[singlepic id=449 w=650 float=center]We’ve got a plan: you buy copious amounts of Hoonimerch, making us filthy rich. We’ll use the proceeds to build epic garages like these, and you can all come over and hang out. Just leave your crappy non-jaw-droppingly-awesome cars outside, please. And wipe your feet.
Jump for the gallery, sourced from user DeepindebtJD’s post over on the Luxury 4 Play forums (<–more pictures here).
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Thanks to tipster Little Willie!
The super barn is the most awesome empty room I've ever seen.
Agreed. If I could get my brothers to go on board with me I'd love to turn our barn into a garagemahal. The upper level for parking, the lower level for partying.
With a glass ceiling so you can look at the car's dirty bits?
I have found my new wallpaper, and I have a new goal.
Here I was about to start the Haten' when I looked at the link but a thought popped into my head, "I would do something similar if had the means". Very nice temples of Motoring and Mechanical Artistry. Bravo my well heeled Hoons.
I'm going to hate. Sorry… Even if I had unlimited funds, the only clean thing in my Ultra Garage of Awesomeness and Power® is the cars, except for the Jeep. Even the women and booze will be dirty.
Especially the women…….and when may I expect my invitation to your Ultra Garage?
I'll bring chips and dip!
I got crafty with the invites this year. Old shop rags, scented with used motor oil from a Brown ‘71 Fleetwood. With YOU R INVITED written in grease. Should have no problems getting through the USPS. Give it a day or so.
The awesome clean room won't stay that way long if I have my way.
Oh and the makeshift Batcave in the Dark Knight sucked too.
My fantasy lottery garage would be a quonset hut (a big one) in the center of a 20-acre wooded lot with ~8000 square feet for cars and ~2000 square feet for living quarters, with a paved driveway to the road and a plow-equipped Eagle to keep it clear in winter.
Yeah, I could see having one of these. Who cares if the real dwelling is a trailer. First things first.
Meh, who needs living space. I would be sleeping curled up next to the cars anyway.
I almost bought the lot across from my buddy in Minnesota. My plan was to build a big ass garage with an apartment above. Then I bought a house in Michigan with a 1 car garage and a wife.
Sounds about right — Anything to move real estate in Michigan!
The mistake there was purchasing the wife. They tend to be the most expensive investments.
Well, unless they come fully equipped with more toys than you have. We went wandering through show-homes recently, just for something to do, and I heard the comment, "We're going to need a LOT more garage space than that; knowing us, we're going to need space for at least four cars." Keeper? Oh yeah.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Maserati MC12
The GT3 and the Carrera GT are bunk-bed buddies. They need one above the F40 where I could sleep.
I dream of having a garage like one of these. Even if it's not as fancy. A pole barn with a lift would do. And a wet bar. That's always been high on my list of things to have in my "ultimate" garage. Then me and my buddies could sit around looking at the cars drinking engineerd Hooniversal all-night scotch and telling lies.
Anyone else a little annoyed at that Ferrari 512BB not having a license plate? I know it's mint but having it just sit there is like locking the 1979 Stefanie Powers in a ca…never mind…
Go on…
Ok I have a serious heart on for carports, the only issue for me is the whole winter thing, that gets annoying and gets your car covered with snow (yes even in a carport)
Winter?
Sn…ow?
What are these things you speak of?
–From Hooniverse headquarters in LA
Yeah, we San Diego-based Hoons were wondering the same thing. Are they talking about "weather?" I've heard of weather before but am only familiar with it in the abstract.
Ask Dearthair, he'll tell you all about it, then proceed to make fun of you and your stodgy LA morals. or something like that.
Sorry, I missed this thread. I'll proceed with the mocking immediately.
We don't use that S word around here. In Tombstone, we have cactus and palm trees and I hate seeing snow on them. That white stuff got annoying, so I moved south.
Did anybody else notice the Cobra couch behind the Camaro in pic 11? That is sweet!
The only thing that I don't like about these garages…no dirt…anywhere! That one(barn) even had a lift in it, and no sign of project spillage anywhere. I (IMHO) couldn't stand having a garage that you couldn't get a little dirty in.
you have people to clean that stuff up…
Thank you Hooniverse for giving me motivation to go do school work now.
The thought of having my vehicles sharing the same garage (or being stored at the same location, for that matter) seems like such an unobtainable goal… although I don't think mine could ever be as clean as these garages even if I could have one. One can dream though I suppose.
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