Meet the Wullet – The 454 CID Partymobile
Too much rock for four doors.
This, friends, is the Wullet. There is 7,400 ccs worth of party up front, and room for business time in the back. You won’t live long enough to be arrested! It’s perfect!
More filthy, dirty power than you can shake a 4-speed at.
Like a mysterious space capsule launched from the dying planet of Hairmetal, complete with the wounds of reentry worn proudly on its flanks, this wagon only asks you one thing: flog me hard, and flog me long(roof). There’s no safe word. Just 454 cubes of tire-incinerating excitement, a burning when you pee desire to blare AC/DC at 4 AM while you pull 0.85 G donuts on your neighbors vegetable patch, and the keys to the city of Concours D’LeMons. It has four U-Shift-’Em cogs channeling that fun to the End That God Intended, vestigial wood-paneling for covert suburban ops, and a full Flowmaster “exhaust system” that probably acts like a wall of Marshall amplifiers to an Ibanez Tripleneck at full wail. Wait a second, did I say a Tripleneck? Make that a quadneck. Preposterous guitar engineering, meet the car that was inspired by you.
As God and the Clostridium tetani bacterium intended.
Hyperbole alone cannot really do the Wullet justice, because words cannot convey just how perfect this machine is. I want it with every fiber of my being, even though this is functionally the same exact thing as wistfully pining for your own fiery death. Live by the sword, die by the sword, I suppose.
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If the seller threw in the following, I would be all over this:
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Huh-huh-huh, this is awesome…
And the 4 speed nearly made me pee my pants.
I feel like i need some Penicillin just from looking at that….but, it would totally be worth the pain.
Good heavens, what a beast. I want this, bad. This is a rare case where painting it flat black would make it look LESS evil.
If I had a daughter, and some joker pulled up in this thing to take her on a date, she'd never leave the house. For a month.
This is definitely a Big Gun for Big Jack. A real Ballbreaker, if you will. Chevy used to have the slogan "Like a Rock", but for this it should have been Hard as a Rock. Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution, and neither is the sound from that engine. After driving this, though, you might feel like you've been Kicked in the Teeth. That won't keep you from being Thunderstruck. If this were mine, you'd have to Hold Me Back because it might kill me from Brain Shake. If you buy it, Have a Drink On Me.
It takes Big Balls to lift that third pedal up off the floor.
And not just any big balls, but the biggest balls of them all.
You know the Highway to Hell is paved with good intentions, so stop Beating Around the Bush and get it sent C.O.D.
I cannot begin to describe how relieved I am that this is on the opposite side of the country. I'm nearly certain I couldn't resist buying it.
It's…perfect.
Just sign the divorce papers at the same time you get the title. It's just easier that way.
Whoah, deja vu…
(snicker!)
Other than the fact you could never, ever register it for street use here in Cali.
Okay, maybe if you made out a few seven-figure bribe checks…
I actually just looked at the Ebay listing today……..It is right around the corner from me. Thank god I don't have the cash laying around right now.
God damn. I want this so badly and it's in NJ to boot! Anyone want to loan me 6 grand?
No car has ever given me a stronger urge to drive to the golf course and pull doughnuts on the 18th green than this one. I've always wanted to know what sticking it to the man feels like.
Jolly good show, top hole old bean.
While I do like it..
..This is more my style. Total sleeper with LS/T-56 motivation. Probably just don't get it because I haven't been graced with big block torque yet.
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I can see the low side A/C line cracking in no time at all, on the accumulator end. It's too short. On my mom's Malibu (like on the Wullet), the compressor is on the driver's side (but hers has the crappy R4 comp), and the same hose configuration as the Wullet. It's amazing to me how roomy the engine compartment is, given that nothing bigger than a 350 (on the wagons) was offered in those.
If you showed up to your date's house to pick her up in this thing, her dad would start firing at you through the still-closed door before you even had time to ring the bell.
In other words, I love it.
Oh man, this is most decidedly a father's worst nightmare. All the women in the house will get preggo just by hearing it blast down the cul-de-sac. And you wouldn't need to ring the bell because your date would hear it from 3 counties away. The last thing the father would see as you blast outta the neighborhood would be a melted-rubber-splattered, crushed, lipstick-stained, full of cigarette butts can of Olympia being flung against the living room window. Oh, and the Megadeath mix tape pumping at full volume through your Kenwood rear-deck 6x9s, zip-tied to the C pillars.
Do you guys really like this thing over the 1964 Chevelle 2-door wagon I showcased earlier today? Really?
Sometimes I just don't get the audience……
Taking the price difference into consideration? Absolutely. If they were both $6000, I think it would be a much more interesting contest.
This thing has way more PAH! Not that there's anything at all wrong with the Chevelle.
For me, at $6000, it would be the Chevelle hands down. It's gorgeous, useful, and with the 283/4spd, it would at least be able to get out of its own way.
The nice part is, if I actually brought either one home, the large rear compartment and fold-down back seats will provide a nice substitute for my current queen-size sleeping situation.
Sometimes it's nice to look good, sometimes it's nice to feel good. And sometimes it's nice to pull up and do donuts on judge smails lawn before stealing away with his niece and leaving a flaming bag of doo on the stoop.
This car is just evil and a bit of a sleeper (until you start the motor, that is). I think this car should be the official Hooniverse mascot.
I love both of them for completely different reasons. This one – Bat Shit Crazy at sort of reasonable price. It also hits the rebel nerve as others have pointed out. How fun would it be to drive this thing around? The 64 – Awesome. Beautiful. Absolutely a one of a kind. I wouldn't feel too good about doing burn outs in it, it would take a half hour just to clean off the rubber afterwards. The 78 listed above I would just park while the smoldering rubber formed a protective barrier on the quarters.
Throw in a car seat with a flame job and consider it sold!
Quadneck? Is that the best you can do? Here's a piccie of eYe's 7 neck guitar:
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It fit well with the 7 drum kits at the show I saw.
Oddly enough, it looks like it's located in a fine, upstanding neighborhood.
It must be the black sheep of the block, and I'm sure it's just fine with that!
As a owner of a 7.4L…I approve of this wagon and all its glory and decimation of anyone angering it.
My truck has a 7.4L. My 3/4 ton truck that I use to tow the Lemons mobile. I can't imagine what it would be like in a 4-speed equipped mid size wagon! Balllllzzz.
Bah! Where's the blower? I want something that has some TORQUE!
He only called it that so he could say: "But honey, I've got plenty of money in me' Wullet!"
I think it just gave me tetanus… and I couldn't stop myself from saying thank you.
Even the steering wheel has PAHtina!
And am I the only one to appreciate the fact that it has Factory Air???!!! Oh, my, my, my….yep, Perfect!
Oh, I would totally repaint this thing beige.