Last Call- A CJ is Not a Shopping Trolly Edition
I must have been a bitch getting that through the 10-items or less register.
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It may look like harmless fun kids, but this is a good way to get Feds_II to plant a shopping cart in the back seat of your CJ.
I know what I would do with my shopping cart for sure. That's just asking for it. If this was another autoblog, I might say that this is why people think Jeep drivers are asshats. But this isn't there. Damn, I said it anyways!
Once again we see a place that only a Jeep can go.
I guess it's just one of those "Jeep things" that I don't "understand".
every group has a village idiot. This happens to be ours.
Come on guys, it's an easy mistake to make. After all, they handle exactly the same.
Hmm, I haven't heard of a shopping cart referred to as a "trolley" in ages. I always thought it was a Brit/Aussie thing.
Also, that's a Wrangler, not a CJ.
YJ to be specific.
I thought at first it was a TJ, but the front corner turn-signal gave it away.
Rear bumpers too.
Yep, definitely a trolley down here.
That's actually a YJ.
/pedant
The only way I could see this as making any sense at all is if it were about to rain. Notice, there are quite a few parking stalls vacant, and it's an open Jeep. Having said that, only a poser would drive an open Jeep and worry about getting his or her ass wet as a consequence. This would be a good excuse to lift the hood and steal the coil wire.
Ah Pennsylvania, and Giant foods… somehow I feel connected… I once worked for Giant, everyone was an idiot and this really doesn't surprise me anymore…
It must be something in the corporate DNA. They just bought a regional grocery chain here and, within a fortnight, employees who were previously high-functioning were dragging knuckles and drooling. I think even the collective customer IQ has plummeted- frankly the only thing keeping this from happening here regularly is the lack of cart return stalls.
That is why my employment tenure was limited to 3 months… To make things worse I used to work at an even more Ignorant Americans and they were still more competent then Giant…
Looking at it again, this is actually evolution at work: A Jeep's natural habitat is the shopping mall parking lot. In recent years, competitive pressures have started to crowd that habitat. Smaller, lighter, better riding CUV's are applying pressure from below, and larger luxury SUV's are competing above.
This individual had the right genetic mutation to carve out a new niche within the habitat. If it is successful in the new niche, it will pass its genetic material on to its offspring, securing the future of the species. If it is unsuccessful, it will die without passing on its genes, and the line will end.
Do you think this is an invasive variant? Transposed by accident or released into the wild by an uncaring owner?
Ecotone ("A transitional zone between two communities containing the characteristic species of each") in the Giant parking lot.
I'm not entirely convinced it's parked wrongly, it does appear to have a push-handle on the back…
Damn kids
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