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The Cars of West Edmonton Mall

They really shouldn't let this be visible in a mall. It's almost indecent exposure. I needed to sit down for a while.

They really shouldn't let this be visible in a mall. It's almost indecent exposure. I needed to sit down for a while.

As one of the largest malls in the world — and one of the only ones with a Pirate Ship in the middle, and sea lion shows, and penguin shows, and meerkats — West Edmonton Mall can be a fun place to visit. Around this time of year, however, it works very hard at creating an “upscale” feel, to counteract the millions of “HUGE SALE” signs that every retailer thinks is a good idea to hang in their window.

Wait a minute... that's not a car...

Wait a minute... that's not a car...

Sometimes it works, sometimes not so much. But there’s usually some pretty awesome eye-candy to be seen in and around the mall — both of the automotive variety and otherwise. Since I can’t take photos of the “otherwise”, here are some photos of random vehicular sightings in and around the mall while doing our Christmas shopping.

Also, some random not-so-vehicular sightings. I, for one, was completely unaware that there were Ferrari running shoes… and I think I preferred being unaware of that fact. What’s that? Your friends just don’t think you’re enough of a poser? Then buy these shoes! Then everyone will point and scorn!

The sad part? They’re really nice shoes, and I kinda like them. Sigh. I’m so ashamed.










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