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Robert Emslie September 2, 2010 Last Call

TMZ has reported that New Jersey Douche-Pike ‘The Situation’ has tainted the Bentley Continental GT for all others by buying one. On the plus side, perhaps BMW will no longer hold the crown as the king of douches now that the British VW has been befouled.

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Currently there are "29 comments" on this Article:

  1. name_too_long says:

    The Continental was ruined long ago.

    I honestly think the percentage of douche Bentley Continental owners is higher than the percentage of douche BMW drivers. Sure there are more douchebags driving BMWs than Bentleys but that's only because there are so many more BMWs in general. Name a douchebag with money, chances are, they've got a Continental.

    This is why, even if I could afford one, I would not buy a Continental… I'd buy a W12 VW Phaeton and turbocharge it.

  2. Syrax says:

    I think the Continental had the douche market way before the situation got his hands in one.

  3. UDman says:

    Oh please, BMW's will always be thought of as douche mobiles, at least in my eyes. Bentley Continentals, Rolls Royce Phantoms, and any current Supercar will also be douche mobiles.

    Look, if you have money, the thing right now is to be inconspicuous, and non douchy. To that end, a high dollar Mercedes Benz (Not the Maybach), Audi A8, Jaguar XJ, Maserati Quattroporte, or a Lexus LS are all over $100,000, look rather classy, have more luxury that anyone could ever want, and won't get a second glance from the paparazzi. You can roll in style, and incognito, and really, isn't that the way to go anyway?

  4. You know…you have to hand it to this guy. He is turning his 15 minutes into three or four seasons of TV and will reportedly earn at least $5MM this year.

  5. I'm sorry..but who cares?

  6. SSurfer321 says:

    probably an orange hue to match his faux tan. And a giant rear wing to symbolize a popped collar.

  7. TheOnlyCannoli says:

    What a poor choice. He's finally making bank, and he chooses that.

    He should have kept it real, bought a Camaro, and had IROC painted on the side.

  8. I don't call them Bentley C*ntinentals for nothing.

  9. Mark Goddard says:

    I'm in Sydney but I still know who this stool sample is. I don't know or care if 'Jersey Shores' is on here. It embarrasses me to admit that I even know of the show. Reprehensible slags like these are just laughing at all the mindless viewers who watch that trash. Whatever happened to TV shows with wit, substance, redeeming values, a message? No wonder so many DVDs of old classic TV shows sell so well. And yes, the Conti GT used to be desirable, but it now has this unfortunate cachet.

  10. LTDScott says:

    Not only that, but it's at Unique Customs. My D-Bag meter is in the red right now.

  11. LTDScott says:

    Look at the photo… the car is at Unique Customs, which is the star of some show on Speed where they routinely "customize" celeb's cars by adding big dumb wheels and big dumb stereos.

  12. James says:

    I'm sorry, who?

  13. CptSevere says:

    Any guy who wears hair products shall be banished. This rule takes effect immediately.

    • FTGDHoonEdition says:

      I know what you're saying, but there is nothing wrong with putting in a bit of gel in your hair. I do, and no, I don't look like a guido, nor act like a d-bag . Like it or not, I do like to take care of myself a bit, the girls keep liking it.

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