Last Call – This Is Why We Can’t Have Anything Nice Edition
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Aw, look, he spilled a beer. You can do anything you want, I don't care, just don't spill the damn BEER.
Wyatt's going to be pissed.
I love the smell of tire smoke in the morning.
Smells like.. Single.
At least the rubber will show the dog the fast line. He always turns in too early.
I'm surprised there aren't any books in the bookcase.
They were blown off by all teh awesum.
The Haynes manuals are in the kitchen, duh.
Of course they are. Where else would you rebuild a tranny but in the kitchen sink? You wouldn't want to mess up the rest of the house.
And after he was done, he played the William Tell Overture with his throat.
Two words: D-Day!
Was that just one?
D-Effin-Day!
You never get the security deposit back anyhow, so why not?
As a recovering college student who's had more than his fair share of student ghetto living with jerk landlords, I concur.
My old roommates and I had possums living *in* our floors for about six months before we finally sicced the city on our landlord. Twice.
Eff 'em, I say.
That's right. Those landlord people can afford houses. Or thought they could. Screw 'em either way.
Your landlord put possums in your floor? That's just wrong.
What a terrible attitude! I would never do anything even remotely* like this.
*For the record, I do not consider the release of Ground Bloom Flower fireworks across a polished hardwood floor to be at all like this. Nope. Completely different and entirely justifiable. Also, we had already finished moving out our stuff. I mean, that's just common sense.
Time to show us what the four wheeler can do in the kitchen.
Yes.
I think either Diddles or Siler did this.
Siler rode an electric bike around in an apartment, can't remember who did the burnout in the bathroom…
Siler did the electric bike burnout. I think this was diddles.
Diddles also drove a motorcycle around a mall.
DONDE ES VIDEO
En mis pantelones.
It was a Ducati 848 in Northland mall.
An electric bike burnout… in the bathroom. That is much, much more radical than this.
Cause: Divorce. Effect: This.
I'm never allowed to have doughnuts in the lounge, she makes me have them in the dining room.
That'll buff right out.
It probably will. That's the beauty of oak.
Here's the man for the job:
<img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefone.com/media/2010/07/mo.jpg">
I don't care how redneck it looks, this is full of awesome. If you guys had a 'beater house', you would do burnouts in the living room too… and keep a quad in the next room… and have enough speakers to recreate pertinent moments from the movie Spinal Tap.
By "beater house" I assume you mean "all of Detroit."
That's cool, but I'd be more impressed if it was carpet.
It may well have been carpet before he got started.
Tommy Chong's living room motorcycle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tNhw0Rio9s&fe…
Baby steps. Maybe, someday, they will be able to do this in the K-mart parking lot.
"I bet she'll let me buy rain gear now."
Introducing Glade's newest mist air freshener fragrance: Tire Fire.
I'm more of a four wheels in the living room kind of guy…
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He's watching his Ferrari while he watches Ferraris! And he must be pretty confident about his battery's drain time.
Or, and this is a dark thought, maybe he was photographed during a suicide attempt? Carbon monoxide poisoning while sittling on a luxurious chair in an amazing room, listening to a flat-12 and watching historic Ferraris on TV?
Only four? I've got way more than that many wheels in my living room right now. Not on a car, mind you. What I don't have from this photo is recessed lighting. Or a coffee table. Or a television. Or a couch. Okay, fine, some of that other stuff, too. I've got wheels, though.
Yeah, I can't let her contol me totally, can I?
Next up … chandelier baseball!