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Encyclopedia Hoonatica: Hidden Headlights

A few days ago, we asked you about retractable, or “pop-up” headlights, that bastion of dated automotive culture that shot upwards like a star in the 70s and 80s before plummeting back to Earth, joining landau roofs, whitewall tires, and vannin’ in the bin of tired automotive fads. The last car to use them was the last-generation Corvette in 2004, because not even tradition (albeit a tradition only defined 10 years into its lifespan) could outwit pedestrian ratings and aerodynamics.

But there’s a difference between headlights mounted on the hood that pop upwards as “air brakes,” and hidden headlights that protrude forwards from behind a shadowy grille. Yesterday’s Mercury Cougar featured these masked denizens of the night, for example. As did the Dodge Charger, which goes a long way to explain its legendary menace, favored by cads, rapscallions and scoundrels alike. The big, boxy, inherently menacing cars of the 1960s featured these in droves, as a way to mix up an otherwise dull slab of chrome grille. But it’s possible that more than just B-Bodies sported these trick lights. And if there’s anybody that could name some, it’s, well…who else?

DIFFICULTY: with muscle cars, like baking a birthday cake. Sans muscle cars, like baking a birthday cake for Eugénie Blanchard, in the dark, atop Mt. Rainier.

I'm a dynamiter, I'm a prizefighter.

[Image sources: Allpar, The Passionate Pursuit of Awesome]

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  1. muthalovin says:

    <img src=http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3096/3856245720_850dd20556.jpg?ei=s45tTJ3pO4P58AbbtZibDQ">

  2. lilwillie says:

    So we aren't going to let the hideaways slide in with the pop-ups.

    First Gen Camaro then!

  3. engineerd says:

    The Talbot Lago had hidden headlights…does it count for this?

    <img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4151/4844181847_cbf43d7cd3.jpg&quot; width="500" height="333" alt="1938 Talbot Lago" />

    Or, a more traditional setup, is the Di Dia 150.

    <img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4140/4829324722_19ac08c533.jpg&quot; width="500" height="333" alt="1960 Di Dia 150" />

  4. Mike_the_Dog says:

    Mid-seventies LTDs were available both ways…

    <img src="http://flee.com/ltd/brochure/75_ford_ltd_brochure_cover.jpg&quot; style="width: 431px; height: 549px; border: 0" alt="imgTag" />

  5. Mike_the_Dog says:

    Late-sixties Thunderchickens, like this '67 Four-Door.

    <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a0/1967_Green_Ford_Thunderbird_Fordor.jpg/800px-1967_Green_Ford_Thunderbird_Fordor.jpg&quot; style="width: 400px; height: 300px; border: 0pt none;" alt="imgTag">

  6. tonyola says:

    I posted a 1968 Chevy Caprice with hidden headlights a couple of days ago, so here's the only other year that the big Chevy offered hidden lights – 1969 Caprice. Also a rare option.
    <img src="http://static.cargurus.com/images/site/2010/01/23/15/06/1969_chevrolet_caprice-pic-3953291636233926076.jpeg"&gt;

  7. Festiva_Movemnt says:

    The BMW Gina concept's headlights are hiddent within their own, er, vagheens? Always clever those Germans… .
    http://www.superfuturecars.com/bmw-gina/
    http://www.superfuturecars.com/bmw-gina/

  8. Wow, 3 days in a row? At this rate The Angstmobile will be spent straight to Fappeth.

    <img src="http://goingincirclez.com/FGImages/2008_Cruises/IMG_4103.jpg&quot; width=700>

  9. tonyola says:

    You don't often see these anymore – 1972 Dodge Monaco. The '73 is similar except for bigger bumper guards.
    <img src="http://www.fuselage.de/dod72/72dod_press01b.jpg&quot; width="400/">

    The '72 Plymouth Fury is rare now too. Plymouth also offered hidden lights in '70 and '71.
    <img src="http://www.fuselage.de/ply72/72ply_press01b.jpg&quot; width="400/">

    • idiotking says:

      I'm sorry, but those are just some bad-ass looking cars. The Fury looks like it's sporting a pair of jet engine intakes.

