Hooniverse intends to be the dumping ground for everything that’s not going to generate enough traffic at sites where they care about such things. Posts will never be optimized to maximize search results. Word count is irrelevant.
Hooniverse does not cover Automotive News in the traditional sense. Don’t send us press releases. We won’t write up your product unless we use it on one of our project cars.
You’re welcome to send us press cars, however. Should we be so blessed as to receive a vehicle on someone else’s dime, we’ll show you the respect of giving our readers something worth reading when it comes to your car. This may not be the review they or you are used to, but that’s kind of the point. We won’t be gratuitously disrespectful, but we’re not in the business of fluff.