Found over at thereifixedit.
The syncros are pretty worn out so going from 1 to 2 can be a bit tricky.
Ok, so I got nothing but I know there is a veritable caption goldmine waiting to be discovered in the comments. GO!
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This is an exercise in contrasts. On let left, a toploader; on the right, a bottom unloader.
Terry knew life as a fish was going to be difficult but he was not prepared for this.
Even before he could walk, little Johnny Force learned all about dumping the clutch and leaving skid marks.
I'll be honest. I totally misunderstood when you said that you found a tranny in your bathroom.
Transmissions – not ribbed for pleasure
I have to take a massive shift.
Oh, I never use the Men's washroom up on the third floor, near the Ladies Lingerie department….!
That's where the trannies hook up in the stalls…
BTW, some department stores have NOTORIOUS glory-hole activity in precisely that location (men's room nearest to women's lingerie) due to the low traffic of men in that part of the store and thus lesser chance of being caught.
so, 3rd floor near the wo— I mean,… uh…
According to my local cruisingforsex dot com listings, "Cruisy toilet on the third floor in Macy's." Never been there for cruising, mind you, but the fact that the internet is so helpful is amusing.
My tranny took a shit right next to the toilet last night during a high speed escape. It was not pretty, let me tell you.
I can't figure it out; my transmission is bogging.
You should see how well I can heel-toe downshit…
On another note, this is a man's bathroom. A) the tranny/toilet paper dispenser b) that is the ugliest toilet lid I have ever seen c) judging from the drywall rot, the owner has terrible aim. On the other hand, If it is a women's commode, I don't want to meet her.
Is that a BM shifter?
The syncros are worn so it kind of shifts like crap…
Thankfully… the reverse gear was removed…
Good work on the install, it fits flush
The first generation Holden Commode-ore's design suffered from insufficient tolerances, which frequently lead the shifter interfering with the wiper arm.
Ah, I see the problem. Looks like you have sloppy shift leakage.
The transmission is fine, but your rear end leaks.
That right there is a classic 2 speed transmission.
Most creative Bidet ever.
Hard on the clutch, fast on the shift, gets you out of the hold quick.
You have more control getting a blumkin with a manual tranny.
I'm going to have to really think on this because all I see when I look at the photo is the waiter bringing my dinner with a towel draped over his arm. Good lord I need to go eat.
Stick? Oh. Sorry, I must have the wrong stall. I was looking for AutoShit.
- Don't forget to use overdrive after a night of Taco Bell… "When you got the Runs, this puppy'll RUN".
- Technical Service Bulletin: "This transmission model requires regular servicing with Metamucil. For proper and thorough flushing, use Ex-Lax".
- "Heel and Toe for Colon Blow!"
Somebody took the saying, "you can't drive a stick fer shit!!!" a liiiiitle too literally.
Sometimes, during a big shift… I need to double-clutch the sides of the bowl.
What you don't see on the backside of this is the key to the men's restroom at the gas station. The block of 2×4 didn't work, but now NOBODY walks off with the key.
I totally laid a tranny in the bathroom.
um…
I don't have the skill to use a toilet plunger as part of my race car like the Metrognome, so I did this instead.
"Hey dad?
Yeah?
There's a tranny on the floor of the bathroom again.
Ah, just push it out of the way.
But… It's stick keeps poking me…"
Off topic: Sorry I haven't been around much, this website has been blocked by my place of work for social networking.
If you think a transmission used as a tissue holder is overkill…you should see the five-horse Briggs & Stratton that powers the Bidet…it puts a whole new perspective to the term "deep cleansing."
I used to work for a Japanese plumbing company that made bidet toilet seats (hangs head in shame). The American engineers kept trying to come up with crazy ad tag lines, my favorite was "Now with the cleaning power of pumice!"
LOL…bigtime!
The transmission is good to go, but I think your rear end is blown.
Better sit tight, that 1-2 upshift can be a bit abrupt.
So is that why they called it the Hydra-matic?
Perfect use for a Dynaflush.
World's first Steampunk bidet. Patent pending.
Not another crappy transmission!
So it's TRUE what they say about flushing transmissions!
…in the men's room of Nissan Racing Development.
That pic just accelerated my need for a good bloody mary..
Sometimes, a few hours after a big meal of beans and rice and broccoli, if I really try, I can "chirp third".
Bathroom, Casa de Murilee c. 2009
Wow, you can really mount a T-5 to anything.
Q: What’s Wrong with this picture?
A: The seat is down.
I never in a million years would’ve had the idea to look at things that way. This is going to make my morning a bunch easier.