Vanity Plate WTF?
This is either a proctologist that’s too full of himself, or someone who came out of the closet in a biiiiiiiig way.
UPDATE: From our friend TheOnlyCannoli-
Thanks man, that’s so funny it hurts.
Source: [Vanity Plates: Creepiness in 8 Characters or Less]
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I was thinking maybe this guy does ass implants. A gal with a boomin' system up top needs to have a little junk in the trunk to match. Anyone that can take a landslide and turn it into some sweet booty is a BUTGOD in my book.
Maybe he's the best proctologist!
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LOL! Freakin' Kramer! That was a good one.
This guy has a brother. I just emailed you a picture of his brother's plate. I sent it to submissions@hooniverse.com
I presume the 1 means he's not Louisiana's only BUTGOD. Props on multiple deities, I guess.
Yeah, I'm number six, for example.
- If you take the "U" pronunciation from the car make (as in "Jag-you-er") and apply a continental silent dialect to the "T", what you could have is a spoiled brat who really wanted a Bugatti, but now feels the need to insult everyone by saying "Jag! U AR (a) Butt God !"
Uh, should we be worried about you there, buddy? Does the word coherent mean anything to you?
I wonder if there's a BUTGODS plate out there somewhere. Though, I guess it would be hard for people to tell if it meant Butt Goddess or if there were simply multiple Butt Gods.
Okay, for the sake of argument, lets gloss over the B and the D. That leaves us with butgod1 UTGO1. Now, this is a Louisiana plate, so they probably are not UT fans, so, um, yeah, I got nothing guys. hehe, butgod
… but God won?
that's what I initially thought too
Oh, I know who won. BUTT GOD WON!!!
Just don't ask how he's planning on celebrating.
Be sure to avoid the hamburger joints that the guy in the Flex frequents. Evidently he's doing some pretty nasty stuff with the bread.
I saw a good one not too long ago, it said RHINODR. I wanted to shake his had for his choice of AWD winter car, 3000gt VR4 but then thought better of it.
Either of these would work best on a Probe.
Oh crap! I sense a round of THE ANAL CAR GAME coming on…
How about the Ford Rump Ranger?
I just got home from work and parked my Anal Legacy next to my Anal Spider (time to call the exterminator). Out in the driveway sits the Anal Caravan (ouch!), parked in front of the Anal Ram (double ouch!).
When I saw the booth babe photos I suddenly required an Anal Audi R8.
Yeah, outside of some VWs, northern-European cars don't tend to work very well for this game.
I have an Anal Accent, my parents rock a whole Anal Sonata.
Best vanity plate I've have seen was 68NIOU1 on an older Blazer. I'm guessing the owner was a woman, 'cos guys don't have an issue with 'that'. Right?
Reminded me of one of my all-time favourites – it's no longer around town, but a red S-10 Blazer, early-'90s four-door, had "FULVIT".
A friend of my mother's had "ENOUGH" on a couple consecutive cars, too. Got her old white/green plate on my wall still.
i've got a good friend who's dad has done national ski patrol for the last 40 yrs. or so.. his '91 mazda mx6 turbo has the plates 'SKI2BHI'… this is the father of my friend that i used to smoke.. umm.. uh… "cigarettes" with all the time..
My favorite, of which I do not have a picture, was a woman in Beverly Hills near my old office who drove a burgundy 2004 or 2005 Cadillac CTS sedan, with the full dealer-installed carriage roof and gold package. I saw her driving a few times, and she looked to be about 50, with big hair and scary fingernails (when you can see and be alarmed by someone's fingernails across three lanes of traffic, you've got a problem). She was pure Joisey. Her license plate? GLAMMA. I used to refer to her car, when I'd see it, as the Glammallac (not to be confused with "Glamma Lack").
When I was a little kid, living in New Hampshire while the stepdad was getting his MBA at Tuck school at Dartmouth, the '71 VW had AYUH and the '71 Datsun 510 wagon had NOSUH. I dunno, as a kid I thought it was funny, but now it's kinda lame. However, this was maybe 1973 and you didn't see too many vanity plates around back then.
No, I'm still amused! Hmm…
And of course, just to remind ourselves of this classic.
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It's like a recruiting tool.
I follow a guy to work with the plate NACHOA4. My neighbor is SEXYC6 and the neighbor who just got divorced is now living alone in the house and driving the EX husband's Porsche with the new plate of ICING, which I'm sure definitely speaks to the house being the cake. Virginia supposedly has the most vanity plates in the US, per capita. It's the one fun thing about rush hour around here.
Thanks so very much for publishing this.