F50, which had a screaming race-derived V12 that didn't relocate the goalposts like the F40 and Enzo. To really celebrate the V12, I think something both completely logical and utterly insane is appropriate. The R8 V12 TDi edges out various engine-swapped Mercedes taxis.
    <img src="http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt237/jskitter/hooniverse/AudiR8V12TDi.jpg&quot; width="500">

  10. MusclesMarinara says:

    Ferrari 250. In pretty much any form; take your pick.

    <img src="http://www.autogaleria.pl/tapety/img/ferrari/ferrari_250_lm_1964_01_s.jpg"&gt;

  11. topdeadcentre says:

    I can't choose just one!
    1932 Auburn V-12 boat-tail Speedster:
    <img src="http://www.luxuryautodirect.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/1932-Auburn-V-12-Boattail-Speedster.-rear.JPG&quot; width="500">
    1932 Cadillac V-12 phaeton:
    <img src="http://i1.2photo.ru/i/a/343818.jpg&quot; width="500">

    The Mormon Meteor also apparently sported a V-12 engine for a while in the late 1930s…

  12. Tomsk says:

    <img src="http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/2144/a91f18941ke.jpg&quot; width="500">

    Quite possibly the last "normal" Benz that was, as the old ad tagline claimed, built to a standard, not a price.

  13. buzzboy7 says:

    There's the miura but what about other Lamborghinis…
    <img src="http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200909/lamborghini-jarama-3_460x0w.jpg"&gt;

  14. AlexiusG55 says:

    <img src=http://www.carsbase.com/photo/TVR-Cerbera_Speed_12_mp87_pic_12685.jpg width="500">
    Too fast to sell- even if you are a company whose cars have a reputation for being deadly.

  15. yellofury says:

    <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/Lamborghini_Countach_LP500S.jpg&quot; width="600">

    only because this is the car that introduced the very idea of a V-12 to me as a child

    When I was a kid the biggest engine I knew resided in my dad's Impala whcih was a small block V-8

  16. Devin says:

    I'll always want a Diablo because it's the first car I ever lusted after, way back when I was 8.

    <img src="http://www.scorpiocars.net/images/Lamborghini/1994%20Lamborghini%20Diablo%20SE30_7.jpg"&gt;

  17. sport_wagon says:

    MMMmmmuunngh . . . . British diesel flat 12 aeronautical engine . . .

    <img src="http://www.benzworld.org/forums/attachments/off-topic/305581d1272648835-yummy-drooling_homer.gif"&gt;

  18. Maymar says:

    I will own some variety of V12-powered Grand Tourer in my life, whether it wears a leaping cat, three-pointed star, blue and white propeller (850i!), or prancing horse.

    But if one of the following two found their way in my driveway, I wouldn't say no
    <img src="http://www.productioncars.com/send_file.php/lambo_lm002_sand_red.jpg&quot; width=500 /img>
    <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/db/1997_Toyota_Century_01.jpg/800px-1997_Toyota_Century_01.jpg&quot; width=500 /img>

    • Jim-Bob says:

      I dunno…I'd rock a Toyota Century. It's about the only V12 powered car out there that has a chance in hell of actually being reliable. Maybe a good compromise would be an XJ-S with a Century's V12 swapped in it?

      • Maymar says:

        Oh, I agree – that's what I meant to say, that the V12 Century is pretty cool. Hell, it's just about 15 years old (making it legal to import into Canada), and I've been digging on the land yachts lately.

  19. AteUpWithMotor says:

    Around 1930, Packard seriously considered building a smaller front-wheel-drive sedan with a new 376 cid (6.2-liter) V-12 and a four-speed transaxle, developed by C.W. Van Ranst of Cord fame. They made one prototype — which interestingly enough still survives — but they had a lot of problems with the transaxle, so it proved impractical. The engine was bored and stroked to become the powerplant of the 1932 Twin Six instead.

    I'm still intrigued by the stillborn Cadillac V-12 developed in the early sixties. It would have been all-aluminum, SOHC, probably with a 75-degree bank angle and split crankpins (like the later 90-degree V6), and up to 500 cid (8.2 liters). It was canceled in 1964, but if it had worked out, it probably would first have been used in the E-body Eldorado.

  20. I've come to say <img src=http://www.iphonebrand.com/iphone-wallpapers/category/cars/1184_L-p-51-mustang-plane.jpg>

    That is all.

  21. Craig says:

    A four rotor Wankel is just like a 12 right? (even has 12 spark plugs)!
    http://www.mrfizzix.com/autoracing/images/New%20P

  22. CptSevere says:

    Oh, and another Packard V12, the famous PT boat, of WW2 fame. Actually, it ran two Packard made V12's, but who's counting?
    <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/42/USS_PT-105.jpg/275px-USS_PT-105.jpg"&gt;

  23. pj134 says:

    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/automobile/images/8/8f/Ford-GT90.jpg"&gt;

    The thing of my boyhood dreams…

    If anyone posts the Clarkson quote I'll stab them through the interweb.

    • Alff says:

      It looks as though it could go more than 40 mph and handle … err … quite well.

      • pj134 says:

        Sorry, its just every time I post a picture of it some jackass chimes in with what some other jackass said. THE FOUR YEAR OLD ME DIDN'T CARE! It looked awesome at the time and that is all I could see.

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