  10. Cougar Eliminator

    <img src="http://ford-rules.webs.com/1970-Mercury-Cougar-Eliminator.jpg&quot; end>
    Not that I want Cougars to be eliminated. They're kind of fun to be around.

  11. poldak2 says:

    Oldsmobile Toronado
    [Ed: Per the request, the hotlink was pulled. Same picture is below.]

    '86-'92:
    <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/archive/1/18/20090327030051!4th-Oldsmobile-Toronado.jpg&quot; width="600">
    Image Credit: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:4th-Oldsmo

    • tonyola says:

      Dad had a gold '77 Grand Marquis Brougham sedan. What a pig that was to drive. Ford's styling in the '70s was really baroque and overwrought. Who else would have put fake padding and crests on headlight covers?

      • Alff says:

        It's cool precisely because it's so overwrought. We'll not see the likes of '70s American Automotive design again, thank heavens. That said, there are a number of underpowered heavily adorned pigs from that era that I would enjoy having around to piss off the neighbors.

  12. Alff says:

    How would Encyclopedia Hoonatica classify the bizarre setup on the Corvair Monza GT concept?

    <img src="http://images.thetruthaboutcars.com/2010/04/corvair_monza_gt_5.jpg"&gt;

  13. And let's not forget the late 60's gen of the Eldorado
    <img src="http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/1960-1969-cadillac-8.jpg"end&gt;

  14. joshuman says:

    I can see Mt. Rainier! Well, I could yesterday. There are too many clouds today.
    From what little I just learned of Eugénie, she would be very unlikely to climb atop it and would also very much enjoy a cake. I wonder if she also likes Desoto autos? She was 46 years old when this 1942 example rolled off the assembly line.
    <img src="http://www.huffreport.com/archives/junkyards/gems/1942%20Desoto.jpg"&gt;

  15. dustin_driver says:

    This is neat.

    [youtube nm0Av0YdwYs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm0Av0YdwYs youtube]

  16. Pleco says:

    Just about every late 1980's Honda… Example? 1989 Prelude, 1987 Accord…

    OH! SUBARU ALCYONE (aka Subaru XT)'

    Also, 80's Nissans.
    Nissan 200SX, Nissan 240SX, Nissan 300ZX (Z31), that weird

  17. NMUSpidey says:

    This totally counts, right? Even though it's a concept? Well, even if not (and even though I'm not really fond of BMWs), it's totally awesome.[youtube 0pwabDeqVi8&feature=search http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pwabDeqVi8&feature=search youtube]

  18. OA5599 says:

    Uh, oh. I had posted the 66-67 Charger lights to the other entry.

    Oh, well, if that was wrong, I'll repost my other submission here, too. Buick Y-job.
    <img width="600" src="http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/1938_buick_y-job.jpg"&gt;

    Phantoms doesn't have visible headlights in the daytime, but that's because they're removable, so I'm not sure if that counts.
    <img width="600" src="http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo_StoryLevel/071127/pb_071127_phantomcar_shulman_3p.photoblog900.jpg"&gt;

    1956 Packard Predictor
    <img src="http://www.madle.org/predictor3.jpg"&gt;

    I'm not sure if this counts or not.
    <img src="http://missloumotormafia.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/935-nice-headlights.jpg"&gt;

  19. Tomsk says:

    Behold, the 1970 Chrysler 300 Hurst Edition!
    <img src="http://www.lov2xlr8.no/visitor/bilder/300hurst.jpg&quot; width="624" height="421" />

  20. superbadd75 says:

    Best ever example – the '65 Buick Rivvy.

    <img src=http://oldcarmanualproject.com/pix/Buick/images/65Riviera.jpg>

  21. skitter says:

    Aston Martin V8 Zagato Volante. Many were later converted to the coupe's fixed headlights.
    I can't imagine why.
    <img src="http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt237/jskitter/hooniverse/zagatoclosed.jpg&quot; width="500">
    <img src="http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt237/jskitter/hooniverse/zagatoopen.jpg&quot; width="500">

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