This Just In: Teens’ Still Not Criminal Masterminds
A tip to car jackers and other teen criminals on the run from the Po-Po; run FORWARD. Check out the mayhem after the jump.
These three Maryland teens, suspected of carjacking and armed robbery, are trying to elude the police in a stolen SUV. Many adolescent scofflaws have poor academic records, and this driver obviously wasn’t pay attention in driver’s ed class when they explained what that ‘R’ on the gear lever means.
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R is obviously for RUN AWAY??
I'm guessing it was a slow news day for channel 5 if they managed to stretch that out to two minutes (He was in a squad car just like that one? You don't say? I would've thought he was in a '95 Cadillac Fleetwood. And the officer's got a daughter? I don't believe it, I demand proof!).
On the other hand, it's impressive to see the Escape's either got that much ground clearance, or that much guts.
I think the interceptor was a Chevy Impala, which I'm guessing has a pointier nose than the Crown Vic. It'd be interesting to see what would have happened had it been some Ford on Ford action.
It would have birthed a Fiesta!
That comment was falcon awful.
if you look closely, you can see windshield washer fluid nozzles on the hood.
This rules out both the Impala and the Crown Vic.
My guess is that it's a Dodge Charger.
"Wait watch this! I saw it at a monster truck rally once…"