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The Greatest Car in all of history is... French and Italian, and Italian

The only engine bay that asks "Where is your God now?"

There’s little question that the third most incredible car ever built is the Citroen DS. First appearing on the motive scene in 1955, the Goddess with it’s inboard-hydraulic brakes, oleopneumatic suspension set up and bolt-on body panels attached to a unibody frame, is still ahead of its time. Not a believer? There’s the final all important measurement metric employed by all serious doctors of automotive journalism: Just look at it! As you can see, DS = hella sweet.

[Ed: We're honored and a little terrified to feature a guest appearance from Autoblog's own resident Francophile Jonny Lieberman. Trust us, not hitting the jump on this one will make you a supremely uncool person.] Continue reading The Greatest Car in all of Recorded History is… French and Double Italian

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Truckload Sale: Buy A Truckload of Ammo, Keep The Truck?

I'm unsure if this is one of the trucks, or just a stock photo. Either way, I'll take it!

In what may be one of the strangest promotions we’ve ever seen, this one comes from a company named “ArmaLite” which apparently sells the… you know, ammo-stuff for those gun-things that Americans seem so fixated on.

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Hooniverse Asks

Hooniverse Asks- What Kind of Car is your Girl (or Guy)?

Yesterday we asked you whether you anthropomorphized your ride, and if so, what was its personality. Today we’re pulling a 180 and want you to objectify that certain someone in your life – and to tell us what kind of car they’d be.

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Adventures in model-hooning: An Interview with Michael Paul Smith, Part III

How hoons got it done in the old school

Today we conclude our interview series with Michael Paul Smith; previously, we discussed his background in scale modeling and then some of  his techniques and inspiration.     But I know there’s a small (at least I hope it’s small) number of you who yet might dare indignance:  “Yeah yeah, them’s there models is real cute and all, but this is a blog about cars!”  Well shut yer yaps because here it comes, straight from the man himself: You want cars?  You wanna know why and how and if your own favorites have ever been granted the pass to miniaturized photo-art immortality?   Well as they say: strap in, shut up, and hang on, because we’re about to get our final discourse from Mr. Smith…

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Auto Reviews

2010 Cadillac CTS Sport Wagon

Chances are, if you grew up in the lower 48, the concept of an attractive wagon is as foreign as makizushi. While the rest of the world subsists on a steady diet of cars like the BMW M5 Touring, Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG Estate and the Audi RS6 Avant, we’ve been force fed duds like the Ford Taurus Wagon and the Saturn SW. No, life isn’t fair, and as a result, the American population at large simply doesn’t have the vocabulary for a smartly-styled long-roof that’s a pleasure to drive. Class, repeat after me: 2010 Cadillac CTS Sport Wagon.

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24 Hours of Lemons

LeMonade: Two e12 BMW 528s for $600

bmw e12 528 for salebmw e12 528 for sale

If LeMans taught us anything it’s that we’ll never be as cool as Steve McQueen a racing program needs more than one car to be truly successful. If LeMons has taught us anything, it’s that spare parts are your friend. You can see where we’re going with this, right?

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Hooniverse Parting Shot

Hooniverse Parting Shot: The 10th Generation of the Ford Thunderbird; A Bargain you should know about.

The 1997 Thunderbird LX. Beige is never a best color for any car, but it's criminal with this one.

What late-model (less than 15 years old), V8-powered four-seater with an independent rear suspension can you often buy for less than $3,000? If you answered the 1991 to 1997 Ford Thunderbird, pat yourself on the back. You guessed right. And if you knew this, you probably bleed Ford Blue Oval Blue.
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