Last Call – Goose Has Really Let Himself Go Edition
Why Harley Davidson invented the ‘hardtail.’
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Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full.
Full. Good way of wording it.
The stomach is full.
Well he must be able to pull a wheelie real easy, also no chance of rear traction lost…
Maybe it's like running with training weights…
Must good for traction off the line…
Until the instruments smack him in the face.
And now I realise I left the "be" out of my sentence, and I look like an illiterate, bumbling buffoon.
Thank you Hooniverse, I just choked on my bourbon. I havent laughed this hard at a picture in a LONG time.
It's doesn't need seat belts but it could sure use a lap band.
Steering gets a little light above 20mph.
Has a great personality.
Yo momma so fat, yo daddy fell past her event horizon and she got a relativistic jet shooting out her ass!
Im sorry, I call shenannigans. Those sparks should be flying forward, not backward.
Now get off my lawn!
/hurls walker off porch, slams screen door/
What I thought, are they riding backwards?
Not only that but they all stop at the same point in space.
Not bloody likely.
Further, what, exactly is sparking? The rubber tire on the plastic fender? There is nothing up there that moves to make sparks anyway.
It's like a fireball in space!
Sparks make no sense for a number of reasons, and aside from that, if they were coming from under the seat they would be lighting up the adjacent area.
Maybe she is holding one of those fiber optic lamps in her right hand?
Those aren't sparks, they are methane flames being ignited by the exhaust. As to the source of the methane, "did you have tacos last night dear?"
That is the Vtech kicking in. He needs it. Yo.
I think the first version of this I saw around the tubes did not have the sparks…
This is one of the few times I can say that two extra wheels would not help.
He's probably just catching up to the livestock truck she fell off of.
First gear…it's all right. Second gear….lean right. Third gear…..Third gear….Third CLUNK! Oh shit…..
I applaud her for not letting her weight prevent her from getting out and experiencing the ride.
If they were on a VW trike, she'd actually make it handle better.